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  • 4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pastor who yelled at his congregation for not buying him presents and then Chuck has the idea for starting his own church.

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00:00Carlton Funderburk is the pastor of a church in Kansas City.
00:16Very cool name.
00:17Carlton Funderburk.
00:19He's been caught on video calling his congregation poor, broke, and busted
00:25after claiming he has not received the expensive Movado watch he asked them to buy for him last year.
00:34Listen, I don't understand why anyone signs up to follow a person like this.
00:40I don't either, Chuck, and it blows my mind.
00:42They're douchebags preying on people, and yet it works.
00:48They get so much money given to them, it seems.
00:51But this is what this douchebag had to say to his congregation.
00:54See, that's how I know you're still poor, broke, busted, and disgusted,
00:57because of how you've been honoring me.
01:04I'm not worth your McDonald's money.
01:08I'm not worth your Red Lobster money.
01:10No.
01:12I ain't worth your St. John Nick.
01:15Y'all can't afford it, no how.
01:18I ain't worth y'all Louis Vuitton.
01:21I ain't worth your Prada.
01:23I'm not worth your Gucci.
01:24Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:28I'm actually starting to follow him now.
01:29Mother, ooh, I'm saying this, and I promise you, Dick Nene, it's not with respect and won't.
01:32I'm saying it because I want you to understand just what God is saying.
01:36I even found out that Movado, you can buy a Movado watch in Sam's.
01:40Yes, you can.
01:41Yes, you can.
01:42And y'all know I asked for one last year.
01:44Here it is the whole way in August.
01:46I still ain't got it.
01:47Y'all ain't saying nothing.
01:48Let me kick down the door and talk to my cheap sons and daughters.
01:51Well, maybe he was talking about his family didn't get it for him.
01:57No, he was talking to the congregation because he since apologized for it.
02:00Oh, boy.
02:01That is horrible.
02:02He asked his congregation to get him a Movado watch.
02:05The one he asked for was $3,200.
02:07He sounds just like the preacher from Coming to America.
02:12Yes.
02:13I love the law.
02:14Yeah, yeah.
02:16You guys have to watch Righteous Gemstones.
02:18It just reminds me of it.
02:19It is.
02:20It's the funniest show.
02:22Season two with Danny McBride.
02:24I haven't seen it at all.
02:25I laughed so hard.
02:27I've never laughed so hard at a show in all my life.
02:29Come on, really?
02:29It's so funny.
02:30I liked the first season.
02:30That's another one.
02:31I just haven't had time to watch a series.
02:33It is crazy how much money these guys can get.
02:37Oh, they get so much money.
02:38I have said it's in my plan to start a church eventually.
02:42The Church of Chuck.
02:43What are you going to ask for, Chuck?
02:45I don't know.
02:45We'll see how it goes.
02:47If stuff starts going really, really.
02:48The biggest metal detective stuff.
02:49Yeah, like the most exotic fish.
02:52Remember, I asked for the Mind Lab 1600, but no.
02:59No, no, no.
03:00Not yet.
03:01It's already August.
03:02And I don't have it.
03:04I gave you a $100 Dairy Queen gift card last week.
03:06Not good enough.
03:08But I'm taking my family to Red Lobster tonight.
03:10Oh, no.
03:13I should sacrifice Red Lobster?
03:15Yes, for me.
03:17Preach to me.
03:19Preach to me, Chuck.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Tell me.
03:21Yes, brother.
03:23Well, come on into my special chambers.
03:26Because that's the kind of church this is.
03:28It's nuts.
03:29This church is wild.
03:31To let you feel the power of the Lord.
03:33Oh, yes.
03:34Feel the Lord inside you.
03:35My church is going to be nuts.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38Uh-huh.
03:39Oh, boy.
03:40Yikes.
03:41Yep.
03:41Feel the Lord's hands upon you.
03:44Wait, where are they going?
03:45Yeah.
03:45The Lord doesn't need to go there.
03:47Couple guys joshing around.
03:49Hold on.
03:50For the Lord.
03:51Holy Lord in my butt.
03:54Yep.
03:55It's going to be wild.
03:56I've thought about it.
03:56I never imagined they'd just start naming brand name stuff.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01No, you don't.
04:03I feel like he was going on and on.
04:05Because of how you've been honoring me.
04:06Prada, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
04:11Insanity.
04:12Wow.
04:13The fact that anyone's bought him anything is unbelievable.
04:16I'm writing some notes down.
04:18I really like his delivery style.
04:20And his outfit.
04:21Do you like his outfit?
04:21Yeah.
04:21Oh, I'm going to be dressed to the night.
04:23The neon lights behind him.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25I love that.
04:25It's like an 80s.
04:26It's going to be like an 80s church.
04:28There you go.
04:28There's your look.
04:29Just copy his look.
04:30Damn.
04:30I mean, he's got a huge.
04:33It is a fly suit, though.
04:34He's got a fly suit.
04:35He's got a.
04:36Who knows how much that watch is on his.
04:38Those cuff links.
04:39Yeah.
04:39The cuff links.
04:42Yeah.
04:42That dude.
04:43I mean, he takes.
04:44He's a taker.
04:45Yeah, he is for sure.
04:46He's not afraid to take your stuff.