Chuck The Dong Mime

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Dave & Chuck The Freak take calls about the creepiest ways listeners have been hit on and Chuck The Freak shows off his dong miming skills!

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00:00what is the oddest or creepiest way you've been hit on that's what we want to know here for the

00:09next little bit voice changing technology as anonymous kicks it off hi anonymous hello so

00:16tell us about it okay so um i'm a local furry and i went to the wind out street fair in fursuit at

00:24night when everyone's drunk and dancing and uh i was expecting to get some reactions but i was not

00:30expecting the amount of middle-aged men that wanted to bang me and uh one guy in particular

00:38was like oh i love you and i was like laughing and he was like no really i love you and he asked

00:47me to dance for him and then i was uncomfortable and did like the whole peace out i'm gonna leave

00:52fine and he put his tongue in between his two fingers like the whole oh yes i love that move

00:59yeah you guys just keep my beer cold i'm gonna go make fun of lingus fingers at her yeah

01:03it's a terrible what a move what a move i can't imagine doing that to a woman

01:11it is one of the most graphic symbols thing to do to a lady it's the most graphic lingus with the

01:17tongue yeah the v the v with the tongue yeah it's so i remember first seeing it and finding out what

01:24it meant and being like oh my oh my my word

01:28it is it is yeah it's a bit much what's more graphic you could do to a lady even like the

01:36you know like this that's that's not as nothing is more than your tongue just lapping up the air

01:42yeah that's bad let's head to another call here a regular line greg from ohio autist way someone

01:49has hit on you greg okay i was off work just enjoying myself walking around and a guy just

01:55walked up to me and offered me a hundred bucks to perform acts and he he just he wanted to do

02:02sexual things to me and offered me a hundred bucks and and uh wanted to go out to spend the evening

02:08with me so was it a good night i kicked him in the nuts and took his hundred bucks

02:13oh wow that's a shocker wow thanks for calling in greg you have a good day he didn't sound he

02:20doesn't sound like he's from ohio is there i don't know that sounded like he sounded ohio

02:24yeah yeah and we were still like all my dad's friends i was gonna say they're i said they're

02:29trying to perform sexual acts on me i just kicked him right in his nuts yeah he kept it pretty pg

02:36close to kentucky down there yeah you know so there's a little bit southern ohio's got a twang

02:42oh my god this guy says i had a 300 pound woman ask to sit on my face

02:51it's gonna sit right on your face if you don't mind i'm uh it's safe i don't uh i don't think so

03:03five seconds you look like you got a strong neck i do that i do but facial bone structure i'll need it

03:11i'll need it um she's a big lady that girl that's hitting on you yeah she's big so what do you say

03:18what does she want what does she want to do i can't hear her i want to sit on his face oh thanks

03:23stay right on there you just do your thing hey um chuck i don't think you should let her do that

03:41i'm not gonna okay i would never let someone you're lost yeah yeah you may never make it

03:49i don't think you'd recover i think how about you you're a tall drink of water you want some of it

03:55yeah yeah i am i'm gonna i'm gonna my body really likes you you should just stick with him

04:01no no he can probably fit both of you under here

04:03justin hey uh hey big lady yeah just let you know he's got nine inches jesus christ well right

04:10looks like somebody just pulled ahead

04:12in the race for my love yeah

04:17you'll hit the end of your cavern if you know what i mean that's what i'm looking for

04:22that's what i thought

04:25um this guy said here in a text um worse than the tongue

04:33and finger oh yeah sign uh i was given the cupped hand tongue pushed into the cheek

04:41from a guy at the bar what

04:45is that it

04:48oh cupping them yeah i get yeah i get gotta be that's even creepier than the classic just

04:55i've never seen that i've seen the old yeah that what about the double the universal okay

05:00chuck come on wow he's really good at that

05:03you're damn right i am i know exactly what i want

05:09he really is i'm not kidding

05:13the size of the one he's mimicking come on chuck

05:17my tongue's big it's not

05:20i like that one i like that move you move it

05:28yeah wow okay oh my god

05:31hell of a dick mime

05:32yeah i am i'm i'm actually amazing dick mime

05:37what'd you think of your dick mime skills

05:38uh you know it's taken many years

05:41of training he's been doing that to a lot of ladies

05:44i don't know i don't know ladies i like my uh girl parts big

05:50it doesn't look like a girl part

05:53um told me it was okay but i've seen people joke around and do that move i've never seen

05:58that's what confused me i've never seen i've never seen the cupped balls

06:01well the classic is just the handout yeah yeah yeah okay you know

06:05jesus stop it

06:07now it's really uncomfortable

06:10when it makes him dave uncomfortable too it makes me laugh

06:15well it's i mean come on now he's double now he's double fisted he's an amazing dick mime

06:19so what is the one that you have to practice though this ball one it's uh she just wants to see it

06:25oh my god

06:30okay all right oh holy hell

06:35let's do it

06:39let's do it

06:40you

06:41you

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