Golden Showers From the Skies

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a strange experience that Dave had involving some thunder and then the show talks about all the non-scientific explanations for weather phenomena we heard as kids.

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00:00we had the craziest thing the other day i don't know if you guys had it i think was it monday

00:10uh we had sun thunder yeah what it was completely sunny and then strong rumbles of thunder are you

00:20sure it wasn't a storm in a distance no no no it kept it was definitely thunder it kept happening

00:24over and over one you know when thunder strikes and it seems like it's above your head

00:30yeah like the loudest you've ever heard it amber and i jumped off like we were sitting outside we

00:36jumped out of the chairs because we thought it was an explosion at first blue sky though it was

00:40blue sky all around us usually you'll hear a storm in the distance and it's not by you no this was

00:45okay so the funny thing i told you how james is never nothing bothers him he didn't move

00:49amber and i jumped up zane was in the pool he almost died he ran out of the pool oh man jameson's

00:56like what's going what's the big deal yeah that's a little that's a little noise just a little sky

01:01bomb yeah there's another sky bomb going on i've never seen that sun thunder before well no crazy

01:08you usually there's got to be a storm around somewhere isn't there something my dad would

01:13always talk about when i was a kid something called heat lightning i don't know i think heat lightning is

01:18kind of bs too i think it's just a storm yeah it's just a storm it's a storm that rolls through when

01:23you know it's been hot all day you know and sometimes there isn't a lot of rain that's

01:29happening yeah like it doesn't become a full storm but it's just the lightning in the clouds yeah

01:33yeah hang on thunderstorm sun out like other people have documented it online i've just never

01:38seen it in my life i remember when i was really little someone had told me that um

01:44that thunder was god was bowling oh yeah angels bowling angels and i'd be like thinking about

01:52that i'm like that's yeah i remember them remember them that you think oh yeah i got told i was just

01:58like sweet jesus can we stop bowling so much they're bowling alley is super loud

02:05it's so lame it's a crazy thing he needs recreation up there he's got infinite powers and wisdom

02:12for the second let off some steam angels have all the powers in the world but yet they're just

02:18deciding to go bowling so every kid was told that yes i think so at least every catholic kid

02:24yeah right exactly you know sit there and think about that i'd think about it and i'd be like that

02:28makes no sense seems like god god you just got a strike that's what they would say too

02:35yeah they used to tell me all kinds of stuff like like that rain was like them taking a

02:42leak on us oh really i thought i was like crying or tears

02:46oh my god yours was more dark

02:49yeah just let a golden shower from the god

02:52oh that's funny i never heard any kind of rain rain as angels crying that's what i was told

02:58that's how nuts we are i'm sorry i feel like yours is darker it's like what are they sad about

03:04they got all the hours is dark oh i think golden showers is

03:07no that's like having fun yeah they got to take a they got to pee yeah exactly you'd be wouldn't

03:14want to be out in the rain but like angels crying is angels crying is like they're so sad about

03:19everything i think it was like because i i did something bad as a kid i'll see you made the

03:23like that type of guilt

03:25it's a guilt yeah it's a catholic guilt that's a funny thing yeah i was just like it seems like

03:32you had a big old drink or something because i am covered in god piss

03:38god's gotta pee you know when he does it's a lot

03:43he's got a huge bladder turns out

03:46i can taste it oh geez tastes pretty good i don't like after i don't like that i like the

04:04smell after god pee oh my god exactly i don't know why the worms come out this guy said at our

04:09church we were told rain was angels crying because the devil was beating his wife oh gosh

04:15sweet jesus what do you even come up with your church is messed up good lord gotta get out of

04:22the catholic church i don't know sounds like a cult or something well that's all sorts so funny so

04:28that you're told this stuff when you're really little and then you get to school and then you

04:31learn about science you're like oh thank god for science i wasn't pissed on not all people go to

04:38school and learn about science yeah no that's true well not all people i am glad i had access to

04:44science yeah he had access to science because i was like it's not god

04:48silly adults they're so stupid oh man they were surrounded by dumb adults oh jesus christ they

04:56literally think it's angel bowling guys there's a bowling alley up in the sky it's just that the

05:01fact that lightning is as hot as the sun it's just protons and neutrons you stupid

05:07snapping things into oblivion it's quite loud it turns out silly oh god's shaking the best

05:15once you grow up how horrible is this my mom told me the angels cried because they saw me jerking

05:20oh god that's putting that guilt in there and that sticks with you forever well when i found out

05:25about masturbation i'd have been like well it looks like you better get some tissues

05:30you're about to do something i gotta be honest with you guys it's gonna rain a lot this summer you're

05:35gonna have what you call a pretty sad day today because everybody's out of the house yep this guy

05:41said my nana told me every time i got a freckle it was a kiss from heaven oh yeah i mean there's all

05:46sorts of stuff yeah you know that was sort of sad a kiss from heaven somebody said i was told ranch

05:53devil ranch dressing is devil jizz i agree

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