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Dave's Random French Message
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were about to start discussing the news when Dave received a very strange Facebook message in French from a random woman he's never met.
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00:00
I think some French whore is trying to hit on me.
00:07
Wait a second.
00:08
What are you talking about?
00:09
I just got this, like, Facebook message from a...
00:13
French whore?
00:14
Merlin Borgia.
00:16
Are you falling for something, Dave?
00:18
No, but I mean, I don't know what...
00:19
I got to translate.
00:20
She's speaking in French, though.
00:21
Oh, okay.
00:23
Est-ce que je peux taille mon frère, s'il vous plaît?
00:25
English translation here.
00:27
Comment ça va?
00:27
Ça va bien?
00:30
Bon matin.
00:31
Bon matin.
00:32
What's that mean?
00:33
Good night.
00:33
Good evening.
00:35
Good morning.
00:36
Good morning.
00:37
Est-ce que vous retournez à ma maison?
00:41
Are you going to return to my house?
00:42
Are you going to come to my house?
00:43
Are you coming to my house?
00:45
What did you do, Dave?
00:45
Leave your underwear there?
00:46
Yeah, what do you got there?
00:48
What are you...
00:49
Are you going to come to my house finally?
00:52
Wow.
00:53
What's crazy is if this person's real.
00:56
Probably not.
00:57
Desolé.
00:58
Hold on.
00:58
That's sleep, I think.
01:01
No, what does that mean?
01:02
Are you trying to remember from French class?
01:05
Yeah.
01:05
Are you finally going to come over to my house and sleep with me?
01:07
Sorry.
01:09
Oh, sorry.
01:10
Je me suis tromper de personne.
01:12
Oh, I don't know what that means.
01:14
Je me suis.
01:15
Sorry, I am...
01:17
Sorry, I sent to the wrong person.
01:20
Oh, my God.
01:21
Oh, my God.
01:21
Oh, wow.
01:22
That's hilarious.
01:23
Oh, that's hilarious.
01:26
Oh, my God.
01:27
That's amazing.
01:28
That's amazing.
01:28
That's some sexy French woman.
01:31
Wow.
01:32
Someone's living a way cooler life.
01:34
Are you coming back to my house this morning?
01:36
And then realize she sent it to the wrong person.
01:39
And her picture is of her with her husband.
01:42
Like her marriage photo.
01:43
Oh, my God.
01:45
No.
01:47
Sacrableur.
01:48
No.
01:49
What the F, you guys?
01:51
She's a cheating whore.
01:52
How do I say cheating whore?
01:54
No, no.
01:54
Right there, back to her.
01:55
Why not?
01:56
He doesn't know her?
01:56
Yes, cheating whore.
02:00
Ah, triche pute.
02:03
Are you triche pute?
02:06
Triche pute.
02:08
Triche pute.
02:10
Cheating whore.
02:11
Oh, I bet.
02:12
How do I say does your husband know?
02:14
Maybe that's better than...
02:15
Oh, my God.
02:16
What does your husband know?
02:19
Maybe they're into cuckolds.
02:21
Oh, maybe.
02:22
That's how I say it to her.
02:23
Thomas, I'm a versatile.
02:25
Yeah, your husband know whore?
02:29
Oh, my God.
02:31
I'm getting really upset.
02:32
Dave gets arrested for blackness.
02:34
She must have just got married.
02:35
All of her stuff.
02:36
Let me see.
02:37
Let me see.
02:37
All of her stuff is all like just recent wedding photos.
02:40
We'll see who she got married to.
02:41
Dave Hunter?
02:43
Does she know a Dave Hunter?
02:44
Oh, my God.
02:45
Look that up.
02:46
She was just in Niagara Falls.
02:48
Look that up.
02:49
She loves hot dogs.
02:51
Yeah, whore.
02:52
She is.
02:53
That's it.
02:53
She loves that.
02:54
She put that on her profile right there.
02:56
Oh, I just flicked on the wrong thing.
02:58
A French lady that loves hot dogs?
03:00
Yep.
03:00
Glizzy gladi.
03:01
She's probably French Canadian.
03:03
Oh, yes.
03:03
That's much different, Liz.
03:05
Got it.
03:06
French Canadians love hot dogs.
03:09
They do.
03:10
But, yeah, she's definitely married.
03:11
It says relationship married.
03:12
And all of her wedding pictures are in her profile.
03:15
Oh, that's so terrible.
03:18
That's so, that sucks.
03:19
I mean, see why you don't get married.
03:20
Like, this guy thinks he's got it made.
03:23
Oh, my God.
03:23
She's gorgeous.
03:25
That's what I mean.
03:25
Like, just don't get married.
03:26
Yeah.
03:27
Jesus.
03:28
Bonjour.
03:29
You're like, I do want to come over.
03:32
Let me come over and sleep.
03:34
Oui, I'll be right there.
03:35
She kind of looks like a Wonder Woman chick.
03:38
Yeah, she's beautiful.
03:39
But I guess she's way hotter than her guy.
03:43
Well, that's a downside.
03:46
Yeah.
03:46
She's having people over when he's not at home.
03:48
Oh, my God.
03:49
We don't know anything.
03:51
I think we're figuring it out.
03:53
We're assuming all of this.
03:55
That's fine.
03:56
We don't know.
03:57
What the hell?
03:58
I know.
03:58
That's crazy.
03:59
Who did she mean to reach?
04:01
Never assume anything.
04:02
Another guy named Dave, obviously.
04:04
I guess.
04:05
Dave Hunter.
04:05
Probably doesn't even know.
04:07
Or she only knows him.
04:08
My French doppelganger.
04:08
Only knows him by Dave.
04:11
No, I don't.
04:12
I guess I'll just leave it alone.
04:13
I won't call her a whore.
04:15
No, don't call her a whore.
04:16
Tell her.
04:16
Does her husband know?
04:17
No.
04:19
Oh, my God.
04:19
I'll just say, it's okay.
04:23
Send.
04:24
All right.
04:25
Oh, no.
04:25
Now she can call me and message me.
04:27
That's, I should never reply.
04:28
Oh, no.
04:29
I should never reply.
04:30
Amber will be furious later.
04:33
She saw it already.
04:34
Man, she's on there fast.
04:35
Well, because I wonder if this is a scam.
04:37
Imagine this was actually just a scam.
04:39
Could be.
04:40
Oh, then I've got to block a French whore.
04:43
How do you block a French whore?
04:44
I've never had to do it.
04:46
It should block.
04:47
I don't think that'll work.
04:48
Go ahead and block her.
04:50
I don't know why you would, but go ahead.
04:52
Yeah, you might have missed out on getting some nudes, Dave.
04:54
Wow.
04:55
Maybe she's like, French nudes.
04:58
You think it's okay, huh?
05:00
Take a look at my beaver.
05:01
Oh, wow.
05:03
Beaver.
05:08
What is that?
05:09
Let's see here.
05:10
Let's see what the translation is.
05:13
Castor.
05:14
Castor.
05:14
Castor is beaver.
05:15
Yeah.
05:16
Check out my castor.
05:17
Castor femenelle.
05:19
Oh, yeah.
05:20
Very nice.
05:21
Beaver.
05:23
That's English.
05:24
Yeah.
05:25
All right, let's continue here as we continue to check the news.
05:29
I know that just stopped me in my tracks.
05:31
When a French whore messaged you out of the blue.
05:33
Yeah.
05:35
She's gone.
05:37
Well, you blocked her.
05:38
You blocked her.
05:38
Oh, yeah.
05:39
He doesn't want to talk to her anymore.
05:41
He's already.
05:42
Did you see how sad it was?
05:44
He was so sad.
05:45
I'm like, you did it.
05:47
She's gone now.
05:48
You did it.
05:49
She disappeared.
05:51
You just did it to yourself.
05:53
Okay, all right.
05:54
He almost cried.
05:55
I know.
05:55
I blocked it two seconds ago.
05:57
I thought she blocked me.
05:58
I was like, what?
05:59
No, you blocked her.
06:00
Yeah, okay.
06:01
That's fine.
06:01
That's better.
06:04
You ended it, Dave.
06:05
Don't worry.
06:05
You broke up with her.
06:06
A range of emotions.
06:08
You dumped her, Dave.
06:10
Mon dieu.
06:10
Mon dieu.
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