Peep Show: Ukulele Flight From Hell

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Southwest Airlines flight to Hawaii that gave all their passengers ukuleles and think it sounds like the worst flight of all-time.

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00:00Here's a real American horror story for you

00:08You board your flight

00:10You're flying from California to Hawaii

00:13Sounds great

00:13Except

00:15Southwest Airlines has a surprise for you

00:18What?

00:19On this flight

00:20Everyone gets

00:22A ukulele

00:24Oh this is the ukulele story

00:26This is way worse than I thought

00:28It wasn't a parting gift

00:31It was in your seat

00:33As you boarded the plane

00:35Okay but isn't this what they just did with

00:37What's his nuts

00:38The Aquaman

00:41They did it on a flight

00:43Leaving and going to Hawaii

00:45They gave everybody free stuff

00:48Free water

00:48I know but what I'm saying is

00:51This is obviously a ukulele company

00:53It was a promotion with

00:55Guitar center

00:56Right so they're now selling

00:59This is what they're doing

01:00Ads on planes

01:01Because that's what they did

01:03Now I've got a ukulele I've got to carry around

01:05Yes

01:05Can I tell you guys

01:07Yes Lisa

01:07I've had to fly recently

01:09I absolutely hate flying now

01:12Yeah

01:13I mean it's

01:14And this

01:15Doesn't help

01:16Yeah

01:17I was like

01:18I don't think they could make flying much worse

01:20Oh it's so bad

01:22Giving everyone a ukulele on the flight

01:24Because they were like

01:25We really outdid ourselves this time

01:27We figured out how to annoy you even more

01:29They're really like

01:31We need to outside the box

01:33Like how can we make the flight worse

01:36Give everyone a ukulele

01:38But make them think you care

01:39Can I give it back?

01:41I don't want that

01:42I don't know

01:43Here's a little bit

01:44Actually on the plane

01:46Oh god

01:47Everyone's doing it

01:48Why are they all in Hawaiian shirts?

01:50Because they're morons

01:53Everyone is stupid

01:54Lise

01:54Everyone is dumb

01:56I would never go to Hawaii

01:57By the way

01:58Oh my god

01:58Don't

01:59I would never

01:59This right here wraps it up for me

02:02Here we go

02:02Here's a little

02:03Never

02:04This is the flight

02:05The red shirt guys are the instructors

02:08They're walking around the plane

02:11Teaching everyone

02:12Oh my god

02:13Are you guys pros?

02:18Let's see

02:19Show off for the camera

02:21Oh god

02:21Why do they have to do

02:22Do they get a discount?

02:24I mean that's the only way

02:25You get a free drink?

02:26Anything?

02:26A meal?

02:27They got a free ukulele

02:28And a free lay

02:29No

02:29Lise

02:30You can buy ukulele at five below

02:31For like three bucks

02:32Like I really don't know

02:33I don't know

02:34I don't know

02:34How I'd react

02:35Can I put it under my seat?

02:37I'd be like

02:37The plane has crashed

02:39And we're in hell

02:40We're in absolute hell

02:42The plane has crashed

02:42And we are lost

02:43And we are lost

02:44And you're in absolute hell

02:46We're lost

02:46It's an episode of lost

02:48Oh my god

02:50Everyone is

02:53Ukulele

02:54Like

02:54Oh my god

02:57Why is this happening?

02:59What's happened to the world?

03:00I don't know

03:00What makes me more sad

03:02Is that

03:03Do they have to?

03:04They gave the ukulele

03:05Why are they doing it?

03:07What a cool thing

03:08Yeah when you got on

03:09What's this?

03:10Oh no

03:10They say

03:11Yeah they say

03:12Relax

03:13You can listen

03:13Relax

03:14Oh man

03:19I'm never going there

03:20You might as well

03:21I'd be a fan

03:22Of giving it

03:23To another country

03:24Who wants Hawaii?

03:28No I never plan to go there

03:30Because it's

03:31This doesn't happen

03:32On a flight

03:33But you can go to Europe

03:34For the same amount

03:35Of time

03:35And then you don't have all this

03:36Wait until

03:37Wait until we start doing that

03:38And it's like

03:39Well where are you going

03:40In Europe?

03:40Oh no don't mess with that

03:41Where are you going

03:41In Europe?

03:42Yep

03:42And then next thing you know

03:44I'm giving you free accordions

03:45Oh god

03:46Yep

03:49Everyone gets wooden shoes

03:50You put me on that flight

03:53I'd give you

03:53Whatever information you wanted

03:55I'd be like

03:55I'll tell you anything

03:56You want to know

03:56Why are you doing this to me?

03:59We broke him

04:00It's torture

04:00Why did they do that?

04:02We broke him

04:03So mean

04:04Yeah everyone's going to have to learn

04:06London calling

04:07On their next flight

04:08As we're flying to the UK

04:09That's kind of cool

04:09That's better

04:10That's better

04:11Fine

04:12No problem

04:13Yeah I know but

04:14What do they give you?

04:16You know

04:16Like everyone's got

04:17Like a tambourine

04:18A cymbal or something

04:19Oh god

04:20I don't know

04:22It's just

04:23To me it's

04:24It's a really

04:25Weird thing

04:27That they've started to do

04:28On that airline

04:29They shouldn't do it

04:30They are selling

04:32Cassettes

04:33Lisa's so fired up

04:34Over this

04:34For the love of god

04:35No one give her a ukulele

04:36No

04:37Don't give her

04:38No

04:38Why would you?

04:40Why would anyone do that?

04:41No

04:42100 amateur ukulele players

04:44Oh yeah

04:45I don't even think

04:46You're stuck on a tube

04:47It's literally like

04:48They were like

04:48Listen we've got a new consultant

04:50His name is Satan

04:51Yeah

04:52We're going to see

04:53What ideas he has

04:55To really spice up

04:56The flights for our passengers

04:57What you got for us Satan?

05:00Check this out

05:01Ukuleles for everybody

05:04Oh my god

05:05Yes

05:06That is

05:07That is absolute hell

05:08That will make it the worst

05:09Hold on

05:10Hold on

05:10And then

05:11Guitar center employees

05:14Are they going to teach him

05:16The ukulele right there

05:17On the flight?

05:18They have 100 people

05:19Playing there

05:19They're going to try

05:20Oh yeah

05:21That is one hell

05:23Of a terrible flight

05:24Look at this Lise

05:26I just can't believe

05:27They did that

05:28That I would just

05:29Break down and cry

05:30Yeah

05:30You would

05:31You'd want to cry

05:31I'm trying to watch

05:33This wonderful movie

05:34Top Gun Maverick

05:35Please leave me alone

05:36Give me a gin and tonic

05:37And let me watch this movie here

05:39It's just like something

05:41That like Barb and her husband

05:42Would be excited about

05:43Well you saw a lot of that

05:45Seriously

05:45Yeah

05:46Look there's Barb and her husband

05:47Oh my god

05:47You believe it

05:48We're really going to the islands

05:50Oh my god

05:52What an experience

05:53Flying on the way to Hawaii

05:54You get a ukulele

05:56You get a ukulele

05:57Taste of the culture

05:57It's like an Oprah Winfrey show

05:59On here

06:00Do they give you one of those necklaces

06:03Or is that part of the

06:04Yes you got a leg

06:05Oh is that a leg

06:07We are ready for the sun

06:09Fun in the sun Barb

06:10Thumbs up

06:11Barb rips it up

06:13She probably knows the solo

06:14Oh yeah she does

06:16I mean that'd be cool

06:17With the anal beat necklace

06:18But that's about it

06:19That was like a whole flight

06:20Of Barb and her husbands

06:21It really was

06:23It really

06:24It really looks like it

06:26Look at this

06:27Can you believe that

06:28You know where we have to go

06:29Is Hawaii

06:30Oh my god

06:31I don't know where we have to go

06:33I don't know where we have to go

06:34I don't know where we have to go

06:35I don't know where we have to go

06:36I don't know where we have to go

06:37I don't know where we have to go

06:38I don't know where we have to go

06:39I don't know where we have to go

06:40I don't know where we have to go

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