200-Year-Old Chuck

Beasley Digital

The show talks about a world where humans can live to be 200 years old and imagine what it would be like to interact with Chuck if he lived that long.

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00:00um could you live to be 200 would you wanna a new study says there's no limit to how old

00:13people can get now the oldest person ever lived to be 122 so you would think okay well that's

00:18the absolute limit for aging or someone out of the billions of people in history would have

00:22passed it by now but according to a new study that might not be true there might not be any

00:27limit to how old people can get imagine how bad it hurts to be 200 well that's the that's the thing

00:32that sucks right like because honestly once you get to a certain age it's not even worth being alive

00:38anymore unless modern medicine advancements change that for us they can get you a darth vader suit or

00:45something yeah i mean put me right into a computer that's what i want i can't wait till there's like

00:51a time where you interview the 200 year old on the news huh he's 200 today and we're celebrating

00:57his birthday shut up oh happy birthday oh go to hell happy birthday 200 years old he is quite confused

01:05we're gonna we're gonna put him back and go to your room i'm not confused i'm 200 i hate everything

01:12hey sir uh dave i hate the sunshine i hate a breeze just question for you how does it feel to be 200

01:18it hurts and you're dumb stop talking that's not very nice sir oh wonderful birthday go shoving up

01:26your ass any tips on how to live to be 200 yeah don't kill yourself i would if my legs worked

01:35do you still drink like anything you do every day i try to kill myself

01:40doesn't work out hasn't worked out i've hung myself five times they always find me modern

01:46medicine god damn it financially how are you doing i've had nothing for a hundred years

01:51nothing not a goddamn thing no one i know was alive what's your favorite foods now i can't even eat

02:03my jaw stopped working 75 years ago i have no teeth i guess if i had to choose it'd be pudding

02:14and even that sucks now they've taken all the sugar out of it

02:20do you know how good pudding was 200 years ago compared to now

02:26it's crazy do you still keep in touch with your great great great great great great grandkids

02:30no i don't know who they are

02:31i lost a track of all that stuff years ago

02:38what's the biggest change you've noticed when

02:40how dumb everyone is yeah you really watched it everywhere so dumb

02:46i just wish the world would end and how about your sex life

02:52what your sex life oh it's great i'm 200

02:57oh just leave just go walk in the street you're probably so dumb you would

03:06celebrating a very happy birthday with that man celebrating 200 years of life

03:11think about an old man and how miserable they are at 85

03:15and then how mad they are at 95 and put them to 200

03:20it's crazy they would be

03:22on you wouldn't be able to be around them

03:26yeah you at 200 i can't imagine

03:28chuck at 200 look at him now

03:30you're miserable now

03:31look at him now chuck at 200

03:33200 year old chuck

03:34and you should not be miserable right now

03:37no you shouldn't

03:38this is not the time in life you should be miserable

03:39people are always putting birthday hats on you every year

03:41get off me

03:42don't even come close to me

03:46i'd be furious man

03:49i'm already pretty pissed off

03:51hey chuck it's me it's david

03:52lisa and andy from the show

03:54oh these people again

03:57how are you dude

03:58oh you know well we stopped working together a long time ago

04:01you think you'd leave me alone

04:02you know our yearly check-in we always get together

04:07no need

04:07things have been okay for you though

04:11i'm leaving

04:12same old same old guys

04:15too bad

04:16holy christ

04:17just keep picturing him with those old man eyebrows

04:21he

04:21oh yeah

04:22he'd have the real crazy one

04:25yes

04:25so crazy

04:26oh god

04:27anyway they would be massive

04:28my ticklers would be massive

04:30they'd be huge

04:31they'd be like big fans

04:32oh i'd have like huge hairy ears

04:35you'd look like my back

04:37you'd look like lemony smicket

04:39that's what you'd look like

04:40chuck the freak

04:41oh

04:42and how dumb you would think everyone is

04:43because you think that now

04:44and they would be

04:45yeah

04:45they would

04:46they would be

04:46i mean i can't even extrapolate

04:48200 years from now

04:50oh

04:50how absolutely stupid everyone will be

04:53that would be the worst part of it

04:55probably

04:55you know

04:55can you imagine

04:56the mrs president

04:57200 year old balls

04:59mine

05:00mine would be

05:02i'd have them around my

05:03like i'd wear them like a backpack

05:04i'd actually put them through my legs

05:08up around

05:09over your shoulders

05:11over my shoulders

05:12hey i like your shoulder balls chuck

05:15well that's what happens

05:16he has to wear a bra

05:18instead of holding breasts

05:19they're holding his balls

05:20yeah

05:20what do you got a little backpack on there bud

05:23that's my nuts

05:24oh my god in heaven

05:27yep

05:28touch him

05:28no

05:29real stretchy

05:32seems like it

05:34that's crazy

05:34like the skin of a bat

05:35you wrap them around your torso

05:36like an x

05:37and throw them over the back

05:38yep

05:39yep

05:39crazy

05:40wrap

05:42wrap

05:43wrap

05:43tuck

05:44and then i got them

05:45they're secure

05:46200 year old chuck

05:48shut up

05:49nobody said anything sir

05:51nope

05:52oh just in case

05:53you'd be so bad

05:55you'd be the grumpiest man alive

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