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The Return Of Chuck's Parrot
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was busted cheating by his parrot mimicking his dirty talk and the show welcomes the return of Chuck's parrot.
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a guy in kuwait was cheating on his wife with his housekeeper okay and his wife recently found out
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about it thanks to their parrot the parrot busted this guy's affair uh apparently the husband and
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the housekeeper would talk real dirty to each other sure and the parrot heard it all and then started
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repeating what they were saying the parrot would repeat all the dirty talk in front of the wife
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listen man you you can't even say a word around those damn birds no you know what i mean like
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parents will give away all your secrets they will parents will give away all your secrets
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that's a hell of a lesson what is that a parrot ah no can't have secrets if you got parrots
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at least you getting that parrot no way no geez no
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all your secrets all your secrets sounds like some sort of gypsy proverb
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can't do a gypsy voice like if you got home and your parrot was saying you knowing that you haven't
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had dirty talk in your house in a long time um and your parrot started saying dirty very sexual
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things wouldn't you be suspicious oh i sure would you know i sure would i'd also be like
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no i mean i would think i'd honestly i would probably be pretty mad uh because i would assume it's it's
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like rowan watching some oh right bad movies you wouldn't think that your your lady was up to no
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good with you around not around no it's a couple chicks or something
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yeah i hear that
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so the parrot would just be saying your name or whatever yelling oh that's it oh that's that
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oh my god if you had a parrot in my room in my house i brought it in here
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jesus we couldn't honestly we couldn't have it in here because of the swearing
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i'm sure there would be a lot oh yeah that'd be his main call yeah
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a lot of michigan a's
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a lot of yelling at the kids
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i would make us laugh but not you unfortunately oh no tragic remind me i get yelled at enough i
03:26
don't need a a parrot to just keep yelling at me i get out that bird that bird you know that one
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you i just said it right free i'd just be like fly away bird it wouldn't fly away it would just stay
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by your window
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terrorize you in the night exactly he just lives in the tree right there
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the only thing he knows is all the stuff i'm like jesus i gotta cut that tree down
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stupid chuck parrot is up there
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you're an idiot
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you're a moron
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you see chuck cutting the tree down
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it goes to the next tree it just doesn't leave
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oh
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to the next goddamn tree
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you're trying to nap it's just still
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oh yeah right red just lands on the sill
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you idiot
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wake up
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wake up
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no one needs to sleep this much
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wake up
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i'm so tired
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i'm so tired
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i'm so tired
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wish i could sleep all day
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wish i could sleep all day
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i mean honestly though i'd find some stuff out
05:10
from that parrot too
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like it's not actually the worst thing in the world
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i'd find some stuff out like when i'm asleep what gets said about me
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you know what i mean
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because i bet i get just
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what do you think
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oh
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who knows
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who knows
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no
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like she'd just be bitching about me being asleep
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four hours
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don't worry i got it
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you just stay there
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oh man i would i'd learn some stuff
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i mean all bad stuff but i would learn
05:45
that's funny
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it's sad
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hurt me
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real sad
05:51
patty parrot
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no so i'm not getting a parrot
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no
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no
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i'm not getting a parrot
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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