Peep Show: Does Jason Momoa Have A Tiny Dong?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the expectations people have with penis size based on height and other attributes and imagine some good-looking celebrities with 'B.D.E.' actually having small dongs.

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00:00Penis size can be an uncomfortable topic among men, but one cosmetic surgeon has aimed to tackle

00:12the subject head-on by sharing his work online. Edward Zimmerman has gained almost 2 million

00:18followers on TikTok. He goes by Dick Doc on TikTok. And he shares his experience as a cosmetic

00:25surgeon specializing in penis procedures. In a new interview with Vice in their 10 questions series,

00:31he addressed some common queries about Dick's surgery and also talks about the biggest one

00:37he's ever seen. Anyone follow the Dick Doc on TikTok? No, no, no, no, I don't. This is him here.

00:46I don't know who this person is. Penis questions you're too scared to ask.

00:50Hey, it's Krista, and welcome back to another episode of Find the Facts, a series where we

00:53talk to actual experts to get real information on things that we make sure. We get questions like,

00:59are finger size or shoe size or nationality related to the size of the penis? And there is no good

01:06science to support that. There have been a number of studies, but there really isn't a lot of good

01:10science. There's a lot of good anecdotal information. We have seen hundreds of guys since we've been

01:15doing this for the past six years, and I can speak to the fact that the exterior presentation of the

01:20gentleman has very little to do with what you'll find under the belt.

01:25It's just too bad because I'd hate to be a guy with just gigantic hands and feet and like a big

01:31nose and stuff and like a girl. You whip it out? A girl is like, oh, this guy is gonna be huge. And

01:36you don't want to hear that giggly noise. Some women are chiming in. Dated a guy 6'3", huge hands and feet.

01:50Was so excited. He had maybe three inches fully erect. Whoa, God. That's on a six foot three, man.

01:57That would look like an inch. A thimble. It looked like a thimble. She says, I was so disappointed.

02:01Yeah, well. That is, people are expecting. If you're a tiny little guy with a big one,

02:06surprise. But as a bigger guy, people are expecting bigger things. That's got to be the most,

02:12the most mind-blowing thing, right? Is like a short, short guy with just a, just a giant one.

02:23Yeah, walking tripod. That's got to be a hell of a thing. Woman said she was with a six foot,

02:28six inch black guy. And he kept warning her over and over. Now, I'm no King Ding-a-ling.

02:33Just be aware. I'm no King Ding-a-ling. That's exactly what I said. Listen, listen, listen.

02:39I'm no King Ding-a-ling. I'm no King Ding-a-ling. Just so you know. Oh, man. I will say, if I was

02:45a six foot six black guy, I'd be saying that like right off the bat. Right. You'd have to.

02:49Whip the bat. Like, listen. Because people are expecting him to whip out a baseball bat,

02:54right? Yeah, exactly. I think it would be disappointing with, if a woman got together

02:59with a guy who had BDE and he didn't, and he was like nothing. So if he's given off the impression

03:07of big dick energy. Yeah. And he has tiny dongs. I feel like there's a lot of that every once in a

03:14while. Like, there's like a, you know, there's a machismo that some guys have, you know, that

03:20expect it. Right. And then like, for instance, like Jason Momoa. Right. Exactly. Okay. Like

03:28if Jason Momoa, like you're like, you meet this guy, exudes, like throws axes and drinks

03:36beer. Just a man. And then he's like. No. Right. Like Tom Hardy. Exactly. You know,

03:46he's, yes, you would think he, he did. But we saw. Cause he has it, right? I mean, he's

03:51got BDE. Right. Like big time. The Queens of the Stone Age lead singer. Josh Homme. Yeah.

03:59Yeah. You'd expect it. But. I don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Jason Momoa could

04:05have a tiny little Aquaman. Oh man. I hope not. I don't know. Aquadon. I don't know

04:10if he gets this far. I don't know. Like, I don't know. You don't think he would be Jason

04:15Momoa? No. If he had a tiny don? I don't think he would. He probably would have went into

04:19comedy. Yeah. He'd be. I've been with a sub-tasimal comedian. Comedian Jason Momoa's with us today.

04:27That's hilarious. That guy's the funniest guy I've ever seen. He's sad and has a drug problem

04:33though. Well, yeah. He said he's dealing with stuff. We don't know what. Um, Annie is with

04:39us here from Southie. Annie. Or anonymous. Sorry. I thought it said Annie. It's anonymous.

04:44Oh, yeah. Anonymous. Anonymous. Yeah. Anonymous. Yeah. Jason Momoa got three inches. I'm done.

04:52I'm becoming a lesbian. That's it. That's it, huh? It wasn't worth anything. I'm telling you.

05:00That's all I'm saying. He's hot. Come on. Oh, no. Everybody knows. He came to the table

05:07and was like, hey, just that came out. I cried. Wait, you met him? No, no. She's saying

05:13if that happened. No, I'm just saying that if he ever came to the table and he pulled that

05:17out, it's over. Like, I'm done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be devastating. It

05:23really would. I mean, I can't even. He really is hot. I mean, I don't drool over any celebrities,

05:27but that one, yeah. Yeah. I make an exception. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. He's droolable. Sorry.

05:32He's droolable. I love you guys. Oh, well, we love you. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate

05:37it. Honestly, God bless you. All right. And the same to you. Bye-bye. That's it. I mean,

05:42if Momoa's got a small one, she's done with meds. That's it. There's a lot riding on it.

05:48No pressure, Jason. But you may turn a lady. No, but like, listen.

05:52No, but like, listen.

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