Peep Show: Mile High Hot Air Balloon Ride

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a hot air balloon ride in Southern California that allows passengers to reach the "mile-high" club!

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00:00so the mile high club has been around for a while but not like this

00:12how about mile high hot air balloon club i mean that's some huge pervert has started that

00:23because all that's separating you banging your lover yeah is a sheet the guy's right there oh

00:31yeah he has to be right there you're not the pilot banging no no no there's a guy there just on the

00:37other side and the picture they show has a very top heavy bigger lady oh yeah enjoying she's gonna

00:46knock that basket right over dude listen she's gonna fall out and die no way so there is a man

00:54behind that there's a man behind the sheet who's operating the hot air balloon oh that's gonna

00:59light on fire definitely peaking oh yeah and he's feeling it oh he's jerking off oh god he is

01:06masturbating behind that i'd give i'd give him a check every once in a while yeah hey what are you

01:12up to yeah no you don't want to look at him uh california-based hot air balloon company is

01:16offering mile high flights guests can enjoy the views with a whole basket to themselves and a

01:23privacy screen that separates the pilot from the passengers she does help to get the basket back

01:29down yeah that is a big girl skinny guy the pilot promises he will wear protective hearing gear

01:52and will focus only on the flying oh as he ascends the balloon to 5200 feet i'm about 2000 feet higher

02:03than your typical recreational hot air balloon flight i don't even higher yeah i don't like that

02:07well that's because his hands are busy uh the company invites you to bring your own bedding and music

02:14playlist a complimentary champagne breakfast is included to fuel your frolics my god how much

02:21is it is the question here here's their website there's all sorts of different flights this is

02:28the mile high flight 1600 bucks for the first two passengers oh wait you could have more than two

02:35first two if you want to have a threesome in the skies you can holy cow things definitely

02:41crashing yeah you're flipping right out of that you can have

02:44oh no oh no oh no betsy

02:49she went over she went over

02:53there she goes she's still falling oh she's hanging on she's pulling us down she's pulling us down hard

03:02let go betsy i'm slipping i'm slipping

03:04betsy hang on we got about 25 more minutes in the air

03:09i mean it can't go down slow no no no way to get it down even seeing those things close up though

03:18it's just a basket yeah like they haven't really since the 1800s fixed that no and listen i'm too

03:24tall as i told you i had to do a morning show live from a hot air balloon once and i the whole time

03:29felt i was going to tip right out of there i was terrified and honestly we've seen a couple now where

03:33the whole thing catches on fire maybe if it wasn't a wicker basket it wouldn't catch on fire so

03:40well like make the thing out of i don't know something that doesn't catch on fire in an instant

03:48yeah it's literally the most flammable thing you'd ever see oh my god it's like looks like it's built

03:52to catch on fire oh that is wild that you can do that and it's safe how loud much is a normal ride

04:00like how much more to bang you know then just if you want to just do a hot air balloon okay let's

04:07see what their base let me out of this damn thing here oh no okay yes i want to close yes for god's

04:13sakes we do uh regular shared basket flight 199 bucks a person oh wow it's so much more to bang

04:21well i have to sit there and you it can only it's me and my bigger lover

04:27it's not a basket full of people right well they said you can have up to four if you want look

04:341600 for the first two passengers um oh wait there's a sale oh there's a sale

04:43each additional adult is 159 so yeah you can have more people in there banging with you i just wonder

04:48if no one was banging how many people are allowed in the basket you know what i mean three to eight

04:53passengers right so if like normally you can put eight on there and and i want to bang a pirate

05:00because it looks like a whole bunch of pirates were on there one time that's a sad flight

05:04oh my god what are we that's way too many people oh my god i would not be cool with that

05:11wouldn't be cool with any of it none of it well true people are getting married on this thing it's

05:16the craziest thing magical adventure oh i like the music yeah

05:25man they showed the inner workings of the basket it doesn't look like you have a lot of room to

05:29maneuver they kind of put you in your spot i guess they're just trying to make sure

05:36and her knockers are basically out is she wearing like a negligee like is she ready

05:39she came in her banging outfit right because she can't get changed up there no no you gotta get

05:44something that you can just pull up you're not gonna she's not reaching down to touch her toes

05:52she can't no she's not taking socks off there's no way you're getting those socks back

06:02no man you gotta be in a loose and then you just bask in your afterglow

06:08and enjoy the view i guess i guess that poor hot air balloon pilot oh he's gonna hear stuff that

06:14day that oh oh the smells of sex too maybe with the ollie air around it wouldn't maybe i don't know

06:20you hope that i just i feel like he can't see where he's going right he does he can only see the

06:25backside yeah can they ever don't they just like let the wind take them yeah they do yeah they do but i

06:30think like if they saw some power lines they gotta go up they could go up you know like he can't see

06:38any of that he's just i mean there may be times we have to rip the curtain down if there's an emergency

06:42it must be why it goes up so high oh so there's no you don't have to yeah yeah if a lady that size

06:48was even given a gentle hand job in there that basket is a rocket like you you know stuff's happening

06:56something's going on a gentle hand job yeah she doesn't do anything gentle from the looks of her

07:01like if she greedy gretchen if she gets on top it's over dude you're going through the bottom of the basket

07:09i mean you got a wicker how strong is that you're gonna find out that day you're gonna find out

07:15once her lady juices so who is making those who is making those i like i make wicker

07:22hot air balloon baskets obviously a lot it's still a popular thing it's huge someone's making like are

07:27they professionals of course they have to be oh fly by night wicker basket makers i just my mom had a

07:34wicker chair that thing was a mess it would also like you just it would just snap standards are probably

07:40higher and it's probably a metal frame just snap i don't know that thing's got to be it could hold

07:45up to eight people those things light right on fire her boobs no because that outfit looks flammable

07:53whatever that cheap negligee she's wearing i know if there's any spark that number one that sheet is

08:00right beside the fire making material way too close right it looks like it's like literally almost

08:05going to touch the fire like the privacy like flammable sex oils or there's no there's no way

08:11this is safe no no way and is the basket sectioned into four spaces well that's what i saw the innards

08:20look like you were had your only a tiny little there's no way they could do anything no like they're

08:26basically she can blow him that's about it i don't think she can he can i don't think she can i don't

08:32think dude she kneels down in that little space it's over yeah she's not getting back up that basket's

08:38got to be it is tilting to one side the pilot's got to be in this corner right yeah set yeah i think

08:45okay tip them well oh too that's one of the weirdest things ever probably for that guy i got the worst hot

08:53air balloon job oh what are they are they up to my god i see are they banging there i think they

08:57are are they banging let's let's zoom in on them here oh no let's see here what is she touching him

09:04i think they are dude why would you let that be god on camera get down there what was a photo shoot

09:11for it right i think they are caressing his face yeah no okay i was like i couldn't see i was like

09:17she turned around like the titanic like oh do me from behind oh man those are some

09:25thick ham ham arms yeah

09:30thick am you know arms you know that's how you're not you don't want to be described like a ham bone

09:35thick ham ham arms

09:40it's available in california if you want it

09:43that guy is so horny like he is that dude there is so

09:48horny could you imagine if that lady fell out of the basket and then went through your roof or

09:53something that's how your day ends up

09:57oh what is that a big lady in a negligee just crashed through the ceiling

10:03she's alive

10:05still like a nice chunk from a plane

10:10sorry about your living room jesus

10:13yeah in your bedrooms

10:14thank god you landed on this bed yeah got a strong basement

10:18all the way through all the way down like a meteorite

10:26you'd hear what was your question jason they don't fly over populated areas right no it doesn't look

10:31populated because it's not only a big lady that come could be crashing down on you the whole thing

10:37yeah oh oh the stuff la douche oh god oh god

10:42semen you see the holes right there oh yeah easy x for sure

10:47for sure it's being uh there has to be applause right yeah you have to keep it inside

10:53you have to make sure people are finishing over the edge of the balloon sign that you have to

10:58your side in the bay you ever just get like a just like one drop of rain yes yes now every time i'm

11:04gonna be like oh space semen better not be a sex balloon up there listen you imagine you

11:10you did that and you looked up and there was a balloon up there oh my god be really upset

11:18big lady juices on you oh god you hope she's not moist yeah yo what a weird what the awkward moment is

11:27when you're done and you're like yeah we're finished you can take the curtain down now

11:32oh it's so weird no no no no you can't take the curtain down until we're on the ground no no we

11:37can't have any i don't want to talk to a man yes after that after that i don't want so how was it

11:46you know that's what it's gonna be and it's it's gonna be like 20 more minutes yeah 20 more minutes

11:51after sex talk the basket was really rocking you guys did good imagine you heard something

11:58yeah you're on the ground you look and you see like regular balloons going by then you see one that's

12:03like what is that one what's up something's wrong there's some trouble right you call the police

12:10it's really shaking i'm pretty sure one's about to crash like to me it's just the whole time the fear

12:15that uh cable is gonna snap or like the balloon itself is gonna get on fire because of a slight

12:22wind oh yeah you know or a pervert's gonna finish on you in the skies because he's jerking it from

12:26behind the curtain what a way to go like that's the news story you were having sex and you crashed

12:33and burned yeah whatever no because seriously that big ladies negligee would go up in a second oh man

12:40and that's a lot of material it's like the size of the balloon it's a lot

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