Chuck's Flying Shmear

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who freaked out on a flight and that one time a guy shmeared his donger essentially right across Chuck's face while climbing over him in his seat.

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00:00there has obviously not been as many people flying so there hasn't been as many crazy stories from

00:08the skies but there's still the odd one like this this bigger woman on a southwest flight

00:14refused to leave her seat after the plane landed what we don't know is really what led to this

00:20i don't know if a woman behind her tried to get past her and she was just being a bitch and wasn't

00:24gonna move then yeah but uh a flight attendant tried to reason with her and then she lets out

00:30a crazy scream this is how it played out on this southwest airlines flight if you want to see it

00:36we put this video up at daveandchuckthefreak.com

00:39she's just insane

01:05excuse me i work here ma'am oh wow they're all crazy that's like a plane full of crazy

01:13what happened wait there was not one sane person in that shot not the flight attendant not the

01:22person that had to pee not the lady screaming pastor yeah none of them they all seemed nuts

01:29no not at all what airline is this southwest people just can't wait to get back in the air too

01:35they should have just kicked her off immediately when she was screaming the first time

01:39tell me your ankles you're in for trouble well yeah lisa the flight attendant just get out of

01:44here the freeze frame is just get out of here take your ugly shoes and get out of here

01:49it's every set of feet i see i know those flesh-colored slip-ons what are they those are gross

01:55what is she gonna do that's every feet look like ugly baguettes or something anyone sitting next

02:00to me has those exact feet every time

02:03it's part of my curse

02:06chuck always takes pictures of the bad feet on his flight you can start a whole website about the bad

02:12when you start flying again i have like i have five sets of feet that i've seen on a flight

02:17like that i've taken i've taken seven flights in my life and i've seen five sets of feet

02:25i always forget photos of feet you're like look look at where i'm sitting yeah and they'll be the

02:32someone will slip a nasty foot over his armrest oh yeah i'll like i'll i'll like you can see it's my

02:37arm and then i'll and i'll just put the camera right here i'm like look someone's toes

02:42that's fun then i had the the pure barefoot all the time oh all the time they can't wait to kick

02:52off those shoes it's only when you're by yourself or whatever when we have flown together luckily you

02:57guys have not gone barefoot or anything right no but even anyone around us has not no no behind us or

03:03you did get that guy's crotch in your face remember that big tall guy that sat behind us in tampa he tried

03:07to go to the bathroom yep and the way he had to go he had to walk in front of chuck and instead of

03:11instead of putting his ass to chuck he put his crotch to chuck he went penis first

03:16and chuck's like wow seeing chuck luck in action is something oh it's incredible because you can't

03:22believe it that doesn't happen to normal people right well but chuck yell he'll get a foot on his

03:27armrest he'll get a penis in his face he'll get everything so somebody exited their seat and they

03:32didn't go ass to face they went they went crotch they went crotch in his face yeah they knew what his

03:37preference was i almost bit it i almost bit it give it a bite yeah it was like my my reaction was to

03:46bite it you know that look on chuck's face when he's just like defeated and he's just like so he

03:52might as you might as well just smeared it on me i didn't care at that point i was like i don't even

03:58know where we're traveling to but i don't want to go i just love traveling and he gets me a look

04:03like i made it happen like it was my fault it's always everyone else's fault i probably said let's

04:10not do something yeah you get so mad that we have to do something then he gets a dog in the face and

04:15it's my fault when the engine made a horrible noise he looked at me like it was my fault well

04:29because i'm always just like man i would just say no i don't care i mean i don't when i busted the

04:35door in and almost killed that old man well that was my fault but he gave me that look too

04:38i saw that look a lot yeah like flying flying's a lot different i think for me

04:44than a lot of other people i know like dave and lisa they'll find this lounge and they'll have

04:49mimosas and you know they're like cheer cheersing mimosas

04:54but i'm just sitting in the chair like knowing what's coming like knowing i'm gonna have a foot on

05:04me we brought you trees from the nice lounge no one those were delicious danishes thank you

05:10yeah you're welcome i brought you all the nice pastries from the nice lounge i'm just saying

05:13flying's different for some people than it is for a guy smeared his dick on me and

05:18that's flying for me so smear like a smear i never heard that story i love i can't wait

05:29until we get to go somewhere you're getting mad he's getting mad i know he's getting fired up he's

05:33getting totally fired up and i was a nice trip

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