Prostate Exam Fears

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the reasons why guys avoid going to the doctor and Chuck shares some of his fears about getting a prostate exam.

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00:00why do guys say they will not go to the doctor 22% of guys say they're afraid of what might be

00:16wrong which is ridiculous when you think about it but i think that is that is one of the main

00:22things that would have been my number one main concern about going to the doctor was finding

00:30out bad news uncomfortable body exams are the next reason why guys don't go to the doctor yeah

00:3619% of them prostate exam that you guys are afraid so you chuck we talked about this just the other

00:41day you're you know you're getting this done soon right yeah i think i'm in for it man that's really

00:46and like i said i mean i'm looking for a girl to to give it to me with a tiny finger yeah

00:51or whatever get me maybe like i'd have to like start small and work my way up i want to like

00:56not even feel it you know i mean that's really how i want to i really i'm trying to just get to a place

01:04where with the amount you poop i would think that you probably won't even know they're there that's

01:10what i'm hoping i'm i hope to god but i feel like it's an area when something is there you can't help

01:18but notice you know and they're gonna be feeling around for that little thing that's in there or

01:23whatever which i've never stimulated in any way okay thank you chuck no but it's true i haven't no

01:29and i haven't either so we it's uncharted territory for us yeah some people love it i know no i know

01:37so you're afraid of what could possibly happen if they touch your backdoor button well we don't know

01:43no no let's know how long do they got to touch it for i assume just quickly i hope so i don't even

01:50know what they're touching it for make sure it's the right size i don't know how big is the size i

01:54mean i feel like i should try and get a gander you want to give a self-discovery before i could i could

02:00be like hey dude i checked it out it's like the size of an almond you know what i mean like is that good

02:06let's just skip it i did it i'm terrified of it you know and i guess my other thing is okay how do

02:13you picture it going down dave how do you picture it going down do you picture it like the way the

02:19girls are where you're in two stirrups no i think you just bend over the exam yeah so you think it's

02:24a bend over the right see i don't or is it just a lay down and i'm sort of in the fetal position and

02:29then they go for it now there's a lot of crazy fears i have about the whole thing how's it done

02:35what's gonna happen i figure you drop your pants and bend over i don't think so i don't think it's

02:40gonna be that i bet you're on that table hello prince that's hey what's up fellas we're good

02:45hey listen it's funny what are the odds that i just i swear to god not even 10 minutes ago

02:53i just left out of my first my very first one i just turned 40 in march i just turned 40 in march

03:01and my doctor kind of snuck it on me instantly i started sweating so he told me to bend over

03:06and he had god for once and i think he might be you know yeah yeah yeah yeah i think i think he might

03:13be it seems i'm not sure okay i'm not sure so i mean this is so crazy so listen so i'm bent over and

03:21dude i keep my my butt it scrolls so tight he like relax relax relax it won't

03:28and he kind of grabbed my hip on one side which made it worse

03:36don't grab me like you're doing a doggy side to me

03:42he kind of grabbed my hip on one side like no no and i'm like oh and it just i just i wanted

03:51to break out to my knees and like just get away from him like kick him off i felt like i was being

03:56raped yeah that's not funny so listen after he after he got done i said you know what that was

04:05very violating he's like i'm sorry he's like i'm sorry it is very violating i said you know what i

04:17was on my way to work now i have to go back home and take a shower yeah he was like i was that good

04:23you need a shower oh that sucks dude i'll take a xanax so you can relax chuck someone said that

04:36well i think i have to i just wonder if there's anything i can you know like any kind of zen like

04:42have you learned anything lease about like zending up my butthole or anything like uh in your classes

04:47deep breaths deep breathing deep breath really good in x make sure you clean make sure you pee

04:54don't finale oh my god there's some stuff that's the number one thing to work i'd rather crap all

05:00over the place and piss everywhere i'd rather crap and pee everywhere but other than finale

05:07that's the worst case scenario worst case listen it goes finale worst poop boner

05:16you're right arousal second okay poop poop pee

05:20worst possible outcomes of a prostate exam

05:25besides having prostate cancer

05:29that's the worst and that's why you have to get it done yeah that's why i have to get it done

05:35and we'll just have to suck it up yeah we will

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