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Chuck's Lonely Sex Break
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a politician in Sweden who wants to implement mandatory paid sex breaks at work and Chuck realizes he won't be having as much fun as everyone else.
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If you're in a relationship and you still get it on every day, well, first of all, good for you.
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But you also might want to look into moving to northern Sweden.
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A politician there named Erik Muskos filed a motion to give workers one hour sex breaks a day
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so they could go home to have sex.
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Afternoon delight.
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If you, Andy, could leave the show for an hour.
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Bye.
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Andy would be gone.
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And have sex.
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And then return to the show.
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Yeah.
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Do you think it would make Andy a better person?
00:46
Oh, yeah.
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I'm way better on the show after I've had some sex.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't think you'd return to the show after that, though.
00:52
That would be the problem.
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I'd fall right to sleep.
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I'd be like, oh, it's one!
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Damn it!
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Damn these sex breaks!
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Oh, damn the show!
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It is done!
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I missed it again!
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Oh, man, I'd hate life.
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Boy, I'd hate life if there were sex breaks.
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Why?
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See you guys.
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Take it easy.
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Oh, we'd all be going to have sex and you'd just be...
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Might as well just stay here.
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Chuck, you're going to man the wheel for a minute?
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Just by himself for the most depressing hour of radio.
01:22
I got it, I got it, guys.
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Hey, everybody.
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It's the Dave and Chuck the Freak sex break.
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Just me.
01:31
Uh, and whoever's listening and not having sex right now.
01:36
You just get all the lonely guys calling in?
01:38
Yeah.
01:40
There's another cut from Pink Floyd.
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Comfortably numb.
01:47
Yeah.
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You could play video games for an hour, though.
01:49
Yeah, I mean, I would just, like, say that I was...
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Totally having sex here, guys.
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Can't tell.
02:02
Sex break time.
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Dave and Chuck the Freak.
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Guys will be back in 58 minutes.
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And we know Andy might not be back.
02:12
No.
02:14
You'd hate me.
02:16
You'd hate me.
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Oh, yeah, and I'd hate everybody.
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I would.
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Yeah.
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Because you'd all come in so happy.
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You'd hate everybody.
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It would be brutal coming back, right?
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And you're just like...
02:23
Hey, Chuck.
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Yeah, because me, you guys, and I'd be like,
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Ah-ha, can it.
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Can it.
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Can it.
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You fakers.
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We'd all be super happy.
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But you'd try so hard to just be normal.
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Yeah, just be normal.
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And then I, uh...
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But I'd catch you, I'd catch you, like, yeah.
02:44
I'd catch a high-five in the hallway or something.
02:46
Hey, what's that for?
02:47
Nothing, Chuck.
02:49
Oh, yeah, right.
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Nothing, it's a...
02:51
No, we just...
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I know why you're high-fiving sexual creatures.
02:54
Oh.
02:55
No, we just, we were just...
02:56
Yeah!
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We were just saying hi.
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No, that's fine.
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I'm glad you guys are having sex.
03:01
Oh, uh, Chuck, you do have a caller here
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during your sex break hour.
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Oh, really?
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CJ.
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Hi, Chuck.
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How you doing, buddy?
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Hey, uh, CJ.
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Not, uh...
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Not doing too good.
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You know, we got another 57 minutes here
03:14
on the, uh, Chuck.
03:15
Yeah, I know.
03:17
I started my break a few minutes ago
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and I'm just, you know, feeling kind of bad
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and I figured we can help each other out, bud.
03:24
Hey, man.
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Well, I really appreciate your call
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and, uh, remember if there's any other guys
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or ladies, probably not ladies,
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but if there's any other guys out there like us,
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like CJ and me,
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give us a call.
03:38
Chuck the Freaks.
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Sex break time.
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Lonely Guys Anonymous.
03:43
Yeah, yeah.
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Please text.
03:46
Oh, yeah.
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Text us.
03:48
Yeah, ladies.
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If there's any ladies looking to have sex
03:51
during this sex time,
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sex break,
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CJ's looking for some sex.
03:57
Sex break 101.
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Yeah, thank you, CJ.
04:02
Thanks for your call
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and thank you for your support.
04:05
We all need help.
04:06
Yeah, we do.
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You sure do.
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I'll be your sponsor.
04:10
Thank you, CJ.
04:11
That's my sponsor, CJ.
04:12
That, like,
04:13
was pulling on my heartstrings.
04:14
Yeah, it was.
04:15
It would be really sad to listen to that
04:17
on your way to having sex.
04:18
Could you imagine?
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Could there be guys like him
04:19
that want to, like,
04:20
probably let it out,
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some of the pain and anguish,
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and then there'd be other guys
04:22
that aren't having sex
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and they're like,
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can I just hear a Pink Floyd Dogs Award?
04:25
Do you understand, like,
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I'd have the biggest ratings ever
04:29
because there's lots of guys
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not having sex.
04:31
Oh, tons.
04:33
So during sex break time,
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I have the biggest show
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in the whole country.
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That one hour.
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For one hour.
04:38
Yeah.
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Be like,
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welcome everyone.
04:43
Just a show.
04:45
You'd have to have it.
04:46
No, like, I'm not kidding.
04:47
You'd have to have the show
04:49
for the guys not having sex.
04:52
Yeah.
04:52
Because no one understands,
04:54
like the guys not having sex.
04:56
It's like an on-air therapy session.
04:57
That's what it would be.
04:58
Yeah.
04:59
You're just all trying to help each other
05:00
get through that hour.
05:01
It'd be just guys calling and crying.
05:03
It's music.
05:04
Go to caller one,
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and he's like,
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let it out, let it out.
05:08
Oh, God.
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Let it out.
05:11
Oh.
05:12
I know it hurts.
05:13
Oh, God.
05:14
Thank God for this hour.
05:16
Thanks for calling in.
05:17
You're really helping people out there.
05:19
You're the one helping people, man.
05:21
You're doing the God's work.
05:22
I've never even seen a real-life human vagina.
05:27
Oh, boy.
05:28
God.
05:29
I don't want to say I'm a hero,
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but I'm close.
05:32
You are a hero.
05:34
No, you're the hero.
05:35
Stay strong.
05:36
Let's try.
05:37
Go to Pornhub.
05:38
Oh, so going to Pornhub.
05:40
All right.
05:42
Catch you later.
05:43
Catch you tomorrow.
05:45
Same time.
05:45
Stay strong.
05:46
Oh, I'm as strong as it gets.
05:48
Jason the Jew says he only needs a couple minutes,
05:51
so he'd be back to answer the phones for you.
05:56
Chuck the Freak sex break hour.
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Wow.
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Coming soon.
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