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The Priest is Right
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who sent an e-mail that details a very creepy experience he had with the priest of his church and the show agrees.
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uh we're gonna start here before we get to celebrity dirt with a listener from an email
00:08
because wow this guy had quite an event um he said i want to be anonymous for this one
00:12
this actually happened a while ago he said it happened when i was 20 and i was living outside
00:17
of town i work in tech repair so phones computers etc and one day the priest from my church showed
00:24
up at my place to work yeah so we talked for a few minutes he ends up inviting me to get dinner
00:29
at red lobster well i thought the guy was pretty cool and i can't resist their biscuits so i said
00:36
yeah sure things were going great at dinner no creepy vibes then he says those biscuits will make
00:42
you go for dinner with a priest our biscuits are so good you'll have dinner with a priest that's how
00:49
good they are that's how good they are they kind of get it yeah cheddar biscuits are so delicious
00:55
you hear about lisa went to dinner with a priest used to get biscuits
00:59
weird so he said she's going she's going this weekend with a rabbi
01:06
all again for biscuits um he said things are going fine no creepy vibes but then
01:13
i dropped my biscuit he asked hey would you mind coming back to my house because i really could
01:19
use your help use your help with my computer oh now somehow i still didn't see this as strange
01:25
well he's a priest you know once again i accepted so we get to his house i take my shoes off and then
01:30
he leads me into his office area right over here i sit down at his desk i logged in and while i'm
01:36
asking him questions about what seems to be the trouble with your computer i felt him reach down
01:41
and tickle my feet while he had this creepy giggle right i call it the priest
01:49
listen you hear that that's a priest
01:56
somewhere i had a priest wash my feet you're right bolted out of town
02:03
peace be with your feet peace be with your feet he said finally it started clicking and i got the
02:15
weird vibes and i said you know what i actually need to get going then i get to the doorway don't
02:21
you go anywhere i put my shoes back on he asked if he could have a hug before i left no
02:28
what the hell three times altar boy since he paid for my red lobster i said sure as soon as he hugged me
02:40
he kissed and licked my neck oh god well jesus more than a hug that's a delay on elisa like i saw
02:52
think about it literally you'll have to go back and watch the tape she's like processing processing
02:59
processing
02:59
it took her a while it started at her feet
03:05
that's not worth the biscuits no
03:16
you can make him at home you can you can yeah that's what me and the altar boy guys just called
03:23
the priestly goodbye
03:24
he said i finally said what the f and step back and then i turned to run out the door
03:33
before i could even get to my car he runs out after me and says wait i'm so sorry can i give you a tv
03:40
a tv this guy's crazy the clergy just bought a tv for you they give me baskets of money and i
03:52
cover my tracks i think it was the tv the boy he said at this point i was so confused and freaked
03:59
out i wasn't sure what to do so i just said yeah i'll take your tv he took the tv this guy's even
04:03
crazy you don't take a hug you don't take your free you didn't touch me tv he'll take anything
04:09
he said have a bunch of tvs in the back for when he like no he actually it was one it was his tv he
04:16
walked out with a pretty decent flat screen tv he put it in the trunk of my car he said i'm so sorry
04:20
licking your neck and giving you a kiss oh i apologize i've gone too far take my tv
04:31
have it for years
04:33
creepy
04:34
i'd like to do song pastely seduction by chuck the freak
04:40
it starts in her feet yeah she was like starts in her feet oh jeez
04:48
it's sturdy
04:49
oh my god
04:50
gross now
04:52
really gross now
04:56
yeah it took a while for lisa to really get how creepy that was totally creepy
05:12
so uh so many people are saying the tv probably has a camera in it
05:16
there's so many how many people how many years ago was it seven i mean that would be probably
05:22
pretty advanced for seven years ago right
05:23
i don't know man he's a priest i feel like the priests that are in trouble are up on like the
05:29
highest level of spy technology i know why would he give him a tv this is a great point
05:35
this is weird
05:36
feel free to pleasure yourself watching this new tv
05:39
watch all the porn you like on it
05:41
watch all the porn
05:42
he took my tv check out that tv
05:45
hidden inside
05:47
a creepy little camera that i record the guys with
05:51
i didn't know they had prizes like the price is right
05:56
you want an oculus rift
05:59
i got one hold on
06:02
a brand new v-dub
06:04
bug
06:05
let's see what behind this door
06:08
sorry about licking your neck and touching your feet
06:10
let's see what we have for him jesus
06:12
he's like well
06:22
that is a dynamite showcase today
06:25
because we have a brand new astrovan
06:27
and a trip to the dominican republic
06:31
back to heaven for me
06:36
the voice of god is the voice over
06:40
yeah he's like hello
06:41
time to play the price is right
06:47
the priest is right
06:49
the priest is right
06:51
oh my goodness what a weird situation
06:58
it's a wild time there
07:00
it is it is a wild time
07:02
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