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Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: The Downside Of Air Travel
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck The Freak discuss the latest disturbance on a flight and the guys and listeners talk about things that can make flying miserable.
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00:00
every day there seems to be a new story about something going wrong in the skies
00:13
oh sure yeah the latest one happened on a flight from tokyo to los angeles uh these guys just got
00:20
on the the flight i guess and they got into a fist fight before the plane even took off
00:26
sick of airplane stories now where you know what it is it's just honestly we you can't expect
00:33
everyone on the plane to be sane as much as you fly dave i'm surprised you've not had any drama
00:39
but i'm shocked i avoid it honestly my my headphones so you don't even know the second i sit down but
00:44
no dramas happened on your flights like with other people or anything a woman have a seizure
00:49
the one that amber slept through okay oh yeah the biggest one i think yeah see i've had an old man
00:55
poop himself oh god i've sat next to a guy with an open wound that he had to clean out god um
01:05
i i sat next to a woman in hysterics about flying you know what now that you mentioned it so it was
01:12
not the last fight but the flight before amber was with the two boys and i was by myself there
01:16
was some woman beside me but she was we that was the flight where the winds were so strong coming
01:20
into detroit we could we couldn't land we had to abort the landing attempt twice and um i was like
01:26
what does she do she kept like brushing up against me she was doing like her hail marys oh yeah so i
01:32
took one of my headphones out because i'm still watching my movies i don't care we're we're gonna
01:35
land eventually we land or we die yeah whatever i'm have my headphones in i don't even know what's
01:40
going on and then i took one out for a second she's like praise jesus praise jesus praise jesus
01:43
like she's just going non-stop praying oh yeah i just put my headphone back in and continued
01:48
watching passengers yeah i wouldn't do that i'd be like mid mid crash i'd be like boop can somebody
01:55
shut this bitch out
01:56
mid crash
02:00
she's hitting me with her elbow
02:03
that's how you get ringworm is this airline going to be responsible for my ringworm treatment
02:10
well i don't want to have ringworm when we crash i'm in the back of the plane i'm gonna live
02:21
yeah and i'm gonna live with ringworm because of hail mary over here
02:26
voice changing technology anonymous has a comment good morning man how are you i punch you right in
02:35
face i was actually the person who committed the atrocity and i wanted to uh uh uh come clean
02:40
today okay you're outing yourself what'd you do so we were flying back from vacation and about half
02:46
an hour away from uh landing my stomach really started percolating i was so bloated i just felt
02:53
miserable so in a panic i thought maybe if i just squeaked out a little fart oh no i'd feel better
02:59
no no no yeah no and especially because i think i held it in for so long it smelled like this from
03:06
the depths of hell yeah that's the other article i was reading reading all sorts of stuff about flying
03:11
but that um it is you do have more gas like the air pressure does cause oh you can tell the pressure
03:18
yeah you can feel that's why people need to fart on that's why my guts start to sound like a like a
03:24
failing submarine uh-huh certain points i'm like get away that's why i always say to lisa i'm like
03:33
listen i i don't think bad of me if when i fall asleep the most disgusting fart ever comes out of
03:42
this butt you'll know it's me that's really your biggest concern on a flight with us is that you're
03:49
gonna fart in front of us in my sleep yeah you know because i think you sleep fart i don't think
03:53
there's anything you can do about it i think we had a study that said you you actually have to be
03:57
awake in order to fart right but i you know but you just have to sort of wake up you know what you
04:02
may be right i can't believe i'm gonna admit this but um lisa gave me a tip on an air purifier
04:07
because i've been having allergies right so it's like it does have an auto mode that just kind of
04:11
keeps on low unless there's like some smell or something and then it kicks into high gear so i
04:16
thought i woke up the other night i'm like i just fart did your air purifier kick on yeah then it went
04:22
red like it went into high gear i'm like oh i must have farted that's the heart zone right there
04:28
that's like fart detected
04:30
lisa's got a magical air purifier now dave has it yeah yeah it works great i had to get it for the
04:39
molly farts yeah that's so funny because that to me i i forgot for a second your dog's name was
04:46
molly and i'm like lisa does molly yeah i'm like and there's a symptom of molly use that's molly farts
04:53
she's got the molly farts i was like no i'm glad that we clarified that because maybe other people
05:02
thought that too no molly is my dog i just for a split second forgot that and i was like molly to
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me is always a drug than a dog yeah exactly yeah oh man molly's got me gassy
05:17
oh feel it oh oops sorry guys i can't in good conscious reenact lisa on drugs party
05:26
you gotta do one or the other you gotta do someone else maybe it's someone else
05:30
someone give me some water oh boy it's not me
05:36
it really gases me up somebody else i'm molly
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hey how you doing what's up i'm lisa
05:41
someone gave me a pill
05:46
now i'm farting
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molly farts
05:50
oh god
05:52
oh yes
05:56
do you hear that bass drop it's right from my butthole
06:00
i felt it
06:02
god this is loosening up some stuff this molly i'm on
06:10
this is the confusion that swept across andy's face for like a heartbeat
06:13
yeah yeah
06:15
she goes there for molly farts i was like
06:18
molly farts
06:21
molly farts that's a thing
06:23
whoa i need to be aware of that for when i allegedly do molly
06:29
bombshell one lisa does molly bombshell two it makes her fart
06:32
oh wow lisa does molly yeah uh b from toledo hey b how's she going eh how's she going eh b
06:42
uh so i was uh flying into detroit
06:46
out of houston and there were already a bunch of characters on that plane
06:49
and we started taxiing to the runway
06:52
and this woman starts having a
06:54
a real panic attack like she's
06:56
grabbing her friend
06:57
crying the whole nine yards and at first i thought it was funny
07:00
i was having a good time
07:01
but then like as we start getting closer to flying
07:03
getting uh you know taken off
07:05
i'm starting to get nervous like well maybe maybe she's right
07:07
you know maybe we should be kind of freaking out a little
07:09
it was kind of rough for about the first
07:11
30 minutes of that whole flight
07:13
again seems to me like
07:14
noise cancelling headphones were the best investment i ever made
07:17
they really are
07:18
they're good but they don't stop everything though
07:20
oh they don't honestly
07:21
they stop a lot
07:22
so much stuff has gone on around me that other people have told me
07:26
i have no i get so engrossed in what i'm watching
07:28
yeah i can't hear any of the drama
07:30
it is funny to think about like there's like some hardcore terrorist stuff going on
07:34
on a plane around dave and he's like this now you see me too is a really good movie
07:37
didn't see that coming
07:39
holy hell
07:41
magic
07:42
harrelson i love his work
07:44
he is good
07:46
riveting
07:47
morgan freeman was a great choice for this role
07:52
yeah i told you i'm oblivious to like when we landed
07:55
and i was so caught up in the movie that i didn't realize we were even going in for a landing
07:59
yeah
08:00
and we hit with a thud and i went
08:01
jesus christ
08:02
yeah
08:03
because i thought then something had happened like the plane was under attack or something
08:06
that's good for me when i sit next to you on a plane because i fumble around so much
08:09
i'm always like oh god i feel so bad
08:11
no i never know idea never notice anything i just am always all cramped up in a seat that doesn't fit me
08:16
and i got like a belt extender on
08:19
and i'm like you know i'm just like
08:21
that's your plane face
08:24
yeah that was his plane face and body
08:26
plane face and body
08:28
like two hours like
08:29
i'm sorry
08:31
i'm like oh i feel organ failure
08:32
i feel some organ failure
08:35
here something's pressed into my liver or something i don't know what that is
08:39
you've pinched your liver in half
08:41
it's not working
08:42
it's so bad
08:43
oh man
08:45
oh man
08:45
yeah
08:47
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