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Why Y'all Hiding?
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a guy who had to hide from a creepy co-worker and ask listeners if they have had to hid from someone before.
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a listener had some very odd encounters with a creepy old man at his work it got so bad
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he actually had to hide whenever this guy came around what was this old man up to and what have
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you had to hide from that's not too dark-sided why you hiding 1-855-954-6969 1-855-954-6969
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that's the toll-free number if you want to reach out to us so this is the email that we got from this
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guy um he said hey guys i had to share my story with you uh i was working at a grocery store
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older man came up to me and said excuse me but i just had to tell you you have the most gorgeous
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hair i've ever seen it's just gorgeous no really said i have very long hair i'm used to comments
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from older ladies but i really didn't know how to react to some creepy sweaty balding old guy
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complimenting me beautiful hair oh man all i could say was thanks yeah and then get back to work
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can i have a little bit no just a bit he would keep bothering me and asking for my name
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well i told him because i had a name tag on anyway then he gave me his name theodore
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i'm theodore then he shook my hand it was the softest handshake i've ever had and he rubbed my
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hand gently as he pulled away no not a little tickle yeah jesus yeah he'd also say i want to make you
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feel good but i never see you in the bathroom i'd love to make you feel good in the john if you're
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ever in there at the same time as i never go to the bathroom would uh ever be quick i never go to
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the bathroom he said i wanted to punch this dude in the face but i didn't want to get fired so i'd
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just go then hide in the office until he left this guy was very fast and elusive
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oh god you're so fast where you run into you you hide really well anyway i hit all the time
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the worst part though i'd like to play hide the sausage one time i went to the bathroom i'm at
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the urinal starting my business he found me and came in after me i got you you know
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he gets up in the urinal next to me and says mind if i lick that thing
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he didn't say that he said i haven't seen you in a while
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i bet you have a big one don't you oh boy man
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he is forward
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very bold he said i again i got nervous and said well i don't know
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then he said you don't know well let me get a good look at that thing i'll give you 20 bucks
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right now to see it we'll go in a stall no one will know james he said i zipped up so fast i got
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pee all over myself oh i rinsed off i turned walked towards the door he was turned facing me
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with money in his hands begging i'm pretty sure his penis was hanging out of his pants but i got
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out of there as fast as i could oh god damn that was the worst experience of all time poor poor guy
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can't even take a piss without him coming in there and be like look at that chance honestly though
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like it just it was like him just not saying hey no someone said time to cut that hair yeah
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um what about you what have you had to hide from uh this girl said when i was younger i worked at a
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subway sandwich shop uh there was this old guy who would come in and he would actually leave
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poetry that he had written about me
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roses are red violets are blue i'll take an italian six inch and i'll give six inches to you
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oh wow that was lovely that was wonderful though a couple other times chuck's done poetry yeah you
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you're on the flight poetry impressive uh she said so creepy i would end up having to hide from him
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when the old poetry man would come in yeah uh krista from boston what have you had to hide from
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hi so uh this is a story about my mom she uh works at a bank and there is this guy that would
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call in and i mean when you're calling and you can't really hide and ask like bank questions but
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then it would get a little more detailed and ask ask about the the woman's hair like is it curly is it
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long and like like he's totally getting off to it and i guess my mom said that um the guy got busted
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from a different from a different bank so he's not only doing it to the the branch and the bank
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that my mom works at he's calling he's calling other banks he is for sure hi that's the uh fifth
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seventh bank
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hi uh five five seven uh hi hey my name is theodore hi teddy yeah yeah call me teddy
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what do you need i hope it's just a bunch of bank stuff but i gotta ask you a couple questions
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off the top okay what are your pants like oh jeez teddy i've told you a million times what about
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your hairdo that's did you have curly hair it's a little curly today teddy what do you need the
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the cdl's or loose curls or long little tight curls teddy god damn it tight loose you gotta
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tight or loose yes they're tight okay all right thank you jesus how about that shirt of yours
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i got it teddy i have got to go you've got to stop i need bank stuff you know i need some bank
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stuff i don't believe you teddy how do you make a deposit there well if you need yeah if you need
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to make a deposit you just bring your check or money and you come in yeah i got boots on
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are they high boots all the way up to your thighs they're high boots teddy wow amazing amazing
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if i need to get money yes can i get an atm card that's a bad that's a bank question perfectly
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appropriate yes what size are your boobs oh teddy they're big great big titties teddy just i gotta
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go talking teddy tellin me about do you have any more paint questions teddy we are busy here i do
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sure i do okay how what are your nipples like oh that is not a bank question teddy it is in my world
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theodore you have got it you have got to get it that's banking to me baby oh teddy i gotta go call
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another bank oh don't teddy don't do it what are your nipples like
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