Peep Show: Dong on the News

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who cut his penis while he was dreaming about slaughtering a goat but are more shocked by the news report that shows the guy's dong wrapped up in the hospital.

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00:00here's a living nightmare of a story okay kofi atta is a farmer in ghana okay that says already

00:16that's enough you can stop right yeah that's already a nightmare pretty sure that's terrible

00:21this poor dude suffered critical injuries after taking a knife to his scrotum

00:27while having a dream

00:30my god he woke up to see his penis chopped off oh after he was dreaming of cutting meat for a family

00:41meal oh man i bet he was cutting the biggest piece of meat big long tubes big uh pork loin

00:47you ridiculous fellas yeah he awoke in shock ridiculous

00:51you guys are ridiculous sorry sorry dad yeah oh boy he's clowning around you guys are ridiculous

01:01fellas a couple of ridiculous fellas

01:04well what do you how do you even make that mistake he awoke in shock at his home after feeling sharp

01:13pains coming from his penis and scrotum oh my god the man is currently receiving medical care in the

01:20hospital but it looks like he will need surgery i guess he says up in the kitchen well he just says

01:27he's still unsure how he came to be holding a knife after falling asleep in a chair

01:32his wife was traveling at the time and they had to contact oh gosh that's not the phone call you want

01:40when you're traveling your husband what did he do i chopped my balls off i chopped my balls off listen to me

01:47your husband your husband he chopped chopped off his uh wean head

01:53his balls chop chop get up

01:58chop chop this is i guess ghana news do you want to hear the ghana news version of the story

02:05an old man kofiata popularly known as wapata is currently battling for his life at the same francis

02:11of the hospital in a simple oh my god they showed it oh my god they showed it are you kidding me

02:19that news is crazy they show it on the news they show it on the news it is a big one there's a dick

02:27on the news i think it's chopped in half and it's still bigger than mine what the

02:31ah it's giving me a run for my money i mean how about what you are about to see could be considered

02:38graphic by some graphic content here oh my god is that coming out of this p-hole yeah that's just

02:45the rest of it you know sweet god almighty yep there is a dong and balls on the news just hanging

02:52out everybody yeah it's wild it's a gh1 exclusive i'm gonna follow them does abc4 realize they've

03:01put a twitter in bed that has a dong and balls in it i mean it's not really though i mean it's

03:08wrapped and it's there's the tip of his that's not the tip that's the tip of his no that's coming

03:14out of his p-hole yeah that's the no but that's where he's cut i believe yeah i think i didn't really

03:21i thought it was just on some like the ghana um i think that's just the mid part i don't think the

03:28yeah like abc news 4 realizes no i don't think they know they've shared the story that has this

03:34tweet in it with the report from ghana news not i don't know but it's online so does it get even

03:40crazier oh my god it's funny because it's actually her twitter account that'd be like lisa way posting

03:44like a wiener story from us okay you guys can't see this but the news story is literally just

03:51cut after cut of his penis injury yeah like moving photos like they're just like a senior like

03:57graduation photo collage montage she brought diapers to support her husband from losing his

04:03manhood and quickly rushed him to the hospital for medical attention anyways yeah there's literally

04:09really is aggressive about she's like he chopped off his penis his manhood yeah like she said like a

04:16hundred different ways of his genitals were mutilated yeah completely chopped cut seven

04:25holy hell i've never seen that on the news before ghana news is nuts think that guy will ever sleep

04:32again no i you'd lie awake all night right just every night i'd have put on the cuffs with the

04:39knives put the cuffs on my wrist and go to sleep if you could cut your dong off in your sleep yeah take

04:45steps to make sure that could never happen to you i did tweet this out if for some reason you want to

04:49see it twitter.com slash dave and chuck it's there now yes and uh heads up it is uh it is

04:54no he didn't of course he just tweeted it out like if it has to surprise us it's going to surprise you

04:59twitter.com slash dave and chuck warning penis in story yeah cut severed bloody penis

05:08my god oh man huh i did not expect that he grabbed that thing like it was a goat's head and just

05:14just slaughtered him oh got its throat yikes hope he recovers

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