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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about whether they'd want to have a bat or pervert on a plane with them after a couple stories involving both were in the news.

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00:00the metro detroit woman who said a delta airlines looked the other way and did not do enough to
00:10protect her from a masturbating passenger has just filed a lawsuit against delta here's what
00:15happened if you missed it we talked about it on the show before when it first happened but
00:18shortly after takeoff a flight attendant observed the passenger a 41 year old christopher finkley
00:23seated in first class with his penis out masturbating i'm in first class though i can
00:29do whatever i want no that's not true the flight attendant notified the captain who in turn
00:34called metro detroit airport police but over the course of the rest of the flight the airlines
00:39employees allowed the sexually deviant passenger to roam the plane without supervision he used the
00:45bathroom at the back of the plane near the end of the flight and then he just took a seat in an empty
00:51row next to one woman this woman who's filed the lawsuit he began to rub the bare skin of her upper
00:58thigh you don't mind if i do this told her he liked white women i like white women asked where's
01:05your man where's your man i don't see him around she said she asked him to stop he eventually slipped
01:13his hand under her shorts we both know oh my god she was seated in the window seat she had no
01:19opportunity to flee as the pilot prepared to land the plane he returned to his seat in first class
01:24and was again touching his junk in his seat he told the fbi agents it's typical for him to sit with
01:33his hands in his pants and massage his penis he just says that's his happy place that's where
01:38i feel the most calm that's how i fly yeah he said it wasn't his intent for anyone to see his dong
01:46but admit it it could have been possible someone may have it's a chance albeit slim they saw my penis
01:54all right uh speaking of bad times in the skies when you're booking a flight with spirit airlines you
02:00know you're rolling the dice right you never know you're not going anywhere you're trading you're not
02:06going anywhere you're not going anywhere you might get there but you're not going home
02:19so you trade comfort right and a great experience for a much cheaper flight and lots of unpleasantness
02:28this is a different level though on a spirit airlines flight over the weekend from charlotte
02:32north carolina to newark a live bat somehow got loose well that sucks on the flight and um then
02:41was just flying around the cabin a pervert or a bat what would you prefer on your flight oh a pervert
02:48yeah right i think i'd prefer really yeah no way no way think about a pervert a human being that
02:56like if you like you either gotta kick a human's ass like a bear or try and just you just take like a
03:01coffee pot or something and you're like yeah yeah everybody's so easy everybody's safe like a
03:08blanket you throw a blanket on you can't throw a blanket on a pervert and hope it goes away
03:12but it's scary but it's scary not really it's dark calm down little lady i got this hold on wait for him to fly
03:21here you go
03:22it's dead he got it he got it you get that bat and then like you can't do the same thing
03:32i guess you could do the same thing to the same thing to the perfect
03:35here comes the perfect
03:36see you again same thing a little justice here comes the perfect
03:48you can't be a pervert blankets on me he can't be a pervert blankets on him covered in my blankets
04:08i'd much rather have a bat we're going bad we're gonna okay so that has to be our peep show today
04:14just so you guys can see chuck's perv walk chuck's perv walk what would you describe it as
04:20chuck's perv walk it was like wiener first tongue he had a little bit of tongue actually
04:24god chuck stop it you're freaking us out
04:29i'm gonna show him some sexy shorts i got on today oh my god he's definitely going penis forward
04:34he is okay chuck what are you doing oh my god he's got the he's got
04:42those are super comfy shorts he's got a super comfy
04:47they are those things they really turn into a bikini bottom quick
04:52okay it just looks like a diaper oh my god there's so much hair and ass he's showing his ass now
05:02what's happening oh my god see one hot pot pot of coffee and you're like hey
05:08got him third degree burn
05:11now james is throwing loose dollar bills at him
05:19oh don't put it down your pants oh you can't have that dollar back
05:22oh god
05:23oh yeah your burn walk is great it's kind of like a turkey walk a little bit
05:31a little bit let a little turkey in it
05:34a sexy turkey walk yeah but then the tongue and then the ass
05:38hey five bucks
05:40wow that's pretty good five bucks a hard way
05:43but at least if you were a perv like that you would know he was a perv
05:47you know if you walk like that oh here comes the pervert
05:50well look at him don't you think that's what this guy did he was like
05:53no no i don't think he was chuck
05:56i think he was literally just walking was like well there's the lady i'm going to tell you
06:00just don't stop perv walking around us
06:02yeah he's coming at you
06:03oh he
06:04hey lisa look out he's sitting beside you
06:06hey there little it is
06:07i like white chicks
06:10i like white girls
06:12do you guys like some peanuts and cookies
06:16it's your dave's face
06:17no no no get it get off of me
06:19okay all right pervert
06:22where's the bat when you need it
06:25okay don't touch both of us
06:26oh geez he got both of you
06:28he gets really into his role playing
06:29dude that guy
06:29chuck as a perv was perving up the most perv you can perv
06:33he reached a maximum pervert
06:35exactly he was grabbing all genitals and legs
06:37yeah he was well that's a real perv
06:39that's why he always wants a center seat
06:41touches anything
06:42oh man