Wowabunga What a Dong

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Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a clip from the Netflix series 'Sex/Life' because listeners said they actor has a gigantic dong in his full frontal scene and they were not lying.

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00:00I'm trying to sign in to Netflix.

00:08Why?

00:09Because we have something to watch.

00:12Apparently, according to our listeners, we have to check out a scene from this show called

00:17Sex Life.

00:20We've had so many messages about it.

00:24Did I make it?

00:25Am I on there?

00:26You didn't make it, Chuck, unfortunately.

00:28Who's in this show?

00:29Your Sex Life.

00:30I don't know if it's anyone...

00:31I think I've heard of it.

00:32Have you heard of it?

00:33I've heard of the show.

00:34It sounds familiar, but...

00:35People have been talking about the show, but I have no idea what the show's all about.

00:38I think I just saw a trailer for it, probably.

00:39That's probably what it was.

00:41It's a man taking a shower, so...

00:43Here's the scene.

00:44Bad start.

00:45Yeah.

00:51Looks fine to me so far.

00:53Thumbs up, dudes.

00:55Hold on.

00:56Another naked man.

00:59I don't like this music.

01:10Jesus.

01:12Holy hell!

01:13Wowabunga.

01:15Holy cow!

01:17Wowabunga!

01:18Wowabunga!

01:20James, let's add this to our list.

01:22Yeah.

01:22Show us the watch.

01:23I got to...

01:24I had to put my most watched list now.

01:28I haven't tuned into Netflix in months.

01:31With a dong that big.

01:32Holy cow!

01:34That thing is like a baby's leg.

01:37Two baby's legs.

01:38Yeah.

01:38One listener said, this guy said, I'm a dude and I was so envious.

01:43You could park a Harley with his kickstand.

01:46If he gets a boner, he must pass out from the loss of blood to his brain.

01:50Another listener said, how did they cast this part?

01:53Well, they just...

01:54Did you have to have a giant dong in order to get it?

01:57Yeah.

01:57He's like a...

01:58He must be...

01:59He must be a porn guy, right?

02:00Dude, a little person could do chin-ups on his erection.

02:04That's how big that thing is.

02:05Is it real?

02:05Do you think it's a prosthetic like in Boogie Nights?

02:08Let's get a good look at it, James.

02:11What's your thoughts here?

02:14It looked like it had real-life flopping action.

02:18To me, it looked real after the first glance.

02:21The first gaze.

02:23Here we go.

02:26That's looking pretty real.

02:27That's a prosthetic.

02:28It looks real to me.

02:28That looks pretty real.

02:30I'm with you, Lisa.

02:31Lisa Way says, look at the guy's face now.

02:33You can't turn around now.

02:36I got a lead.

02:40At least the guy who's envious of the big wiener has got a better butt.

02:47Exactly.

02:48I was thinking that.

02:50You too.

02:50You should watch shows together.

02:53That's our retirement plan.

02:55At least he's got a better butt, right?

02:57I'd be like, I'll go cry myself to sleep with my giant dogger and my mediocre ass.

03:07But look, he's got a pretty nice butt.

03:09Yeah, he does.

03:10Yeah, so a ton of listeners have sent us this.

03:13I'm just glad they didn't all start doing it, because I thought everyone there was going

03:17to start doing it.

03:18Oh, yeah?

03:18That's what I thought.

03:19That's what I thought.

03:20I thought it was going to go.

03:21The music was building up.

03:22People have been shocked by it, though, as you can imagine, not expecting it.

03:26So it's like he's got one the size of a porn star.

03:30That's what it is.

03:31Yeah.

03:31He's got a porn star.

03:33He's almost more well-endowed than some porn stars I've seen.

03:36Well, he's clearly, I think...

03:38I don't think his has been manipulated as much, because he has to use it to make a living.

03:44You think it's been fluffed, Chuck?

03:46Well, no, I think he's definitely, like...

03:49Got a semi?

03:50It's...

03:51It's not cold.

03:54Let's put it that way.

03:55That poor guy who found out that's the guy who's cheating on his wife.

03:58Go follow your wife's lover to the shower to check out his size.

04:04Yeah, that's weird.

04:06You're stalking line.

04:08Does he try and jerk him or something at some point?

04:10Can I get back at her?

04:12I don't know if that's how the show takes a twist.

04:15But that would be really, like, heartbreaking to find out that your lady's cheating with

04:19somebody, and that's what he's working with.

04:21He's so devastated.

04:23I mean, that's terrible.

04:24He would cry.

04:24I get it.

04:25Would you cry?

04:27He just said, I get it, but why?

04:29I get it, but why?

04:32I don't understand how big it is, and I can't even compare.

04:36I just had to do it.

04:39James is crying again.

04:40I get it, but why?

04:42It would haunt my dreams.

04:43It would haunt my dreams.

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