Peep Show: Don't Wear A Metal Dong Ring

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who managed to get his private parts stuck in a metal ring and watch the video of the hospital staff removing it.

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00:00we keep telling you guys that want to stay hard yep not to use metal dong rings oh man come on

00:14you just can't we have proven it through the years on this show they get stuck and then

00:19good luck getting it off right yep this happened to a dude i don't it looks like they use

00:27popsicle sticks and construction tools oh to they jam it under there to protect it while they cut it

00:33the popsicle sticks they do yeah it is graphic it is up on the website if you want to go check it out

00:43it's not safe for work you do not want to watch this dave what are we looking at here is that um

00:48it's what are we looking okay his balls are really engorged okay so they are also wieners up there

00:54too somewhere so he has shoved it all through all through yeah all through the whole kit and caboodle

01:00and it is a metal ring which looks thick yes his balls oh my guys of a grapefruit yeah yeah for sure

01:10you cannot trap all that blood in your balls i don't want to

01:15you can't i just don't well no you shouldn't i don't jason what's your issue over there

01:21i didn't know there was sound or not because it's just oh yeah you're gonna hear it oh yeah there's

01:27sound oh they're huge oh my god oh look at this poor old man oh that's his wiener oh careful with

01:35that i know isn't that crazy oh my goodness that's his wiener yeah yeah that's wild i don't think he'll ever

01:45be the same no be careful down there what you boys take it easy down there they were laughing too

01:55yeah they are really squirting some juice on that too oh my god they gotta cool it down look at the fire

02:05shooting out look it's catching this like look at it hard to look at

02:11sliding moody a daily moody vamanos fire god whoa he looks older he's an older man

02:23oh thank god would you want to be awake for that oh my god get that thing out of here

02:32and we tried the gigantic wire snippers those are like lock cutters

02:37I wish mine was like that.

02:49I'm going to put one on right now.

02:52Holy crow.

02:54It was like an elephant's trunk.

02:56That does not look good.

02:58She's got a grip of that thing.

03:00I know.

03:01She does.

03:02She manhandles it.

03:03Yes.

03:04It don't ain't look right.

03:09Oh, it's just so what is she doing there?

03:12Just squeezing some of the blood back into his body because it's all down there.

03:17Dudes need to stop doing that.

03:18What's wrong with us, Lise?

03:20My God.

03:21If he was awake during that, he would have screamed so loud it would have been like a dog whistle.

03:25Oh, yeah.

03:26It's just silent.

03:27Dogs would have all looked over.

03:29Yeah.

03:30We don't hear a thing.

03:31I guess windows are breaking.

03:33Oh, yeah.

03:33Can you imagine being awake for that?

03:36That's crazy.

03:36No, no, no, no, no.

03:37It would have been so hot.

03:38Oh, you're right.

03:39It would have been crazy.

03:40That's why they were cooling it.

03:42Look at the burning.

03:43It looked like they singed all of his pubes off.

03:45Wow.

03:48They put it all.

03:49They record it all and put it out there.

03:50And they laugh, man.

03:51They were laughing at the beginning.

03:52Well, they were.

03:53I mean, you want to go back in for a little.

03:56Let's hear them laugh.

03:57Look at all the women in there.

03:59Listen to them laugh.

04:01Oh, they laugh.

04:04That's hard to hear.

04:06Look at that trunk off to the side.

04:09Yeah.

04:09Yeah, it looks like a baby's arm.

04:14Oh, no, you can't.

04:17You shouldn't.

04:17You can't put them both through.

04:19No.

04:20People do.

04:21They're designed.

04:22Oh, my God.

04:24Oh, my God.

04:24Look at that.

04:25Look at this.

04:26Oh, swollen.

04:27How did it not cut something right at the end?

04:30Popsicle sticks aren't going to save you.

04:32They have to make them with a latch.

04:36Like, why don't they have a safety latch?

04:38Is he stuck in?

04:40You're right.

04:41Like, you could just have a latch that, like, almost like a watch band.

04:45Like a cuff.

04:46Yeah.

04:47Yeah.

04:48Emergency latch.

04:50You need an emergency latch.

04:52You're right.

04:52Searing latches.

04:53That's patented.

04:53I know.

04:54How can they not have that?

04:55Trademark to even check the freak.

04:56Yeah, exactly.

04:57If you see it, it is out.

04:58His junk is a disaster after this, guys.

05:02That is crazy.

05:03I don't think it.

05:04How does that heal?

05:06I don't think it heals back to normal.

05:08It can't.

05:09Oh, and that looked like it almost got him.

05:11I think that feels relief, though.

05:12Relief, right?

05:14I mean, I guess.

05:14Relief.

05:15You okay over there, Jason?

05:17You doing all right now?

05:17That's what you're saying.

05:19That's the craziest thing.

05:20I know.

05:21This person just grip and rip it.

05:23Grip and rip.

05:25That's just why, like, he waited so late.

05:26He's just like, I've done it this time.

05:29And he did do it.

05:31He did.

05:31And he did do it.

05:32He did.

05:33I've done it this time.

05:34I've got to go down.

05:34Let me squeeze it out for you.

05:37You go check it out at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com

05:40or through our social media links

05:41because it is something to see.

05:44It'll encourage you guys.

05:46If the one thing you should watch it for

05:48is to know why you should never wear a metal or steel dong ring.

05:53My guess is the site that you're on right now is wild.

05:57Yeah.

05:59Got a new favorite for sure.

06:02But if I'm that guy,

06:03you got to be transferred to a different hospital, right?

06:06Like, after that happens, I don't want to be...

06:08You did it to yourself too bad.

06:10Yeah, this is where you are.

06:11You might only have one choice.

06:12The nurse who was squeezing the blood out of you.

06:14Whatever.

06:15I know.

06:15You put yourself in that predicament.

06:17You got to deal with it.

06:18That might be the only nurse I ever go to again.

06:21Oh, yeah.

06:21The whole entire life.

06:22You have to.

06:23Like, listen.

06:24You've seen everything.

06:26As many times as we've seen this process,

06:28like, somebody taking those off, like, cutting,

06:30we'd never have seen it unedited like that.

06:32No, we've never have.

06:34And a lot of times,

06:35they don't show you just how badly damaged the junk is.

06:38They put it all on display.

06:39It was just a...

06:40It's usually just a blur.

06:41I think because he shoved it all through.

06:43Yeah, that was the real problem.

06:45It was real bad.

06:46Oof.

06:47One ring to rule them all.

06:49Yep.

06:50One ring to bind them.

06:51Don't do it.

06:52Don't do it, guys.

06:53Don't do it.

06:54Don't do it.

06:55Don't do it.

06:56Don't do it.

06:57Don't do it.

06:58Don't do it.

06:59Don't do it.

07:00Don't do it.

07:01Don't do it.

07:02Don't do it.

07:03Don't do it.

07:04Don't do it.

07:05Don't do it.

07:06Don't do it.

07:07Don't do it.

07:08Don't do it.

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