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Beasley Digital
  • 4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak learn about a new sexual term. The term is 'gooning' and it's essentially an extreme form of 'edging'. The show hears from "gooners" and tries to imagine what it would be like to "goon".

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00:00folks get ready for a new sexual term you maybe haven't heard of it's called
00:10gooning okay this is where someone spends literally hours watching porn and pleasuring
00:18themselves but not so much that they end up climaxing but so it's kind of like edging
00:25but multiplied okay yeah i've seen a couple videos on it uh one woman is expressing concern over her
00:33boyfriend's extensive gooning enjoyment it seems rather than be intimate with her her dude would
00:41rather spend hours spanking it to porn without finishing he even offers her to join in the fun
00:49doing me a bit but but won't actually go through with intercourse well i don't recommend this um
00:59because like we've always talked about if you goon all day uh you will not want to do it but even if
01:06you don't finish no i mean no because you're training your brain to only be attracted to
01:12the screen that you're looking at that's what yeah we talked about that and like not real life
01:16you you have a a disconnect uh the bigger problem is this is when she brings up her concerns she's
01:23accused of being sex negative and kink shaming well he's he's waiting a week to bust it that's crazy
01:29like he's working on it for eight hours a day like how many times it's a job stop it's like a part-time
01:37job he just hangs out at night yeah what are you doing in there bud of course oh god again more hours
01:45to go and more days medicine man i'll let you know in a couple hours that to me doesn't seem
01:51like a good way to spend your time no when you've got a lady who wants to do it with you but you'd
01:57like that then it's like an obsession like it's more than just a kink well that's why i wonder like
02:03okay so why are why goon why are they gooning are they gooning as some kind like they think it's
02:11going to increase their uh someone says it's just taken off online over the past couple of months
02:17you can look up goon caves or goon sesh on all the social media i've seen some gooning videos and i
02:23was always like what is it what are what are they gooning what are what are we so that's where they're
02:28getting it from they're seeing it on tiktok or wherever yeah yeah and they're trying it out
02:32why do they goon i don't know why you gooning why are bugooning i'm also not just gonna start
02:40gooning because i saw it on like a video i guess yeah i don't know if i looked up benefits of gooning
02:47if we'll find out for sure they're gonna have one arm way stronger benefits of gooning
02:55way to get rid of your stress i just gooned for 48 hours straight should i keep going yes
03:02how is that even possible 48 hours well it's not it's wow it's not but you know even uh even uh
03:10you do that for one hour straight it'll mess you up that's way too long right uh this woman said i'm a
03:19female apparently i've been gooning for years i never knew the term but i definitely go hours and hours
03:25and hold off before i orgasm i've gone for like eight hours eight hours wow but like non-stop you
03:33just got like something on it the whole time like it's vibrating away and then you take it off
03:38because you're about to and then you go again and like you've got nothing else to do in life
03:43eight hours is a long time i have nothing else to do in life right really you know especially
03:49during times no sports are going on i still would never a lot six hours to doing something like
04:01this there's just no way there's other stuff to do yeah there's other things well i could never come
04:07in here if i was gooning all if i was yesterday gooning yeah and then i had to come in here and
04:14sit and talk i'd explode at something mentally physically yeah whatever you want yeah yes no
04:22it doesn't seem like a good time an hour seems more reasonable but not sure hours like a full work
04:28day but still like i could see spending an hour with somebody but like an hour of just me yeah an
04:36hour of yourself man i'm we gotta get this going here this guy says listen you guys if you experience
04:43this you'll know why people are doing it if you goon right okay yeah it's like finishing for an hour
04:53straight oh stop it it's just well it's like i'm sure it's an incredible finish that's the payoff of
04:59it that's why you do it yeah i don't want to finish for an hour straight well i don't think that's
05:04excessive he's did he mean it feels like oh god that's impossible to i don't know if i finish for
05:12an hour straight my hair might lose its curl
05:14your hair is perfectly straight straight now because i goon yeah i told you not to call 9-1-1
05:23i told you not to call the authorities i goon too much
05:26straight on my hair i'm still gooning
05:29i'm in mid-goon
05:32don't stop
05:35um okay so oh god i guess man you know this show what uh i will say that
05:44every once in a while when you're doing it you do decide like i i don't i don't wanna
05:49you hold off you hold off you can hold off right yeah but like you can hold off you don't
05:57have to hold off for eight straight hours like then you're not a gooner exactly i mean i guess
06:02it's the iron man what is the the the time the proper create you become a gooner
06:09i don't even know whatever we're talking about what what qualifies you as a gooner exactly
06:15you can go rename it well like at least for instance i could run around the block but that
06:22doesn't make me a marathon runner right exactly right so if you do this and i definitely i definitely
06:31have like held off on some stuff from time to time edging as we knew it make it uh a bit more
06:38fun at the end but when do you cross the goon so when do you go from edging to goon
06:46right because there's the same thing no because the goon is like an excessive amount of time i feel
06:53like edging might be like a marathon and then gooning might be the iron man or one of those
07:00like what are the ones that they run like six marathons straight or something like that this
07:06woman says i'm a girl gooner and no it's not an everyday thing i'd say maybe once a month or so
07:12on a sunday i just stay in bed and watch porn all day sometimes i hold it back for hours depends on
07:19my mood but it's normally at least a few hours my record is eight to nine hours but four is probably
07:26exhausted yeah gooners are like extreme masturbating monks yeah they are they have to be they just like
07:34isolate themselves in a room i don't speak anymore not while i'm gooning it tells you how to do it
07:40here set the right environment yeah comfortable space free of interruptions okay start slowly
07:45caress squeeze tease geez move to your genitals squeeze the base where am i squeezing before that
07:52and you're just like teasing teasing teasing and teasing i'm just squeezing around i guess like i'm
07:58rubbing my own essentially rubbing my own thighs i don't know just squeezing tees i don't like it
08:03where am i squeezing where am i teasing squeeze and tease just forward that to him so we can
08:10yeah i'll send this on to you in an email joke jeez uh use lube generously for seamless stroking and
08:18re-stimulation after pausing god yeah you don't even understand the goon the goons like lube cost
08:24oh my god my lube numbers are through the roof like if you're serious about gooning you better have
08:29some money it's like golf you're gonna need it you're gonna need it tease all your pleasure spots
08:35oh anus your nipples your anal area wow ladies i don't have all this i don't have all day
08:42you're too lazy for this you are i don't have all day your taint whatever you need use your
08:49fingertips your toys they really make love to themselves they really do i mean ride the edge
08:56and resist as long as possible then start up again a few seconds later prolong this cycle
09:02consider partner gooning have someone kiss caress and manually tease you or do it together
09:09i'll be honest too i don't think you could i don't think i'd want to be signed up
09:15to goon someone else for eight hours oh lazy baby are you kidding there's no way you'd do that
09:24you could not get with a goon goon lady you said it and i can't no i mean i can't like are you serious
09:33how much bad my back hurts right now can we get out of bed can we move around a bit god stretch it out
09:42oh my god how'd you hurt your back chuck i got together with a gooner no dude i found this goon lady
09:51it's terrible it's terrible 18 hours 18 hours 18 hours sounds exhausting i was basically asleep
10:03with a vibrator on her that's it they got some cool terms though they say ride the edge right put that
10:13on a shirt dave there you go if you never knew what gooning was before now you do and apparently a lot
10:22a lot of people are into it yeah goon squad really taking off
10:24goon squad