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Ring Of Balls
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about irrational fears and a listener shares one about prostate exams which leads to the discussion of physicals and Dave's visit to the ball doctor.
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00:00
Ron from Roseville, how are you?
00:12
Uh, penis balls.
00:13
Penis, what strange thing did you recently become afraid of?
00:16
I am definitely afraid of the yearly physical after you hit 50.
00:21
Oh, because of the...
00:22
Because the doctor wants to check your prostate.
00:24
Uh, I think that's not a rational fear.
00:26
That's a common fear among men.
00:28
Common fear.
00:28
Honestly.
00:29
I think I have this one coming.
00:30
I think this one is...
00:31
I kind of got a heads up that this is going to be the next one I get.
00:34
You're getting the old house your father?
00:36
I think so.
00:36
Oh, my God.
00:37
Maybe you should get it done live on the air.
00:39
Oh, my God, Dave.
00:41
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
00:42
Come on.
00:43
Why would I do it?
00:43
That is not happening.
00:44
Because they've got to do all sorts of stuff to me.
00:46
It's not just prostate.
00:47
I've got to get a full physical.
00:49
So they're going to grab my balls, which I've never had done either.
00:52
I've never had anyone, like a male, grab my balls.
00:56
I had once when I was a kid.
00:58
Because I was growing so fast, they had to make sure that everything was okay.
01:03
So they touched your balls?
01:04
They had this ring of balls.
01:06
I think I told this story once.
01:07
And they compared my balls to the ring of balls to make sure that I wasn't bigger than
01:11
normal.
01:11
Jeez.
01:12
The ring of balls.
01:13
It was like a big ring of balls with all these wooden testicles on it.
01:19
And they compared it to my balls.
01:20
I have.
01:21
That's weird, Dave.
01:22
No.
01:23
I'm telling you, I was like 12 or 13, and I was so tall for my age.
01:28
Have you ever wondered, though?
01:30
Have you looked that up just to see if you were messed with?
01:34
Like if there's a doctor.
01:36
I don't.
01:37
Ring of testicles.
01:39
I don't see it.
01:39
Ring of testicles.
01:41
I don't know.
01:41
Sometimes I wonder if it's just some perv got Dave.
01:45
It's like, we've got to really look at those balls.
01:46
You're growing fast.
01:48
We've got to see if your balls are the right size.
01:51
So what was it?
01:52
It was a wood ring.
01:53
It was called Ring of Balls.
01:54
Well, that's what I called it.
01:56
It wasn't a professional call.
01:56
Well, what was it called?
01:57
It was a giant ring, and it had wooden balls on it.
02:01
And he just whipped it around until he found the size of mine that matched mine.
02:06
Why would he need that?
02:10
I've never heard of this.
02:11
I'm preparing to see if I was like.
02:13
There's got to be a kid doctor out there that knows about the balls.
02:18
I'm trying to medical testicles.
02:20
There it is.
02:21
So that it's.
02:21
Well, no.
02:22
That's kind of what.
02:23
There's like a meter.
02:25
Yeah.
02:25
So this was like.
02:26
That's the paper version.
02:27
Okay.
02:27
Here.
02:27
Is this it?
02:29
What?
02:29
Wait.
02:30
Like something.
02:31
Yes.
02:32
Like this?
02:32
Yes.
02:33
Absolutely.
02:33
You're good.
02:34
You're good.
02:35
Thank you, Lisa.
02:35
I was not fondled by a strange man.
02:37
This one.
02:38
Good gosh.
02:39
It looks like a rosary.
02:40
It looks like a string of anal beads.
02:42
Or it looks like those necklaces, the pitchers in Major League Baseball wear.
02:45
Christ.
02:46
Can I tell you something?
02:48
So your adulthood balls are bigger than the 25?
02:51
Yeah.
02:51
So my balls were bigger than they should have been at that age.
02:54
So they were.
02:54
Or your childhood one?
02:56
Yes.
02:56
His childhood balls.
02:57
So like I was in like mid puberty and I was in.
03:00
I had late puberty balls.
03:02
Wow.
03:03
See, this is exactly how they did it to me.
03:05
He held my ball.
03:06
Oh my God.
03:06
That sucks.
03:07
And then he held the ball sizer up to it.
03:09
Oh, Dave.
03:10
I'm so sorry you went through that because that looks like it's a thrill bad moment.
03:15
It was a weird moment.
03:15
What were they?
03:16
They must have gave you a complex.
03:17
Like they pull out this ball, this ring ball.
03:20
Yeah.
03:21
A ring of balls.
03:22
What are they trying to decide?
03:23
Like are you going to?
03:24
Did they think, Dave, like you were going to be like Andre the Giant?
03:27
Like you never stopped growing?
03:28
I was way off the charts size wise.
03:31
I went to school with a guy like that.
03:32
He was 15 feet at 12 years old, right?
03:34
Yeah.
03:35
I had a guy at school who was like that.
03:37
I don't think he'll never stop growing if he's still with us.
03:40
No, luckily I did.
03:41
Dave must have been like a weeble wall when he was young.
03:44
But as a kid though, the complex that you must have, I mean, not that you had a complex,
03:46
but you must have been like, why are they?
03:47
I absolutely did.
03:48
I'm like, am I a freak?
03:49
That's why I said for years that I was like six foot three and a half instead of six foot
03:54
five.
03:55
And I wore size 13 shoes even though I was size 14 because I thought 14 was a freak.
03:59
So all my shoes were always smaller.
04:02
Oh, wow.
04:03
All right.
04:03
Well, luckily we got to the bottom of the back that I was glad that it's a real thing.
04:07
Yeah, me too.
04:08
I was worried.
04:09
I was like, Dave.
04:10
Because Dave's real.
04:11
I told that story on the show before.
04:13
I believe you did, but we just never really got into it.
04:16
And then I thought to myself, God, you know, like Dave's just so trusting that we should
04:22
look it up.
04:22
Well, it wasn't just 12 year old Dave going to the doctor.
04:25
My dad was with me.
04:26
Of course, yeah.
04:27
Wasn't this me on my bicycle going to get an awesome act out?
04:30
Awesome moment for your dad, too.
04:32
Did you want to talk to your dad about the time that your balls got measured?
04:37
Oh, he was so embarrassed.
04:38
I bet.
04:40
Oh, he's probably red.
04:41
Can you just picture a little Dave on his bike?
04:47
Going to get the balls checked.
04:52
Hi, Mr. Whitaker.
04:53
I'm just going to get my balls checked with the ball ring today.
04:57
Oh, I bet you got real freakishly big balls, Dave.
04:59
Yes, we'll find out.
05:01
See you later, Mr. Whitaker.
05:02
See ya.
05:03
You're probably never going to stop growing, you freak.
05:08
Look at the size of that boy's feet.
05:11
Surprised he could even pedal a bike?
05:13
I heard his dad put extra big pedals on there.
05:19
I don't even think he's going to see a doctor.
05:21
I think he's going to see a goddamn scientist.
05:26
Off to see the ball, doctor!
05:28
That's a weird episode.
05:30
It is.
05:31
He's going to look for the beanstalk so he can get back home.
05:33
Mr. Whitaker just makes fun of him.
05:41
That's tonight on Dave Goes to the Ball Doctor.
05:44
Oh, wow.
05:45
Bet you got size 55 balls on the rosary there.
05:49
Who in the Christ made the ball rosary?
05:51
Oh, no.
05:53
Whose idea was that?
05:55
Obviously, it's a needed device.
05:57
It's been used on me.
05:58
All right, enough about my balls.
05:59
We'll take a break.
06:00
We'll take a break.
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