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Spicin' Up Salad
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a local news station that had a guest use some sexual innuendo on their program which has lead to a video clip going viral.
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00:00
Did you guys see what happened on Fox 2 yesterday morning?
00:13
Oh, I saw from our Twitter something that you had.
00:16
I saw some people making fun of it.
00:19
Did the Rick James comment?
00:20
Yes.
00:21
Yeah, I saw it.
00:21
Well, I didn't see it on the news.
00:22
This was on the 9.
00:23
It's gone viral now, so it's everywhere.
00:25
I guess there was a 7 Greens restaurant.
00:29
Kelly Schaefer Jansen from the 7 Greens restaurant was on to talk about ways to spice up your salad.
00:34
May is National Salad Month.
00:36
Okay.
00:37
And this is what she said to Jason Carr live on Fox 2 yesterday morning.
00:41
That's a yoga girl, right, Jason?
00:43
That's right.
00:44
And I know you want me to toss your salad, too, don't you?
00:46
All right, on that note.
00:48
Hey, that never gets old.
00:50
Oh, my God.
00:52
That's a dirty bird.
00:53
Lady, you're here to promote salad.
00:55
Relax.
00:56
Spicing up salad, for Christ's sake.
00:58
You don't know how to spice it up that much.
01:00
If there was ever a segment you thought would be safe, it would be the salad segment, right?
01:04
And Dina's like, okay, back to the...
01:08
On that note, that's the...
01:09
That's right.
01:11
And I know you want me to toss your salad, too, don't you?
01:13
All right, on that note.
01:15
Hey, I'm really not getting old.
01:16
She said, sorry, not sorry.
01:18
I want to get his face's expression.
01:21
She said, she's the second dirtiest person to ever be on Fox 2.
01:24
The first dirtiest is James.
01:26
James Campbell.
01:27
Yeah.
01:28
They cut him off for saying the word penis, remember?
01:30
Oh, yeah.
01:31
They're going rim jobs.
01:31
Yeah.
01:32
I almost feel like she's the dirtiest woman.
01:34
I think so, too.
01:34
I feel like I'm number two.
01:35
You're right.
01:36
She's dirtier than you.
01:37
That salad girl is dirtier than you, James.
01:39
I agree.
01:39
You've been out dirtied.
01:40
He is giving up his crown.
01:42
Watch out, Fox 2.
01:42
We're coming for you.
01:43
Yeah, I think I know what needs to be said.
01:46
Yeah.
01:46
People are asking us to call the salad lady.
01:52
Seven Greens.
01:53
Would she be?
01:55
Hi, is the salad toss lady there?
02:00
It's a good dial tone.
02:01
Do your name?
02:02
Yeah.
02:03
Kelly Schaefer.
02:03
Okay.
02:04
Hi.
02:05
I don't know if the salad place is open this early, though.
02:07
Probably not.
02:07
It's only 930.
02:08
I got a good...
02:09
They're in mid-toss right now.
02:11
They're tossing.
02:12
They toss the salad early.
02:13
They toss this early?
02:14
Yeah.
02:14
You toss salad this early?
02:15
I think so.
02:16
No.
02:19
I'm in Detroit.
02:20
Hi there.
02:21
I'm looking for Kelly Schaefer.
02:23
She's not in at the moment.
02:25
Oh, you got some great music playing there, though.
02:26
You guys are having some fun.
02:27
Yeah.
02:28
All right.
02:29
Well, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak from Riff, and we wanted to talk to her about tossing salad.
02:33
Oh, wow.
02:38
All right.
02:38
All right.
02:39
I got to stand teaching again.
02:40
Turn the music on water!
02:43
Turn the music on water!
02:46
Turn it up!
02:49
She's going to get calls like that all day long.
02:51
All day.
02:51
What do you think she has?
02:52
Well, good lord.
02:53
That place sounds like a porno movie is being shot there.
02:56
Did you hear that?
02:57
Bam, bam, bam.
02:59
Salad is a crazy business.
03:01
Bam, bam, bam.
03:02
They're getting ready right now for the day?
03:04
The seven greens.
03:08
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and talk.
03:10
Talk.
03:12
Let's try again here.
03:14
Let's see if we can reach them here.
03:16
All right.
03:16
Dialing.
03:17
Doot, doot, doot.
03:19
Hello.
03:20
The seven greens.
03:21
Oh.
03:22
Hi there.
03:23
We're looking for Kelly.
03:25
Kelly is busy right now.
03:29
Really?
03:30
She can't come to the phone?
03:31
I told her not to talk with her mouthful.
03:36
Oh, my goodness.
03:38
That's right.
03:39
It seems like you guys are pretty easy going over there.
03:44
It's pretty loosey-goosey.
03:46
Is there music in the background there?
03:48
Yeah, right.
03:50
All the time, every time.
03:52
We were just following up on her comment yesterday that she made on Fox 2.
03:57
You're talking about the toss and salad.
03:59
Yes.
03:59
Absolutely, we were.
04:01
She is one of the best.
04:03
Oh, she likes to toss out.
04:05
She loves to toss out.
04:07
Oh, okay.
04:08
You seem to-
04:08
All sorts of salad.
04:11
Salad of every kind.
04:15
Lisa, Lisa.
04:18
What's your favorite kind of salad, girl?
04:21
I have a meat joke, but I won't make it right now.
04:24
Oh, damn.
04:29
She got a meat joke.
04:31
Tell you what, my meat is no joke.
04:35
Oh, why don't I come on down there and toss you a fresh salad?
04:38
What kind of dressing you like, man?
04:43
I'll make it myself.
04:45
Oh, my God.
04:47
Oh, no.
04:47
You like blue cheese?
04:48
No.
04:52
What about you, James?
04:53
You want me to talk to her about what you do?
04:56
You got some Russian dressing?
04:57
You're damn right.
04:58
That's the way.
04:59
He's a first in line.
05:02
How much does this cost?
05:04
That's a lot of money, baby.
05:05
I'm going to get my checkbook ready.
05:08
Yeah.
05:09
You guys take IOUs?
05:11
Not really.
05:12
Not all the time.
05:13
And do you guys always have this music playing down there?
05:16
Yeah.
05:16
I mean, it's a good time all the time.
05:20
It's really loud.
05:21
Seven green.
05:21
You guys have music playing loud.
05:23
Like, you're just getting into it.
05:24
Is that it?
05:24
Just is our toss and salad music.
05:27
Oh, I see.
05:28
She caught us early.
05:28
You know, we got to toss all the salad for the day.
05:31
We appreciate you taking the time to talk to us.
05:33
She's so busy right now tossing salad, she can't talk to you.
05:37
But call back later.
05:38
You never know.
05:39
All right.
05:39
We will do.
05:40
Thanks so much.
05:41
Bye-bye.
05:41
Take care now.
05:42
National salad month.
05:43
Yeah, and the same to you as well.
05:44
We appreciate it.
05:45
Bye-bye, Lisa.
05:49
You're going to hear the pitter-patter of salad tossing.
05:55
The pitter-patter of salad tossing.
05:58
Never heard it put that way.
06:00
The splash.
06:02
It's genius.
06:03
You're like, look, I've started a salad place.
06:05
All right?
06:06
Just salads.
06:07
My only hope to get this thing really kicking ass is to go on the news and talk about rim jobs.
06:11
That's it.
06:12
That's it.
06:12
That's what I'm doing.
06:14
And if you can do it, you win.
06:16
You won.
06:17
She won.
06:17
You won.
06:18
She definitely won.
06:19
The most successful salad place ever.
06:23
I'm going to get you.
06:24
booty.
06:24
I'm going to get you.
06:25
I don't have a belt down all because of it.
06:36
Everybody lo PSS.
06:37
みんな.
06:37
I'm going to burn it.
06:39
I'm going to lift it down.
06:40
I'm going to do it for you.
06:42
You're the one who lives together.
06:42
You're welcome.
06:43
You're welcome.
06:44
I'm going to get you guys.
06:45
I'm going to make you listen probably.
06:47
I'm going to touch you.
06:48
You, I'm going to get you.
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