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Creepiest Ladies Ever
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4/18/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in with stories of times they encountered a Buffalo Brenda or creepy women in general.
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So what was your Buffalo Brenda encounter? The creepiest lady you've ever encountered.
00:10
Of course, we can't do a topic here on the Dave and Chuck the Freak Show without somehow
00:13
tying into poop. So here's a couple of tests. I once dated a woman that would only give me
00:17
a Billy Joel when I was on the toilet taking a dump, which is the classic Lumpkin. The
00:22
Blumpkin. And then this is a similar, I don't know, okay, weirder than that or not, you
00:27
guys decide. Had to stop seeing a girl because if I went poop, she'd sit outside the door.
00:32
I could hear her sniffing in the fumes of the poopy air. No. And then she asked if she could
00:38
wipe my butt for me. One time I let her. Wait, one time I let her. Yeah. She didn't use toilet
00:45
paper. She just used her hand. Scrape that out. Get it. Are you making me feel weird? Man.
00:53
Oh, man. Oh, this show is weird. I don't even like listening to this. So what did she do?
01:04
She just had it. Scrape it out, right? She scraped it off and then it was on her and she
01:08
just. I don't know, Chuck. I don't know. The more I think about it, the more it disturbs
01:15
me. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's a hundred percent. She likes the smell. Scat. Yeah. You're into it. I
01:24
mean, it's on you, you know? All right. Back to the phones here and Velcro. Not that weird.
01:30
Hey, boys and girls. How you doing? I'm good. I'm going to try to make this real quick. The
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setting was in Florida. I was at a house with a group of friends and this chick and her boyfriend
01:41
shows up. She walks into the other bedroom, walks out and she's butt naked, steals this
01:48
guy's stick knife off of his plate. This pierce comes back, steps on the couch, wiggles a little
01:55
bit and drops a stick knife out of her vagina, back onto his plate. And she also kept a bag
02:01
of her boyfriend's ball skin and hair around her neck. What? Ball skin? What do you mean
02:09
ball skin? How'd she get ball skin? She shaves it. She shaves the layer off of it. Oh my
02:16
God. That's exactly what she did. Oh my God. Jesus H. What? She shaves it off. She would
02:23
randomly walk up to men, grab their arm and shove her face in the pit and start sniffing
02:27
the pit. The chick was shifted. Yeah. She was shifted. Shifty, shifty, shifty. Ball skin.
02:34
No. Ball skin. What is the deal with that? Could you imagine someone just shaving the
02:41
top layer of your ball skin off? No, I cannot. Some kind of utensil? I don't know how many
02:45
layers there are. Would you let it? I wouldn't let it happen. You're not shaving my ball skin.
02:51
No. Okay. Here's a woman, Buffalo Brenda-ing herself, I guess. Okay. Am I the weirdest woman?
02:59
She asks. Probably. I use old toenails to tickle my stink wrinkles. For what?
03:09
Lisa? What? I use old toenails to tickle my stink wrinkles. She takes an old toenail. Yeah.
03:18
And she puts it on her butthole. What? Tickles those wrinkles here. The little wrinkles,
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the stink wrinkles. Butthole. Makes sense now. Stink wrinkles. Yeah. I don't even know
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how somebody comes up with an idea like this. Yeah. It's the only thing that gets me off,
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she says. So this finishes her off? Oh my. She's finished by nails on the stink wrinkle. On
03:44
the stink wrinkle. That and the smell of onions. Well, of course. You gotta have it. She added
03:52
that in. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. Put it at the PS and the smell of onions. Yeah. Onions
03:57
always make me cry. Stink wrinkles and onions. What a book. Can you imagine you're with that
04:04
girl? The worst dinner ever. Yeah. But she's like, hey, if you want to get me there, bite
04:11
one of your nails off and shove it in my stink wrinkle. Well, I think you gotta make little
04:15
circles around it. Dave sounded scared as he read it. He was like, things are toenails.
04:20
Stink with a stink wrinkle. Well, imagine a girl. And so you should be. Yeah. That's
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frightening. Stink wrinkle sounds like the cousin of Rumpelstiltskin. Yeah. Stink wrinkle.
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Yeah. Stink wrinkle. I honestly wonder. It's like a real creepy gargoyle or something. Yeah. I don't
04:36
like it. Jack's up next. Jack. I'm Rocky. When did you encounter a real creepy lady, a Buffalo
04:41
Brenda, if you will? So me and my buddies were going to a car show and one of them broke
04:46
down and we were changing his tire in a parking lot. And out of nowhere, this lady just walks
04:53
up to us and she's got calamine lotion on her inner legs, like covered everywhere. Was
04:59
she a bigger lady? She was a big girl. Yeah. And she had a leopard print top on. She had no
05:09
hair and she was carrying a purse. And she looked, she just walked up to us and said,
05:15
Hi, my name is Rusty. You guys want to go swimming? Oh my God. No Rusty. No. No Rusty ma'am.
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Me and all my buddies were just like, Nope. So she wouldn't leave. So we put the new tire
05:29
on the car and she finally just was standing there and she's counting us like one, two,
05:33
three, four, five. And then she just walked away. I got things to do. Are you sure Rusty
05:42
was a lady? I'm pretty sure Rusty was. I've never heard of a woman named Rusty. Have you
05:49
heard of a woman named Rusty? She's bald. A bald Rusty is a dude. I believe Rusty was just
05:54
a nickname. It's a old Rusty trombone. Fat lady comes up with calamine lotion in her
06:00
inner thighs. Yeah, real itchy thighs. A leopard print top and asked me to go swimming with
06:05
her and then counts me and my friends. You got to really cake it on there. You let one
06:12
layer dry, then you peel it off and you go swimming with your old girlfriend, Rusty.
06:17
20 of your boys want to come swimming with you. Got all Rusty. Rusty, man. Come swimming
06:27
with your old gal pal, Rusty. Teach you a thing or two about swimming. Get between my calamine
06:36
thighs. Oh my God. I got poison sumac. Between my thighs. Yeah. I scissored a poison ivy bush.
06:47
Get about to wait for it.
06:51
get on there.
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