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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about how quarantine has been affecting people's sex lives and when Chatroulette is mentioned, Dave hops on and gives it a try.

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Transcript
00:00i'm gonna try this chat roulette thing here this is so dangerous this is the scariest thing i've
00:10ever seen he's in charge of everything i can't do anything that's really scary he's in charge
00:16of all the sounds okay here we go oh he's in charge of the sound yep yeah i'll just turn
00:21it right down right now there we go it's completely oh boy don't you have to i don't know
00:26alarm oh wow yes this is exactly what we want we are finally going guys we've got someone we've
00:32infiltrated media company okay i'm gonna do random oh yeah oh there i am yeah need to fix it a bit
00:39there put myself in the screen all right we're going on chat roulette oh this is so bad let's see
00:44what we get here this is the first game encounter here let's see oh oh cut me right off because
00:50probably i was looking for girl guy looking for a girl oh there's a donk first there we go
00:54second one was just you saw it he was fine there's a guy in a mask what's that
01:01what up dude no he didn't want to see you got it you should have said hola dave
01:07that's funny it's just oh no i don't like what were they going to do in their sink i don't know
01:12they click off us oh there's just legs you know he was jerking it too it's just all there's another
01:18guy after guy waiting to jerk it that's it that's a dude oh my god you haven't seen a girl
01:34yet there's another guy waiting to jerk off with you right there hello fella just call it penis
01:50roulette there's another one oh okay i've seen enough okay that is a transsexual that is oh yeah there we go
01:58yeah and they're fine with you dave can you still looking at me i know but can you go ahead and
02:03how do i get out of it how do i get rid of her okay she finishes on me if she finishes on me i will be
02:08a-o he's going to show her today how do i get out how do i get out how do i get out how do prze
02:12i lot that time 20 times running out data speed you put it away thereso
02:18you put it away here we go put it away how do i get out how do i get out how do i get out and
02:25get out i can't hold i can't stop him i can't help him i can't stop her do something hit that
02:37Do something, Dave!
02:39Don't do it!
02:39Hit the button, Dave!
02:41No, no!
02:43No, Dave!
02:46Dave's the other one!
02:48No!
02:50Hit the button, Dave!
02:52There's something!
02:54Hit something!
02:57Oh, that's it!
02:58Oh, my God!
03:00Dave's going to end up on another porn site.
03:02That transsexual went over to hit click record
03:05on their computer.
03:07To get Dave's reaction while they were punching.
03:09Oh, look at these guys.
03:09No, they're going to definitely...
03:10You guys aren't jerking off, are you?
03:13Not yet.
03:14No.
03:15Don't jerk.
03:15You guys don't jerk.
03:18Let's see the hand.
03:19Let's see the hand.
03:20Put them up.
03:20Put them up.
03:21No jerking.
03:22All right, you guys.
03:22Good job.
03:23You have a good day.
03:24Good to talk to you, fellas.
03:25Stay safe.
03:26This is a crazy thing.
03:28That other one we just watched,
03:30that was like a bomb.
03:32That was like watching a bomb get disarmed.
03:35I was like, we're running out of time!
03:36I've been sticking down!
03:37There are no ladies on here at all.
03:40No.
03:40No, we haven't seen a single lady yet.
03:42Well, that was a lady.
03:43It was kind of a lady.
03:44I'm so happy that woman didn't finish on my face.
03:47Yeah, no.
03:48It was close.
03:49It was real touch and go.
03:51Dude, I mean, we were really counting it down.
03:52It was about to happen at any second.
03:54It looked like it was about to happen at any second.
03:55Well, yeah.
03:56I was like, we're really playing with fire here.
03:58I just can't wait until Dave goes viral for reacting to that.
04:01When that transsexual puts that video out on the internet.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:04Yeah.
04:04No, Dave.
04:05Not another video.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:08No.
04:08That's much worse than a FUT stripper.
04:12It is.
04:12Because you're like, no!
04:14No!
04:15No.
04:16Because all the volume went to them.
04:17Oh, Dave.
04:18That's so bad.
04:19They got all your volume.
04:21And they did take their hand to the side.
04:22Like, they were trying to set something up.
04:24I thought they were grabbing a tissue, but it looked more like they were trying to, like,
04:26oh, oh, we've got to hit record.
04:28Here we go.
04:28They were really speeding up at the end.
04:30Oh, yeah.
04:30They did.
04:31And I was like.
04:32He even flicked it a couple times.
04:33I was like, we're going to.
04:34It was the telltale.
04:36I felt like a seismologist that was, like, getting all the readings from the volcano there
04:40for a minute.
04:41You're like, wait a second.
04:42I'm like, look at these.
04:44Jesus Christ.
04:45We better hurry.
04:46Get out of there, Dave.
04:47Get out of there.
04:49Is Dave still there?
04:50Oh, no.
04:51We lost Dave.
04:52We lost Dave.
04:53We lost Dave.
04:55Oh, no.
04:56I was like.
04:57He's so worried.
04:59He's calm.
04:59No.
05:00We lost Dave.
05:01Oh.
05:02Jeez.
05:04We can't even.
05:05We can't hear him through the.
05:06No.
05:06Wait a second.
05:06Dave, are you even.
05:08Chat roulette knocked him completely off.
05:09Wait a second.
05:10I can't even hear his mic.
05:11We can't hear him.
05:11Sexual hack the computer.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:14What have you got hacked?
05:17I told you not to play with chat roulette.
05:19Oh, you're telling me a text.
05:20Power went out.
05:21Power went out?
05:22His power went out.
05:23His power went out.
05:24The transsexual hack.
05:25His whole house and cut his power.
05:26His whole.
05:27All of his powers gone?
05:28Yes.
05:28What do you.
05:29It just says power went out with three exclamation points.
05:31He sent electric search while he was watching transsexual death.
05:33I tell you.
05:34The society is falling apart while Dave lives now.
05:37So we trapped him with the transsexual penis.
05:41All we needed was one person with access to the grid to come here and watch the channel.
05:46What do we do now?
05:48I mean, it's time for the go-to break.
05:50Yeah, we're going to go to break.
05:51I guess that's what we're going to do.
05:52See, we can get Dave back.
05:53Back with Dave.
05:53All right.
05:54We'll try.
05:54I have no idea with the teaser what's coming up.
05:55I'm sure there's more butthole stories on the way.
05:57Who knows what's.
05:58Who knows?
05:59Yeah.
05:59We really don't.
06:00We don't know.
06:01We don't have a back on the show or will it be lost to the coronavirus?
06:06Find out next on Dave and Chuck.
06:07That's great, James.
06:08Good job.
06:09That's good.
06:09Previously on Dave and Chuck.