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The Fear Of Women
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck The Freak ask listeners why they're afraid of their lady.
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the question right now is why do you live in fear of your lady that's what we want to know i think
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one of the biggest failures in that whole dynamic between dudes and chicks is that like girls don't
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understand that how dumb guys are like they take stuff personally that you're just like i just am
00:25
so stupid yeah i didn't think yeah that was not my intention it's not that because i think they
00:31
really think they're like he planned he should know on screwing me over and ruining my day
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and he thought about this for two days before he forgot to put the ice cube tray back
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i could fill the ice cube tray right now but no screw wait a second wait a second hold on it's
00:53
coming back to me on monday i saw him check the forecast and he knew it was gonna be super hot
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yeah on friday and he used those last ice cubes he knew the son of a bitch knew head back to the
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lines here and um james from westland on a regular line good morning why do you live in fear of your
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lady she we're arguing about something i don't even remember what it was she's standing i got a 70
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inch tv in my living room she's standing there with this little uh kids fold out chair and she's
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going to break the tv right i tell i say angela please don't break the tv please for the love of
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god don't break my tv right she says she says what are you gonna do about it i said i don't know i'm
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gonna freak out she said what are you gonna leave me i said yeah i might get up and go to my dad's
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house yeah and she says uh you're not gonna leave me she said you'll never see your kids again
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she says and i quote did you forget did you forget i own you you little bitch and i just sat
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there looking yeah i just sat there in awe just looking at her like i you're absolutely right
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then she she snaps out of it she says she's sorry and everything but for days after that i'm i just
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every time i walk by her i'm like oh my god who says things like that no crazy bitch you're with
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all right man i'm the best man that's like dating kim jong-un it really is
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ah take your kids away forever you never see them again you're a terrible person
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all your fault and you're dumb kim what are you gonna do with that tv i'm gonna smash it
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i'm gonna put in a missile raunch it i'll leave you no you won't i own you bitch
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oh you do that's right oh i can't imagine that's awful anonymous with voice changing technology here
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uh why do you live in fear of your lady hey uh now i'm married with my wife for 16 years and at some
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point during our marriage she's decided she doesn't like guys because she rules with an iron fist
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just for me and my 13 year old son if we ask her any question it's we're the dumbest people on the
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planet and she sits and waits and hiding and and waits for my son to do something wrong she jumps on
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him and just goes crazy on him and my son will look at me like dad help and i'm like i know we're in
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this together but you're on your own i'm not taking that for it man you know it's so funny
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because i definitely have these moments with my son where we're both we're we're both in uh in his
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room you're not alone man you've come to a safe place you're not alone you're not alone uh i listen
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me and me and rowan like i've you know some he doesn't get i don't think he gets yet because he's
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too young and dumb to know what he's dealing with you know because he's only 10 so like your son has
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got three more years on him but uh you know like i'll go in the room and i'm like rowan why won't
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you do the one stupid thing like it's just this one god stupid one math problem and then we're gold
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we're fine this all goes away we can go back to our normal life and he's like i have to explain it to
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him like dude it's all your fault right now i have had that same conversation with my 13 year old
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you know i'm like it's just one goddamn question go do it
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so you're not alone all right man not alone and we will we'll stare we got a look that we give each
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other like holy crap here we go we do we do stella is so psychotic she doesn't care you know stella
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doesn't care she's like bring it all all of your fury i'll take it and dish it back
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she is the ultimate weapon okay she is the third generation of absolute psycho
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she is as sharp as an axe
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but rowan no he's not rowan is a fragile mind and he doesn't understand what for what he is running
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dude i'll i'll go i'll be like i got i'll go i got this
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walk up the stairs close it over dude
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are you insane right now are you absolutely out of your goddamn mind
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what do you have to do what do you what is it i'll do it
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what is it it's a math problem let me look at it oh dude i can't do this i have no idea what this is
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you're gonna have to do this you're gonna have to get you put the put put the ipad down put the
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ipad down and do the math problem so that we can go back to a normal goddamn life
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please please do you see what's happening you do and it would it will it'll hit him like
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oh yeah i should just do the math problem huh oh my god yeah you should
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until you hear stella pounding down the hallway well stella's a different thing
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stella's like i am not doing any medical work tonight i'm not writing my sentences
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nothing you can say or do or take away from me or ban me from or yell or scream or strike
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will change my mind
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oh chuck good luck to you man
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