Scottish Dave & Chuck

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After a slip of the tongue during the news intro, Dave & Chuck the Freak give you a glimpse into what the show would be like if it was in Scotland.

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00:00all right

00:09all right

00:12it's Dave Hunter with the noose

00:15I thought it was a half a sneeze or something

00:18all right

00:19he sounded Scottish for a bit

00:21noose

00:23Scottish noose

00:25Scottish noose would be great

00:26I have bagpipes inside of that

00:29to kick it off

00:30what are you using every day that shrinks your dick

00:33ladies you want a nice set of tights

00:38tune in

00:40oh the Scottish Dave and Chuck would be pretty funny

00:44call them now

00:48if you're in a cuckold

00:49we've talked about it before

00:53we probably talked about it

00:5410 years ago

00:55but the fact that you know there are a lot of

00:58different radio shows

01:00that they

01:01they'll listen to what we do

01:02I know it sounds stupid but

01:04they do

01:05they'll like listen to what we do

01:06because we kind of do some crazier stuff

01:09and there was a foreign show

01:11that was doing

01:13almost our entire

01:16deal

01:17you're right

01:18where were they

01:18where was that

01:19they were doing our deal

01:20yeah they were like the next day

01:22so they

01:22the next day

01:23they'd listen to our whole show

01:24but it was like a

01:25it was some

01:27it was like European

01:28or something like that

01:30why can't I remember

01:31I can't

01:31it's so long ago

01:33it was some foreign land

01:34but we joked about

01:35when we died

01:36we couldn't believe

01:36they were saying like the same lines and stuff

01:38exactly

01:39I don't remember anything

01:40we joked about the fact that

01:42that's hilarious

01:42what an idea

01:43so like the Scottish Dave and Chuck

01:45that'd be hilarious

01:46could really happen

01:47I don't

01:48it was

01:49it was somewhere over there

01:51no there isn't as much radio in the UK

01:54you're either on like BBC One or Three

01:56alright well time for the news here on Dave and Chuck

01:59time for the news

02:02alright time for the news

02:05not a little celebrity dirt about

02:07Judge Clooney

02:10a real dick

02:12I don't like his faces

02:15I'll tell you that

02:15I don't see that big deal

02:17about Brad Pitt's face

02:19he's old

02:21everybody in Hollywood's a slut

02:24I would do me some Lindsay Lund

02:29if I could

02:32she's got nice hair

02:33her hair's beautiful and red

02:35she's got a bit of a cocaine problem

02:38who doesn't

02:39I like it myself

02:40I love it

02:42I love this

02:47me too

02:48this is great

02:48Scottish Dave and Chuck rocks

02:50alright anyway

02:52let's get back to American Dave and Chuck

02:54and first up this morning

02:56American Dave and Chuck

02:57couple of folks

02:59not as good

03:00no

03:00you're right

03:03we prefer the other version

03:05yeah

03:06we prefer the other version

03:07yeah

03:07I like it

03:09this is a fucking

03:15I don't care

03:15but I can't

03:16I love it

03:17I love it

03:18I love it

03:19I love it

03:19so

03:20I love it

03:21I love it

03:22I love it

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