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Chuck's Samoan Family
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
The show talks about a video making the rounds of a fight that broke out in a fast food restaurant the other day. When Chuck sees the size of the lady, he wishes he would have procreated with her for the giant kids they could have made together.
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things went bad at a mcdonald's a fight between the big i believe she's a manager
00:12
okay and a customer and the strength was filmed the muscle a lot of muscle it was a shocking
00:19
moment that a mcdonald's worker was filmed brutally beating a customer after she tried
00:23
to fill up a water cup with free soda a little excessive yeah second piece of footage shows
00:30
the fight actually breaking out the customer then hurls a milkshake at the mcdonald's manager
00:34
and the mcdonald's manager a big big lady storms towards her and beats the hell out of her oh well
00:39
yeah you throw a milkshake at a big girl they're they're upset about a couple things being their
00:46
clothes ruined and a wasted milkshake i feel like no matter where the milkshake would go they could be
00:52
like the video of this shocking moment is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com so you can go check it
01:05
out there for yourself here's how it played out oh your dad oh this is a huge woman oh i saw this
01:13
raw video and her boob pops right out oh yeah yeah the boob showed me that yesterday pops right out of
01:19
her tank top and here we go oh you don't fight someone who looks like andre the giant no she
01:25
looks samoan oh her boob is out her boob is out for a while her titties out she's like a female
01:35
samoa joe she is totally she's bigger than samoa joe might be and then this worker starts fighting
01:41
her well she's just trying to she's another big she won't let her go she's oh my god bring in the
01:47
muscle just oh my god she just
01:51
why would you mess with her oh she's got a chair oh my god guys that's oh my god she's got a chair
02:06
what are you what are you gonna do against her
02:15
try me she just threw you around like a rag doll she just tried you when he she slammed her into
02:22
the table oh my god she won't back down this one no no keeps going she just keeps going at it that
02:27
that lady is bigger than the man who like tried to stop her yeah there's a guy like well how tall do
02:34
you think that chick is oh my god i think she's taller than me and i'm six five unless that other
02:39
girl's super tiny she looks massive compared to that other girl she is like some sort of
02:44
samoan warrior yeah i mean she took a mcdonald's tray straight to the face
02:49
i don't know if i've encountered a bigger lady like face to face no like she is like she is like
03:01
nia jacks who's in the wwe she's just physically
03:06
gifted in fact i now i wish that that's who i had children with that lady yes children with
03:17
samoa joe i've changed my whole outlook on stuff he wants to raise a little professional mma fighter
03:22
if i was gonna go my whole life and never bang again i should have had sex with her just for the
03:28
genetic makeup that she brings just because oh my god my kids
03:31
oh my god my kids
03:35
family picture would be great oh my god
03:38
my hands would be pointing up at my giant kids with my giant wife
03:47
that would be amazing that would be incredible oh i'd love to see the picture of chuck and his
03:53
family oh what a baseball team towering above them what a baseball team i'd have
03:58
they'd be like holding you up they'd be lifting you up oh my god they're giving me like a kiss on your cheeks
04:03
they're they got me and like i look like a baby in their arms
04:07
i want to see the christmas card over here oh my god
04:12
that's my woman and my boys
04:15
double thumbs up every time
04:18
i did it
04:21
telling you man
04:23
i want it just for the photo ops
04:25
someone said she's like a real life juggernaut
04:27
nothing stops her movement
04:28
like honestly she took a she took a tray
04:31
like a wwe
04:33
wrestler she took a tray
04:35
right to the face
04:37
it didn't slow her
04:39
no
04:39
no it did not i'm fueled by the flavors
04:43
that remain on the tray
04:44
people are saying that chuck in his family picture
04:47
they'd be holding him up like simba
04:49
racing him up
04:55
yeah
04:56
his giant samoan family and then chuck
04:58
oh my god
05:00
i like all the shoes like lined up at the mat
05:03
it's like they're giant shoes
05:05
yeah and then it's just my little size nine
05:07
i'm telling you
05:11
samoan
05:13
samoan roe
05:14
samoan roe would be
05:16
samoan roan
05:19
that's awesome
05:20
i wish
05:20
i wish
05:24
i wish man
05:27
oh my god i made a bad choice
05:29
i think you're delusional but okay
05:30
i like the image
05:31
imagine having sex with that lady
05:35
dude it's not
05:37
it takes me a couple minutes
05:38
he couldn't do it
05:39
there's no way he could do it
05:40
i'll tell you what i
05:41
i could all get in there
05:43
can i tell you what i'd do
05:45
i'd run in there when it was about to happen
05:48
you know what i mean
05:51
run in there
05:53
when it was about to happen
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and just jump on
05:59
in an alternate universe chuck has a giant samoan family
06:04
and he's just a little hairy guy in the family pictures
06:07
that's how it would go
06:09
oh i can't breathe
06:10
i can't breathe
06:11
you know that's how you'd have to do it though
06:13
i mean it's not
06:14
it's not
06:14
i'm not gonna
06:15
listen i'm not gonna get her
06:16
you know i'm not gonna
06:18
i'm not gonna tease her
06:20
or anything
06:21
can you imagine
06:23
i'll be honest
06:24
so if she
06:25
if i was in bed with her
06:27
she'd get anything she wanted
06:29
well of course
06:31
i wouldn't have a choice
06:31
she's got the power
06:32
yeah i wouldn't have a choice
06:34
i'll just hold you down there
06:35
until you do my bidding
06:36
oh my god
06:38
yeah you know
06:39
like i'm not looking to please her
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