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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a nurse who was busted for taking pictures of an unconscious patient which leads to Chuck and Andy creating a new genre of rock.

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00:00a nurse in new york has been convicted of taking a photo of an unconscious patient's
00:17penis with her iphone and has just surrendered her license if chuck the freak was out cold
00:24and they put two and two together that's chuck the freak that maybe one or two percent of people
00:34might decide to put my dick everywhere oh that would suck oh it would suck i don't know if it
00:39was shame or fame like if she was trying to say oh my god look how tiny it is or it could have been
00:45almost guarantee it was tiny and she was making fun and she's one of those mean girls making fun
00:52of a guy with a minuscule dick my worst nightmare what a bitch uh ashley the p area good morning
01:01good morning penis you had a comment on this i went to my very very very first concert the lead singer
01:09came up right behind me and i turned around and i freaked out and he asked me to come to the tour
01:14bus with him and i did one thing leads to another and we start stuff and he was like literally like
01:25there was nothing there like literally nothing there you mean in the dick department yeah i was
01:31like he was like well what are you waiting for get to work and i was like uh get to work on what
01:36i was like i don't know what to do i can't find anything oh yeah it was kind of sad you need rock
01:44rock stars man what a curse huh there'll be a band guy with no dick yeah exactly like if i was
01:50couldn't find it if i was a rock guy they'd be like oh that's no dick chuck
01:55we're going to the no dick chuck show tonight everybody it's no dick chuck please welcome
02:04no dick chuck it's dark as rock there is rock is dark man
02:09no dick chuck it's dark man i want to die i want to be myself i want to die
02:23kill me now kill me again and again
02:30we got no dick
02:32back up vocals hang high to green has no dick in us
02:42we got no dick
02:43we both want to die
02:48no dick
02:50meet you in the tour bus later
02:54try to find our dicks
02:58not going to see
03:00don't tell david chile
03:04they'll broadcast the whole thing
03:08got no dick to watch out of that
03:11you could say that again
03:14no dirt
03:16we ain't got dirt
03:19there's no dick here
03:22live in a nightmare
03:25cry myself to sleep
03:29every time
03:31andy as backup
03:34is the best thing ever
03:37i love this screamy tiny dick guy
03:40i feel like james is kind of like
03:42it's not really all that bad
03:43dude i want to buy this cd right now
03:45oh great all day long i'll be screaming
03:52i mean no one of the singles available on itunes
03:59oh man
04:01to work on the lyrics a bit but
04:03pretty much you've got it
04:06that was perfect
04:07yeah i've got all the i've had that song in my head a long time
04:10me too
04:12now here's the latest from no dick
04:15oh yeah we've become huge
04:18we've become huge with these two tiny dicks
04:21that's it
04:23got no groupies
04:25there'll be no ladies at the show
04:27oh no
04:28just sad fat dudes
04:30just me and the thong
04:31hey guys great show
04:34can i come on the bus again
04:36yeah come on aboard james
04:38oh my god
04:39let's get drunk
04:42like a new
04:45new category of rock
04:46right
04:47like dark death rock
04:49microcore
04:50microcore
04:52a whole new genre
04:56it's small god damn it
04:59we're really sad
05:01oh god
05:05i can't wait to record
05:11big big hit on our hands here
05:13oh man
05:15no dick chuck
05:16still really sad
05:18you're right with sarah
05:22no dicks
05:25really slow
05:28she couldn't find it
05:31she said she couldn't find it
05:33god damn it
05:34she told the world
05:38that's not my wife
05:41slept with other band guys too
05:45she's kind of a whore
05:48herpes promptly
05:52must be how i got that
05:56no dick
06:01i've got a herpes bigger than my dick
06:05i'm gonna put your poster on my wall
06:08yeah microcore
06:11we're james's favorite microcore band
06:14no dick chuck
06:15oh well
06:16so we'll be back
06:18we'll be back
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