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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a local professional athlete who got into some trouble and Chuck realizes he should have been there to help distract the police.

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00:00...
00:02...
00:04...
00:06...
00:08Chuck's favorite piston
00:09is in the news this morning, but not
00:12in a good way. You know his name.
00:13Contavious Caldwell, pal? Yeah, dude.
00:16He was arrested
00:17and charged with drunk driving.
00:20Oh, no. I just got his
00:22shirt. I know. You just got his shirt
00:23yesterday. So, Mara McDonald
00:25from Channel 4 has the update here on
00:27...
00:28Contavious Caldwell, pal? Oh, no!
00:32Back here live, police
00:34also tell us that Caldwell Pope did not
00:36pull any of that, don't you know
00:38who I am stuff that we usually
00:40see when a celebrity or a
00:41professional athlete gets pulled over. As a matter of
00:44fact, they say he never said anything
00:46about playing for the Pistons.
00:48At least he was cool about it and did
00:50not pull the, I'm Contavious Caldwell, pal,
00:52bitch. Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:54Just kind of let it happen. He needed
00:56something. He needed a buddy to be
00:58like, Contavious Caldwell, pal,
01:02bitch number five!
01:04You should have been there. You ride in the back seat
01:06with him and you can yell that out all the time.
01:08It just need to be his car buddy.
01:10That could be your new job.
01:11I just thought of something.
01:12What did you think of?
01:13Well, I have to have the music.
01:16I have to have like the
01:17ba-da-ba-boo, ba-da-ba-ba-boo.
01:21Though I need like the
01:21final countdown blaring
01:23and then they'll be like, what is going on?
01:25I'm like, number five!
01:28Catanian!
01:29Caldwell!
01:31Pout!
01:32Woo!
01:35All right, you asked for it.
01:38Everybody, are you ready?
01:40Step out of the vehicle, please.
01:42Hey, what's up, copper, baby?
01:45And it's time!
01:48Here he is!
01:51Number five!
01:55Trigger!
01:57Trigger!
01:57Trigger!
01:59Caldwell!
02:02Pulpits!
02:03Woo!
02:05Sir, could you please keep it down
02:07where we're pulling this gentleman over?
02:08Come on, Trigger!
02:12I don't care if it's any of us, Caldwell!
02:17I'm going to need you, one, to turn the music down,
02:19and two, to stop screaming.
02:22And God, look at that!
02:25I don't know where he plays
02:26when he was in college!
02:28Come, Trigger!
02:31Caldwell!
02:32Pulp, bitch!
02:33Please, we are going to put you under arrest, sir,
02:36for disturbing the peace.
02:37I don't care if it's any of us, Caldwell!
02:47Come on!
02:51Maybe he would have got off of his charge.
02:54That would have been the best pull-over video I've ever seen.
02:58Yeah.
02:58If he did have that guy shouting all that stuff.
03:02He needed a buddy.
03:03He needed it, yeah.
03:04We famous rappers have hype men.
03:06You could be an NBA player, hype man.
03:08That's what I am.
03:09Yeah.
03:09You help distract them when the cops are around?
03:11You walk into a bar?
03:13Yeah.
03:15Ladies and gentlemen!
03:17On the table!
03:21All of you, Ray!
03:24Number five!
03:26At six foot five!
03:28He's from Georgia, by the way, Blake.
03:41From Georgia!
03:44From the past!
03:48Through the girl!
03:49Contrary!
03:51Caldwell!
03:52Caldwell!
03:55Caldwell!
03:56Trevor Gretchen!
04:01Police officer!
04:03I guess that was a joke we'd get arrested and they'd let Poe go.
04:10Well, I could have bought him at least 15 minutes of me getting arrested.
04:14Yeah.
04:14That should have been my job.
04:16Absolutely.
04:17I'm there just to delay things.
04:19Yeah.
04:19You know, like I just run around in circles until they tase me in.
04:23Take me down and Contavious is just like sweet.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Because then he goes like...
04:30Oh!
04:310.07!
04:32I'm out, bitch!
04:35Oh.
04:36You should be a hype man.
04:38Who wouldn't love that introduction every time they walked into a room?
04:40It's pretty badass.
04:41It's amazing.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Everybody at the strip club's like, what?
04:44Like you go into this.
04:45That is wild.
04:46That would be wild.
04:47Sizzle.
04:48Sizzle it out, bitches!
04:49Here we go!
04:52From Georgia!
04:54At 6'5!
04:59He's your favorite from downtown!
05:04Contavious!
05:06Conwell Pops!
05:08Sizzle, bitches!
05:09Fucking...
05:10Yeah.
05:12I like how he calls everybody bitches.
05:13Bitches, yeah.
05:14Sizzle, bitches!
05:15Yeah.
05:15Titty, bitches!
05:16He wants a combo!
05:18Number three!
05:19I'll grab the table in the corner!
05:23Baby!
05:25Baby!
05:29Yeah, I mean...
05:30I like it, Chuck.
05:31Think about it, Pistons.
05:32I do like it.
05:33Chuck looks for...
05:34You know, he's done pretty early every day.
05:37Yeah, it's true.
05:37Leave here.
05:38Second job.
05:38Yeah.
05:39The second job NBA hype man.
05:41I hope Mason isn't shaking in his boots right now.
05:46No, he should be.
05:46He absolutely should be.
05:47Because he probably should.
05:50After that, I'd hate to have a hype-off with him.
05:56Watch yourself.
05:57He's good!
05:58No, he's good.
05:58I'd pay pay-per-view to watch you have a hype-off with that guy.
06:01I think he'd kill me.
06:03I don't know.
06:04I think...
06:04He's pretty sweet.
06:05Well, have you heard everything you just did for the last couple minutes?
06:08Oh, so it wasn't bad, huh?
06:09No, it was pretty good.
06:10I'm legitimately impressed.
06:13All right, Yerden.