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Beasley Digital
  • 7/3/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who was on a reality show that had a strange encounter with a fan over a picture they posted. Then, we talk about how much money Dave could make selling his feet pics!

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00:00all right we got an email from a listener who was on a reality show okay she said long time listener
00:15i was on season 11 of the curse of oak island please don't judge me too hard i am a legit
00:22archaeologist and she says yes chuck i also own a metal detector i think i probably know who you
00:28are anyway because of my third rate celebrity status i have some fans today which was yesterday
00:35she said i posted a pic that i didn't think was racy or naughty but after listening to you guys
00:41for years i realized i should have known better i've had some doozies when it comes to my fans
00:46over the past couple of years but this guy takes the cake i've sent you screenshots before i blocked
00:52him forever and the picture that started it all i don't think we should show these on the stream
00:57yeah yeah okay yeah um she says lisa will probably say that i was being too nice and she's right
01:05i've had lots of you should do an only fans or you're so hot i bartended for many years and i'm
01:12used to do saying some weird things but this one i had no response my husband couldn't stop laughing
01:17and said you've got to tell dave and chuck the freak at once oh my god that's crazy so here you
01:22go thanks for all the laughs how can i get on that show so um they need a real metal detector expert so
01:29this is the pic that she posted no you can't do this it's just a really i mean she's obviously
01:33wearing like shorts or something right it's just her lying in bed with her dog you can't but it's from
01:39like thighs down it's it's foot and foot and leg dudes well yes and that's a bit of it here so this
01:46is the guy yeah he says nice legs she says ha thanks but anyone's legs look good from this angle
01:53you shouldn't even respond to that why are you responding don't respond please uh he said i don't
01:57know about that i don't think it's an angle it's just naturally sexy legs cute feet too to match
02:04yeah she says ha ha thanks he says anytime beautiful woman yeah he's trying he's putting the work in
02:10she says according to a fan of mine there's apparently a wiki feet for me that's a nice heads up
02:15and then he says ha that's great i'd suck and kiss the f out of them oh my god lol yeah he took it
02:22there um she said he thinks so i suspect that he's the one that set it up then he says lol that's great
02:30i'm not looking for sex but i'd definitely kiss on them feet haha said thanks but i'm pretty sure my
02:36husband has dibs on them and then he says yes for sure and then he comes back with oh by the way
02:41i'm a cuck i'm more into watching others lol weird like that so i definitely support y'all
02:48yep yeah and then out there and then i mean we should have blocked right out there to respond to
02:55that yeah it's you should not respond i think it's maybe clear just um you're just getting used to
03:02this you know the whole celebrity thing yeah like i probably engaged a lot more when i was younger
03:11with our listeners with yeah if they were like hey blah blah now it's just a lot of times it's not
03:18worth the egg that you might crack yes you know yeah yeah hundred percent i was one step ahead of you
03:26yeah that's why i'm silent i can't even talk that is not the guy you should interact with no no don't
03:35interact with anyone that's the rules you know it might not be used to the attention you know just
03:40let that go unread and don't put the feet up can't put feet up no no because they don't care about
03:46anything but the feet you know yeah it's all about the feet the feet remember when you told
03:51everyone that my feet were online and i had to quickly change it to a picture of shrimp cocktail
03:55that was my favorite my favorite day i love this these feet that i have a shrimp cocktail picture
04:00and it's amazing it's gonna be that forever you mean the wiki feet that we started
04:03i still have it yeah i don't they do
04:06in my name i will kill you i did not start anything i swear if there's a wiki feet
04:17you know who it is if there's a wiki feet there isn't a wiki why this dave is there
04:21this can't be yeah i can no yes it can
04:24sure there's another guy thank god with the same name
04:28weird though how many people think it's you how many people think that's your feet and they
04:38masturbate all right you know it that's i love that idea now i love that they think it's him yeah
04:45they do you think well i don't care if they're masturbating it's not my feet so whatever that's
04:50true you don't suck on that yeah you don't mind it as long as it's not my feet people are
04:56pleasuring themselves too we're all good i mean does it make you feel weird that they're imagining
05:02your face and stuff but then they're looking at those feet but then imagining your face at this
05:07point in my life i'm just mad that i'm not getting paid yeah that's true you're gonna think about my
05:11feet and jerk off give me some money exactly yeah if i knew people were jerking off to my fake feet i'd
05:17get them out there right away start the page whatever i don't give a damn yeah you want to jerk off to
05:23my feet 4.99 raise the price yeah yeah he is a whore yeah you just call me a whore yeah damn girl
05:36yeah you're a dirty slut you're a whore you can't do that man i got a breakfast sandwich and a coffee
05:42for you you need something i can't even get a coffee for that anymore you're worth more than 4.99
05:48what should i charge 12.99 at least accessible no you got high value over your feet right that's it
05:56yeah so treat them as such well there's two ways you can go my foot pimp jason yeah come on dave
06:02yeah and i feel like it's not a bad idea to maybe undercut the competition to gain some traction
06:09early on that's fine go the elon way 420 that's it that's what i was doing you get them in right
06:154.99 special and then 6.69 you want more of these feet bitch i disagree
06:2020 dollars yeah yeah yeah at least right well what you do is you
06:27you get them to sign up for 4.99 and then you do foot shoots and you make them pay 35 bucks for
06:34them that's how they make their money foot shoots yeah foot shoots you shoot your feet bunch of
06:39photos but you're like you're not gonna believe what these feet got up to they're all covered in
06:44all sorts of stuff no i don't but then they'll say i'll give you 250 if you take one of them in
06:50your mouth checkmate then you gotta decide i can't get my feet in my mouth i'm not you yes you can
06:55no i cannot i am not that flexible i'll help you yeah if i get a cut
06:59250 250 250 right fully clothed 250 there's nothing sexual about it 400 yes they're sexual if you're
07:10helping shove my foot in my mouth to have jason help dave put his foot in his mouth right now
07:15i got 420 420 500 not bidding on this 1000 there's no way i could get my foot in my mouth
07:23you couldn't get your foot in your mouth i mean i can't get my foot to my waist
07:27i can't sit cross-legged so no do you think you could do it yeah but there's no way i can't put my
07:34feet in my mouth oh never say never never say never 420
07:40600 i'd throw up yeah i need those toe sleeves remember my toes are nasty
07:48how's that right oh yeah i forgot i put this thing you got them nasty feet oh he'd put those
07:54little toe coverings on and then all of the content people would be furious because he's not
07:59sucking his real toes he's got fake toes yeah he'd cause a real scene oh well yeah well this
08:06is weird it was weird it took a weird turn took a real weird turn it happens you know but never
08:10leave money on the table that's the lesson okay three bucks three bucks it is hard no