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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about the last time people were in a knife fight when Chuck shared that he recently experienced something similar with his daughter.

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00:00when was the last time you were in a knife fight no one on this show has ever been in a knife fight
00:17oh i was just in a knife fight well probably a couple months ago now yeah you were in a knife
00:22fight jack yep yep stella was trying to kill me stella had a knife your your child had a knife
00:28my child had a knife and uh she uh was i think she was gonna kill me but uh talked her down so a real
00:38knife real knife yeah real your child had a real knife and was threatening you a steak knife uh yeah
00:44yeah it was a sharp sharp knife oh no what's she saying uh i hate you no don't make this up
00:53i'm gonna kill you no are you exaggerating no
00:57stella was threatening your life with a knife no she knew she knew not to do it but definitely
01:05was getting her point across pretty loud and clear she's different than the compassion of rowan
01:11oh rowan would never dream of it she's a harder she's such a cute little girl i can't imagine
01:18holding a knife and threatening your life oh my god give her a knife
01:22she somehow got a knife
01:25no it's like uh it wasn't like a butterfly knife was it no no no it was no literally okay so they're uh
01:35like it's a in the silverware that i have there are these sets of like they're the steak knives
01:40that go with it they never ever get they never get used right they just never get nice they look
01:45nice they never ever get used and it was i don't know what it was it's uh long ago so uh i probably
01:55wouldn't take her to target or uh something something i wouldn't do something and so i think
02:02she opened the drawer to find any kind of weapon now she's brandished like uh those um corn cob holders
02:12oh no this isn't the first time she's threatened you with a weapon my god no um seek help uh but uh
02:21you know so she had one and she like looked at me or whatever and i was like don't you kill me
02:28yeah i was like you better be ready because can you imagine ever holding a knife up to your father
02:35or mother killed me it's not an option i would never have done that i can't even imagine with my
02:43dad meanwhile in chuck the freak's house over there it's a totally different scenario
02:48i'm gonna need you to put the knife down
03:02come on put it down
03:07easy
03:09easy what about we don't go to target today
03:15but a different whoa
03:18easy where you swipe that thing
03:21what's she saying during this time like is she talking or it's just a menacing move with a knife in
03:31her hand most of the time it's a stare because you know like my stare oh yeah she's got my stare
03:37your evil scary stare oh yeah oh yeah oh she's as terrifying as me
03:41and uh so you don't have to say much when you got a knife you know pretty much says it all yeah
03:50the knife does all the talking yeah she does she does wow chuck you have standoffs in your own
03:59house with your little adorable daughter yeah but the thing is like anything like i just pretend
04:04that there's no fear involved right like i think i just walked over and
04:08snapped the knife out of her hand yeah just took the knife oh you like pretend you're not afraid
04:13but meantime you're inside i'm just trembling with fear
04:17one day you'll come to work with a staff and we'll be like what happened you guys know what i know if i do
04:23you know what happened yeah she got you she got me good guys
04:27i think anytime like a kid it's why you tend to like not want kids she's seven i mean she's old she's
04:36old now you know like she can use a knife and cut food um but uh she's got a dark sided side
04:45dark side but you know when kids are real young you don't know they don't have like the
04:52concept of what can happen stella has all that she knows exactly what would happen i bleed to death
04:57like you tell her you stab daddy he'll bleed to death oh yeah she knows all that yeah she knows all
05:03wants to go to target oh so bad she just wants to go so bad you know wow dude yeah this is seven
05:12what's 14 gonna be like oh what is 14 year old stella gonna be like when she wants to go out with
05:20i don't know i won't know either because i'll be gone
05:22she'll have taken you down by then i'm probably dead by the time she's 10
05:31i'll do that scary yeah uh it's kind of terrifying but yeah that'd be the last knife fight i don't know
05:42if it doesn't qualify because i myself didn't grab a knife and the one side yeah you know and it was
05:48more like a knife talk down put it down that's the closest thing to it in this room oh yeah
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