Peep Show: What are Guys Putting in Their Dongs?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak play a game of 'What's Up His Dong?' and then ask listeners to call-in and share some things they have put up their own dongs.

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00:00now it's time to play what's up

00:09what is it a chinese guy needed urgent medical attention

00:20after a bizarre sexual experiment went wrong

00:25okay some sounding action the unnamed was rushed to the hospital after inserting something

00:32into his penis while masturbating and suffering severe pain for nine hours

00:37when it got stuck x-rays revealed the item had been inserted so far into the urinary tract

00:44that actually entered his bladder jeez and they really shove it home huh what's in his penis

00:52is this something you different than what we've heard before or is there i'm not sure we've had

00:59this one before hmm i can't be positive like a crochet needle oh my one more clue before i give

01:07it away medical item oh medical item medical item

01:16jeez what the hell oh we don't know any medical items like a suture needle because those suture

01:21needles are in like a shape of a c no you put this item normally in other holes

01:28a thermometer oh okay oh my god i'm not sure that'd give it away no no i don't dude i don't take my

01:41temperature that way there it is what do you call that thing you still looking the noses in the ears

01:44there's a picture of it after it was removed and there's the x-ray of it inside well you're taking

01:52a real risk putting up one of those old school mercury thermometers right butt or penis in your penis

02:00man oh man they say though that they really need to start educating men

02:09about the safety of sounding and the dangers involved because it's becoming more and more

02:15of an issue which is why i want to throw this question out here for just a second okay guys what

02:19have you shoved in your wiener if you're into this wow what have you shoved in your wiener we

02:25know there's a bunch of you listening that do this what have you put in there the thing about this

02:31sounding and obviously it is it is taking off it's probably been much bigger than we realized for quite

02:36some time but my whole thing is just buy the real stuff for it they make things for it as we keep

02:46saying the moment strikes yeah and they just grab whatever's near yes or they're too embarrassed to

02:54go somewhere or go online and order that device i feel like one of the hardest people to re-educate

02:59is going to be the sounding community i know i know i don't think they're stuck in their ways i really

03:05think they're a stubborn bunch yeah they are they do something that's incredible all right let's get to

03:11john here hi john good morning good morning what have you shoved in your wiener one big q-tip

03:20like one of the long ones long ones like the medical ones not like the ones that they sell at

03:26the drugstore no the ones that they use for the covet 19 test oh yeah you check you check if you got

03:33covid down there uh what what got you into that uh just checking it out yeah just give it a whirl did

03:46you like it was it uh enjoyable yeah really it was long yeah right but you got it in and out okay

03:55oh that thing got lost lost meaning you had to go get it surgically removed yes oh yeah

04:08search team down there are you done is that it for you shoving stuff in there

04:14yes sir all right good call good call my friend you gave it a try it didn't work out so you've decided

04:18to move on yeah i don't i don't believe him but i think he's still into it but he's got something

04:23in there right now he sounds like it yeah i feel like if i had something in there i'd sound just like

04:29it yeah oh god i think it's a q-tip well you would know you shoved it in there sir yeah josh

04:37josh is in south carolina hi josh turn your radio down how you doing man hey what's up uh what's your

04:43comment on this uh so it wasn't nothing sticking in my penis there i was a kid and i was at my

04:50friend's house and i found uh one of them blow-up dolls oh yeah and uh there was a tube in there with

04:56it and i didn't i just thought it was lube i was about 12 years old and i put it all over my damn

05:03wiener penis and it was actually glued to glue the wig on the blow-up doll so yeah oh my goodness what

05:12happens when you pleasure yourself with glue uh you don't go that far yeah no no

05:22all right that's josh with his glued wiener the biggest revelation is that there's a blow-up doll

05:27where you glue on the wig i don't have we ever heard of that i haven't but if you want it real

05:34and it comes all together back and it's like it's put together those are the real high-end

05:39important i guess when you're playing with a blow-up for those who don't want just a plastic doll

05:44underneath them you know that's it you need the locks of hair i mean i'd like one with hair i guess if

05:50i was going there i'm gonna take the time though to do like a craft the thing is have you seen a blow-up

05:55doll i mean they're you know i don't care it's like putting lipstick on a pig i wonder if that's

06:03for those that enjoy the mouth part of the blow-up doll i have to i have to guess well look here's

06:09right how do i get my doll's wig to stay on her head so it's an issue it's right one of the top

06:15you apply the thin line of of glue a thin line of glue so this is a thing what there's a replacement

06:21doll wigs oh there's the glue use this glue what i don't man we learned something like you know we

06:28think we've seen it all we do we think we've heard about everything there is and you can just get a

06:34ton of inflatable that's a halloween costume right no that's a blow-up doll well it's a blow-up doll

06:46mask yeah okay oh yeah it's terrifying that's what someone needs to wear to rob a bank oh my god

06:56but it gives you the man time i think to reevaluate his life when he's like let me get the glue out here

07:03and put i don't think by the time you get to that point they're really three thinking anything no

07:08that's it it's too late i guess yeah and i think with the sounding community it's what i want to call

07:13the sounding community yeah yeah i think they have the same like ingenuity and spirit of exploration

07:19that like the old explorers of olden times they'll try anything they're like columbus with their penises

07:26you want to see fernando hot man oh yeah fernando i feel like fernando is actually just oh my god oh

07:33my god it's like the same thing that lisa had yeah oh it's bert yeah i know but don't you feel like

07:38this actually looks like it could be like that one looks like bert reynolds there that's what i mean

07:42like it was bert but people are like well no one knows bert anymore we'll just call him fernando

07:49or the license ran out so they just had to change the name yeah that's great but yeah never thought

07:55about gluing a wig on my sex doll but i guess you have to if you want it to be really yeah realistic

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