A Smelly Woo

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener who encountered a woman who gave off an unpleasant odor from her ladybits and ask for people to call-in with similar stories.

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00:00this guy said i had to share this story with you i was working at an office in england

00:10one day though my world was turned upside down i was sitting at my desk this girl comes over

00:17to me with some paperwork we began talking and i noticed something odd there was an odor

00:24oh my god why oh my god i don't like an odor like such a terrible turn musty dank basement odor

00:38like an old house with mold in it basement odor like you left some clothes in the in the washing

00:45machine for too long like a mud like a like a mildewy mildew like like newspapers or something

00:52like your grandparents saved i said to her do you smell that oh no in hindsight wasn't the

00:58best thing to ask she said uh yeah what is that we both began sniffing and then she uttered these

01:05words oh boy it's me i have a smelly woo a smelly woo maybe that's what british girls say this was

01:16oh i've got a smelly woo well go do something for god's sake i don't know what to do it smells like

01:22a basement woo no

01:24woo poo oh geez oh man okay well it's been nice to talk to you never never talk to her again

01:36we'll never speak with you again what do you do because i'd try to be nice still you know i'd be

01:40like that smelly woo oh yeah i'd be like oh yeah you know it's not that bad i would have been like

01:46oh i barely smell it it's just like uh something in the background right and then i would just but

01:52in my brain i know what my brain's saying well like i'm never talking to you again we can't ever

01:56speak just make her feel better and let her know how sometimes your nuts smell oh oh that's nice you

02:02know what sometimes my balls get musty you know it happens yeah i'm sure my balls have smelled like a

02:08basement before yeah just go get some feminine hygiene cream or something and yeah so a guy uh

02:15ronan is listening in dublin right now and uh he said we use that here in ireland as well um um he said

02:23this it's commonly used to define an extremely visually challenging appearance

02:29and it comes from scottish gaelic meaning septic vagina septic vagina septic

02:38vagina we had a word for that at least we had a word for it the scots had a word for it

02:44minger septic vagina it's a minger your woos gone sir

02:50your woos sir like a piece of art we have the decency to be wearing a skirt

02:57to keep things dry what is my donger working for surf pro

03:02like it never happened i've got to go back in there and redo it they've had a flood yeah

03:10oh boy well thanks for listening from dublin road that's awesome the clarification there

03:17wow goodness gracious me um josh is in palm harbor hi josh how are you

03:23penis penis have you ever encountered a musty dank basement badge

03:27uh this this was a cross between uh onions bo and like you ever smelled a really bad taco stand

03:37sure i mean i guess yeah usually i smell good tacos yeah no this was it was it was bad like not the

03:46tacos themselves but the building uh right just right so bo onions and a bad taco building

03:52right yes yeah it was disgusting i would uh so josh i can't cut you off without asking did you hit

04:01that did you i gave her the scratch and sniff and got the hell out all right my goodness man

04:07probably a good call yeah that's a crazy move that's a crazy move shoot right after scratch and

04:14you know what i mean like you scratch and then you're like you managed to

04:18you're like i'm just gonna stretch oh work just called i gotta i gotta go

04:24just but aren't you don't you do morning radio yeah and that's the same every day and everything

04:31but i gotta go yeah uh it's a huge andy green who you do green bean emergency

04:36green bean my cat's called yeah biddy's called biddy's called biddy's she's started a fire

04:43uh jeff's in fort myers hi jeff how are you doing man i'm doing good sir how are you this morning

04:50good so this guy who was working in england had a co-worker who was pretty hot but then he describes

04:56her uh odor from her lady bits as musty dank basement like an old house with mold in it

05:02have you ever encountered that yes i have so tell us it was it was it was it well it was uh it was

05:09even worse than that it was like there was a little bit of sour milk smell in it um walked

05:14into my office one morning we had two ladies that sat up front she wasn't a seven but she was more

05:21around the three but either way she was still very nice but we smelled the smell when we walked in

05:26and we started looking around went to the back office came up front realized it was up front

05:31finally the girl next to or if it's the secretary on the left she finally admitted that it was her

05:37oh um oh i i felt i didn't know what to say immediately left the room yeah well when she

05:45went to the bathroom when there's a whole office search party looking for the sour milk you know

05:52what i mean like everyone's all the guys are like all right we're gonna get to the bottom of this we're

05:57gonna find this jeff just one quick question what did she actually say oh that's my vagina this was

06:02probably 30 years ago she says no that's me because we walk right to her desk and that's

06:08where the smell was strong oh yeah she didn't really discuss what it was it was smelling just

06:14that it was her so we had to assume that that's what the issue was you deduced yeah yeah and we

06:20weren't willing to go any further with it no thank god and good they're walking around like the

06:25ghostbusters that's all i keep picturing you know that pump thing and it goes right to her van

06:31yeah he looks up like oh yeah thanks for listening to fort myers man you guys rock

06:37thank you thank you that's exactly what i was picturing was the the ghost detector yeah

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