Lisa Way Is On Hold

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a disgusting viral video that is trending on social media which leads to a discussion about sandwiches and Lisa wants no part of the topic.

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00:00listen i came in today and i saw that uh mcchicken was trending on social media

00:15and i thought wow this could be a couple of different things yeah something bad

00:20and i found it unfortunately a guy after mcchicken

00:25the video has been taken down there was on youtube and in fact i didn't even have to look hard it was

00:42oh no look at this lease you ready for this mcchicken can i uh can i listen to it yeah

00:48there was no swearing holy christ unfortunately there is mayonnaise on a mcchicken that'll make

00:55me that'll haunt my dreams forever good lord look at the size of that thing i know dude it's uh

01:01i saw one second of it and that was enough that was enough for you yeah i'm good i understand what

01:07happened who needs a mcchicken when you got a 12 inch bratwurst yeah exactly mother of god

01:13if i banged a mcchicken you wouldn't even see it come out the other side

01:17i was thinking that too i was like yeah i might maybe a mcnugget yeah yeah it'd have to be like a

01:25like a mixed lighter what's what's the softest of the foods that you could have done that too like

01:31would you seriously trying to determine which sandwich you'd f yeah i think i would have i

01:36think i'd bang uh i'd probably bang a big mac arby's is the way to go oh that hot roast beef

01:44some of that cheese in there you know yeah that's gonna be closest to all natural right softer yeah

01:50yeah you need something with two patties so it'd have to be like a double quarter pounder

01:54with cheese you need some cheese in there boys let it cool though someone just said y'all talking

01:59about effing sandwiches if you just tuned in that's what they're talking about that's why i'm being

02:05quiet welcome to the show i'll be back with you in a minute he's always like on hold music starts

02:12like a meditation mode the sandwich banging will be over soon

02:17talking about banging sandwiches right now talking about banging arby's

02:30talking about a double filet of fish bang it i don't really i don't really know what i have

02:40to bring to the table on this one lease away is on hold you know please continue to hold

02:44i uh like i'm not gonna say anything about like a corn dog or anything it's just really gross it's

02:51just too gross to even i'm not gonna bang anything yeah that's right i just would not bang fast food

02:57i just wouldn't i just i thanks for waiting at least away will rejoin the conversation when the

03:06sandwich effing discussion stops why is this going on a long time with these guys they've gone through

03:13seven sandwiches that they would bang right now just i really start to wonder if these guys would

03:20actually bang i think i'm pretty sure they would james for sure would pretty crunches give me the

03:29eyes see they come hither and eff me eyes i told you he's not unbelievably they're still talking

03:36about effing sandwiches so please continue to hold oh god what do i have to do today

03:42probably go get my nails done or something i'm gonna need to really get some girl time after this

03:51maybe a massage or something something to really just calm down it's only monday i gotta do this for

04:00a few days they wonder why i want to just leave on friday as soon as as soon as we can it's really hard

04:10hard to do this job sandwiches having sex with sandwiches

04:19of course they made me watch a video of a guy actually doing it the black man with a 12-inch

04:28donger just disgusting i i don't want to watch this it's not what i exactly thought my life was gonna be

04:35just do something else dave all right we're done yeah yeah all right i was really thinking oh he's

04:46gonna take calls on what sandwich you would sleep you know you do what would be your sandwich you were

04:52concerned that they was gonna open the riff lines what sandwich would you bang i would be surprised

04:58oh come on give me a little credit i take calls on sandwich banging i'm actually kind of interested

05:08no no no would you bang fries which which fries would you bang well let's head to the

05:15rip lines and find out oh jesus i don't know why i even said take calls this is probably my fault

05:22at this point if people start calling in would you bang fries why would you bang fries when you can

05:31eat fries no one's calling oh oh you just cursed it no one's calling thank god no one's oh shoot

05:40someone has a sandwich they want to have sex

05:48thank god that guy hung up you didn't have to do it thanks jason all right we'll let lisa continue

05:55to hold through the commercial break hopefully she'll be off hold when we come back when we return

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