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Dave's Cold Donger
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about very personal things on the show, and today was no different, when Dave mentioned something he noticed about the temperature of his dong.
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00:00
Hi there it is Dave and Chuck the Freak with you it's 9-12 right now
00:14
What Dave?
00:18
What are you looking at me like that for?
00:19
Cause I
00:19
I'm side-eyed
00:20
What's going on?
00:21
Something's happening I'm not sure if I want to talk about
00:23
Cause I know you guys will think I'm crazy
00:25
Oh Jesus
00:27
That's why you're looking at me cause I know you will instantly think I'm crazy
00:33
Oh boy
00:33
We're all a little crazy
00:35
Just now we are all crazy
00:37
Something happened? What's happening?
00:39
Well it just happened again and it's got me a little worried
00:42
Oh no
00:43
What?
00:44
In the bathroom
00:45
I haven't been in there today
00:48
No it's with me
00:50
You getting a boner while you pee?
00:52
No
00:53
Bloody stool?
00:56
No thankfully
00:57
What?
01:00
I have
01:00
Just recently a couple of times
01:03
Peed all over the place?
01:06
No
01:06
Got a really cold dick
01:10
He's got the dead man's dong
01:15
Okay
01:15
No you don't understand
01:18
It's like ice cold
01:20
It's circulation
01:21
You're going to have to start wearing a compression sock on your
01:24
Compression sock?
01:26
You're going to wear a compression condom
01:27
Compression sock?
01:29
It's kind of a different name
01:30
Okay
01:31
I'm not joking around
01:32
Like it is shockingly cold
01:33
Are you noticing any color changes?
01:39
Is it more purple?
01:41
Is it more purple?
01:42
No
01:42
With cold
01:43
It just feels like it's been resting on an air conditioner
01:46
Oh man
01:48
I know
01:49
Classic case of Chilly Willy
01:50
I felt like it was like
01:52
Like an old man Dave came out
01:56
Like his edit
01:57
He just like blunt
01:58
He was very blunt with that statement
02:00
Sure was
02:00
He didn't use medical terminology
02:02
I'll tell you that
02:03
Oh he did not
02:04
Nope
02:05
He said cold dick
02:07
Didn't expect it
02:08
I have to say
02:09
I didn't expect him to say that
02:11
No
02:11
That's why I stopped myself for a second
02:13
Because I'm like
02:13
Do I really want to bring this to these guys?
02:15
But it's
02:16
You know me
02:16
It'll
02:17
It'll
02:17
I thought it was going to be
02:18
Like something new again
02:19
Like a shoe
02:20
Or something
02:21
Yeah
02:21
That's what I thought it was going to be
02:22
Except
02:23
It's just
02:23
He's been touching his dong
02:25
And noticing how cold it is
02:27
Oh man
02:29
You're going to just
02:30
Keep an eye on it
02:31
It's great advice
02:37
It's great advice
02:39
Just keep an eye on it
02:41
Let us know how it's going
02:44
It's like how many
02:44
You don't know what to say to someone
02:46
Totally
02:46
You don't have any advice
02:48
Totally
02:48
Keep an eye on it
02:50
Just keep an eye on it
02:52
Keep an eye on that
02:53
That's what my doctor says to me
02:57
Same advice
02:59
Every time I go in there
03:03
It's like
03:03
You know what
03:04
We'll just keep our eye on it
03:06
We'll keep our eye on it
03:09
Six months
03:10
Come back
03:11
We'll keep our eye on it
03:12
And then
03:13
We'll go from there
03:15
That's what
03:15
So you're in the
03:16
Keep your eye on it
03:17
Awkwardly
03:21
I guess just keep an eye on it
03:23
Keep an eye on it
03:24
I guess I'll just keep an eye on it
03:27
Just keep an eye on it
03:28
But again
03:30
I only brought it out
03:33
Because it was shocking
03:33
It's several times now
03:35
And it's frigid
03:36
Yeah
03:37
It's alarming
03:38
I'll tell you what
03:40
If mine was cold like that
03:41
I'd like
03:42
I'd almost
03:42
Call 911
03:43
No I'd start to try
03:44
I'd try and start a fire with it
03:46
You know
03:46
Like I'd try and give it the
03:48
Well you gotta
03:49
It shouldn't be cold
03:52
Okay alright
03:55
No you know like you're
03:56
I get what you're saying
03:57
Yeah
03:57
You wanna warm it up
03:59
Like you're warming up your hands
04:00
Same kind of thing
04:01
Like I'm spinning it
04:02
Like
04:02
Spinning it
04:03
Like you're starting
04:04
Like you're starting a stick fire
04:06
Like one of those
04:08
Alright
04:09
Cast away fires
04:11
Yeah
04:14
You know
04:15
Getting the ember going
04:16
I'm gonna try and bring it back to life
04:19
I'm not gonna let it sit there and die
04:20
What'd you do with it?
04:21
How'd you handle it?
04:22
You just let it go?
04:23
You just let him die?
04:24
I did linger on it a bit longer
04:26
Yeah
04:26
Just to give it a little
04:27
A little warm up
04:28
Give him a little squeeze
04:30
Get some of that cold blood out of there
04:31
Squeeze him back
04:32
Like a little fire next to it
04:34
Like he's camping
04:35
Yeah like a lighter
04:36
Put a lighter underneath it
04:37
Like he's
04:38
At least can I blow up your lighter?
04:45
He's camping like in Red Dead Redemption
04:47
Yeah exactly
04:48
Just like a donger
04:49
Like at a campfire
04:50
Yeah
04:55
Get some s'mores
04:57
Yeah
04:57
Get some s'mores
04:59
Who wants a penis s'more?
05:02
Get him a little
05:03
Get a little beer
05:04
Yeah
05:05
Maybe one of those socks
05:07
Didn't we talk about a sock?
05:08
That's what I said
05:09
You did say that
05:10
A compression sock
05:11
No not a compression
05:12
Like the
05:13
Earlier in the week
05:14
Oh one of those
05:15
Oh right
05:16
They do have those
05:17
Like we nerd
05:18
We just talked about it
05:20
It is weird
05:21
Yeah
05:21
That guy
05:22
They asked that
05:23
What's his name?
05:25
The quarterback
05:26
From which we'll call it
05:27
Yeah
05:27
The coolest guy on earth
05:29
Garvin
05:30
No not Garvin
05:31
No it starts with M
05:33
Gardner
05:34
Gardner?
05:34
No it's not Gardner
05:35
It's Gardner Minshew
05:37
Minshew
05:37
That's what I'm thinking
05:38
They asked Gardner Minshew
05:39
To be the
05:40
The spokesperson
05:42
For their penis
05:43
Puppets
05:43
Puppets
05:44
Yeah
05:44
But they're really just
05:45
Little knit characters
05:47
And so you could probably
05:48
Slip one of that
05:49
I mean
05:50
How
05:51
How
05:52
Hmm
05:54
When you have to start
05:56
Putting a
05:57
You know
05:58
A Mr. Rogers sweater
05:59
On your donger
06:00
Yeah
06:01
Maybe you should keep that
06:02
To yourself
06:02
Anyways
06:05
I'll just keep an eye on it
06:06
And uh
06:08
Drink you some cocoa
06:09
Keep an eye on it
06:10
Start a wee firefighter
06:11
Guess so
06:12
I mean
06:12
Where's Al when you need him
06:13
Al get this guy
06:15
Some hot oatmeal
06:16
And uh
06:17
A hot chocolate
06:19
Stack
06:19
Something to hold
06:23
In his crotch area
06:24
An overshare I guess
06:25
My penis is super cold
06:26
You know what I
06:26
In their middle
06:27
If you're
06:28
Forbung
06:29
Half oatmeal
06:29
Or
06:31
You know what you do
06:31
If you're
06:33
Asking
06:34
These
06:35
To be
06:35
Imhen
06:36
Of
06:37
I'm
06:37
You know what you do
06:39
And
06:40
What you do
06:40
I'm
06:41
Who
06:41
For söyleye
06:42
Five
06:43
drown
06:43
I'm
06:44
Wow
06:45
But
06:45
Like
06:45
Whether
06:46
I'm
06:46
There
06:47
unos
06:47
How
06:48
To
06:48
5
06:48
Le
06:49
Give
06:49
To
06:50
hearted
06:51
And
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