Peep Show: He Shrunk My Dong

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Ghana being fined for claiming that a man who shook his hand, also shrunk his dong.

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00:00in west africa a guy has been fined remember this story a guy claimed that he shook someone's hand

00:14and it caused his penis to shrink oh yeah dave still believes this is that's a different one

00:20that's a different one this was a we've talked about a few of these okay uh chuck tried this

00:24too he tried to say that's what happened that is what happened to me i wish i never shook that

00:29man's hand well you're lucky you're not in west africa because this guy 21 year old edmund

00:34della arda he has been fined for claiming that a passerby caused his penis to shrink

00:42meantime he just has a small penis come on

00:46prove it prove it's always been probably you guys as we've said before on the show like there

00:55is a stereotype no man like it's released about african men right it's and if you are horribly

01:03against that stereotype yeah you break it yeah it'd be a tough life for you i think oh man yeah yeah

01:12if you're a black guy with a tiny dodger that's people are expecting you to whip out a python

01:18yep especially wherever you know like i can't they always release the stats and it's always like

01:24men of ghana have the biggest ones or whatever and it's like so if you're from the area where the

01:31biggest ones are and you look down and you're like who that's four at best oh my god that's right you're

01:39always topping list of biggest penises in the world and your buddies are just like they they're

01:46on the floor yeah their penis comes around the corner before they do

01:49i get why you'd want to make people believe that it was witchcraft oh my god

01:56i bet it would feel like witchcraft i look down sometimes and i'm i'm pretty sure i was cursed

02:01you know i doubt anyone will call him but if you're a black man living with a tiny oh my goodness

02:07might want to share your story with us oh my god hi you are a small penis black man who's decided

02:15to listen to us you're out there you know it now whether or not you're brave enough to call in is

02:21up to you 1-855-954-6969 if you want to reach out to us 1-855-954-6969 to me the real tragedy is

02:30that you're like average or even like maybe even slightly above average you're right so what

02:36most people would not consider small right but someone thinks they're gonna pull them down and

02:43it's gonna be this porn star thing like oh man anonymous joining us here hello anonymous how are

02:51you i'm great how you guys doing penis and balls penis are you a black man with a small penis i am i am

03:00six three 230 pounds and stage one is smaller than my pinky oh you gotta hide that stage one at all

03:10cost trust me absolutely i don't wear sweatpants no no i do but i you can't see anything so obviously

03:18again it's just what people believe you're going to be bringing to the table is not the case have you

03:25had some disappointing moments in the bedroom or do you prepare people beforehand i remember in

03:32particular there was there was this one girl that was just like no i don't believe you i don't believe

03:37you show me it show me it and then what i did because obviously it was still stage one and i was

03:42an idiot about it oh yeah she just looked at me and she was like oh honey oh oh my god you don't want

03:49to hear that oh my god no nothing happened with her so so stay after stage one then what are you

03:56what are you what's happening after that um so lisa's asking that i am i'm asking because i have to

04:04participate in this too yeah i uh i am a grower not a shower but i would say it's just average yeah

04:13yeah at least you get to average man you just don't let the woman see it you never do i would never

04:17i would never avoid that that's for me i think you learned that lesson though with the honey

04:21comment oh my god yeah oh if i heard honey like that so it all worked out oh okay yeah see you're

04:26fine yeah he's managed to get somebody right because i'm looking for a strong branch i might

04:33turn into like 30 bats and fly away oh yeah i don't know what happens yeah they say that yeah so

04:39again he's probably just fine yeah because the stigma is that he's going to pull out a 17 incher

04:46it got to him and the fact that his stage one is a pink well also he had someone say oh honey to

04:52him yeah i mean like oh honey that's if someone looks at your genitals and says oh honey that could

04:59be some of the worst word combinations ever don't say that to a guy i'm playing like a solo game a

05:05russian roulette that night oh i wonder who's gonna win this one oh no uh randy is with us hi randy

05:14good morning good morning good morning uh do you uh suffer from a small one my in-laws have a place

05:22up on lake charlotte boy so i drive up there quite often and i have a rule with rest areas i do not

05:28stop in a rest area if it's after dark so i pull into one on 75 save time walk into the bathroom and

05:35as i walk into the bathroom there's a black man standing up and a white man giving him oral oh wow

05:40i was shocked and as the white man jumped up the black man turned to me and i was like

05:46huh not all black guys have big penises oh like you were like a reveal

05:52in one of the weirdest worst ways of all time but that's what you took from it

05:57oh honey so much better as a man at that point i was like whoa so most of them i got a question for

06:04you guys do you use the restroom as this happens or do you turn around no you go yeah you gotta

06:11go how bad you have to go i guess or whether or not you want to get in on it

06:15that was my other question was like do you i had to go so bad but i couldn't do it

06:23i was so bad you can't pee next to two guys blowing each other or what do you know you can

06:28you can so here's an advice for everyone going into a public restroom that i've picked up on you

06:34have to start whistling before you get to the door let everyone know you're from the end

06:39make a lot of noise

06:40clank some pots and pans like you're in bear country

06:54i like it you gotta do something you're not ready for that

06:59that is so strange that that's his takeaway his positive takeaway from it could have been traumatized

07:05but he has a story to tell damn it's not all that big yep you got an eyeful you stayed long

07:10enough to look right at it i feel like i would have had my once you see him on his knees it's

07:16hey get out of here you know what maybe you stayed for the show maybe you're just like

07:20i could see myself being utterly confused like shocked and you just freeze up the situation that

07:27i've walked in on and i'm like oh did a man fall is he oh no no no that pretty quickly

07:34what's happening oh i think so too he saw one tiny black dong he's been whistling ever since

07:38oh man this will never happen to you because you're a whistling man i whistle all the time

07:44all the time yeah yeah you you know i'm coming yeah but i do have a real fast walk too though so

07:52that's true that's true you can sneak right in enough time to wrap it up there cracks me up

07:58he called you a whistling man you're a whistling man

08:01i'll do it and i don't even realize i'm doing it like i for some reason i do it every time i pee

08:10you do you know every time every time i pee i'm like boop boop yeah i always know who's in there

08:15i'm like oh dave's in the bathroom

08:16whistling and pissing that's what you're doing wow wow oh whistle pisser dave now you know exactly

08:24what he's doing when you hear that whistle yeah i feel like yeah when it's a deuce i'm more serious

08:29oh my it's quiet in there i know what you're doing he's like oh no i don't hear any whistling

08:35i hope i hear some whistling soon

08:40i don't whistle

08:44it's so quiet yeah you're like dave please whistle

08:49i gotta go in there after dave and he didn't whistle at all

08:53yeah i made that realization recently i'm like oh yeah i whistle almost every time i pee but when

09:01i'm pooping yeah no it's serious business time yeah that's serious stuff peeing is more whimsical

09:07to you it is it's fun like yeah eliminating fluids yeah you know but uh but poop no yeah

09:15we got stuff to do here we got stuff to know about them yeah i don't want to get hammered

09:19i can't take that back seriously i gotta make things happen yeah just a whistling pisser

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