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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who sent an e-mail that details a very creepy experience he had with the priest of his church and the show agrees.

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00:00uh we're gonna start here before we get to celebrity dirt with a listener from an email
00:08because wow this guy had quite an event um he said i want to be anonymous for this one
00:12this actually happened a while ago he said it happened when i was 20 and i was living outside
00:17of town i work in tech repair so phones computers etc and one day the priest from my church showed
00:24up at my place to work yeah so we talked for a few minutes he ends up inviting me to get dinner
00:29at red lobster well i thought the guy was pretty cool and i can't resist their biscuits so i said
00:36yeah sure things were going great at dinner no creepy vibes then he says those biscuits will make
00:42you go for dinner with a priest our biscuits are so good you'll have dinner with a priest that's how
00:49good they are that's how good they are they kind of get it yeah cheddar biscuits are so delicious
00:55you hear about lisa went to dinner with a priest used to get biscuits
00:59weird so he said she's going she's going this weekend with a rabbi
01:06all again for biscuits um he said things are going fine no creepy vibes but then
01:13i dropped my biscuit he asked hey would you mind coming back to my house because i really could
01:19use your help use your help with my computer oh now somehow i still didn't see this as strange
01:25well he's a priest you know once again i accepted so we get to his house i take my shoes off and then
01:30he leads me into his office area right over here i sit down at his desk i logged in and while i'm
01:36asking him questions about what seems to be the trouble with your computer i felt him reach down
01:41and tickle my feet while he had this creepy giggle right i call it the priest
01:49listen you hear that that's a priest
01:56somewhere i had a priest wash my feet you're right bolted out of town
02:03peace be with your feet peace be with your feet he said finally it started clicking and i got the
02:15weird vibes and i said you know what i actually need to get going then i get to the doorway don't
02:21you go anywhere i put my shoes back on he asked if he could have a hug before i left no
02:28what the hell three times altar boy since he paid for my red lobster i said sure as soon as he hugged me
02:40he kissed and licked my neck oh god well jesus more than a hug that's a delay on elisa like i saw
02:52think about it literally you'll have to go back and watch the tape she's like processing processing
02:59processing
02:59it took her a while it started at her feet
03:05that's not worth the biscuits no
03:16you can make him at home you can you can yeah that's what me and the altar boy guys just called
03:23the priestly goodbye
03:24he said i finally said what the f and step back and then i turned to run out the door
03:33before i could even get to my car he runs out after me and says wait i'm so sorry can i give you a tv
03:40a tv this guy's crazy the clergy just bought a tv for you they give me baskets of money and i
03:52cover my tracks i think it was the tv the boy he said at this point i was so confused and freaked
03:59out i wasn't sure what to do so i just said yeah i'll take your tv he took the tv this guy's even
04:03crazy you don't take a hug you don't take your free you didn't touch me tv he'll take anything
04:09he said have a bunch of tvs in the back for when he like no he actually it was one it was his tv he
04:16walked out with a pretty decent flat screen tv he put it in the trunk of my car he said i'm so sorry
04:20licking your neck and giving you a kiss oh i apologize i've gone too far take my tv
04:31have it for years
04:33creepy
04:34i'd like to do song pastely seduction by chuck the freak
04:40it starts in her feet yeah she was like starts in her feet oh jeez
04:48it's sturdy
04:49oh my god
04:50gross now
04:52really gross now
04:56yeah it took a while for lisa to really get how creepy that was totally creepy
05:12so uh so many people are saying the tv probably has a camera in it
05:16there's so many how many people how many years ago was it seven i mean that would be probably
05:22pretty advanced for seven years ago right
05:23i don't know man he's a priest i feel like the priests that are in trouble are up on like the
05:29highest level of spy technology i know why would he give him a tv this is a great point
05:35this is weird
05:36feel free to pleasure yourself watching this new tv
05:39watch all the porn you like on it
05:41watch all the porn
05:42he took my tv check out that tv
05:45hidden inside
05:47a creepy little camera that i record the guys with
05:51i didn't know they had prizes like the price is right
05:56you want an oculus rift
05:59i got one hold on
06:02a brand new v-dub
06:04bug
06:05let's see what behind this door
06:08sorry about licking your neck and touching your feet
06:10let's see what we have for him jesus
06:12he's like well
06:22that is a dynamite showcase today
06:25because we have a brand new astrovan
06:27and a trip to the dominican republic
06:31back to heaven for me
06:36the voice of god is the voice over
06:40yeah he's like hello
06:41time to play the price is right
06:47the priest is right
06:49the priest is right
06:51oh my goodness what a weird situation
06:58it's a wild time there
07:00it is it is a wild time
07:02you