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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about another creepy funeral director in the news who was up to no good and make an unexpected discovery about him.

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00:00A Flint funeral home that offers cut-rate cremations.
00:13I will do it at a discount.
00:18It's facing disciplinary action after a state inspector found decomposing bodies apparently
00:27stored over the summer in the funeral home's garage.
00:33Just let me get your friends out of my garage.
00:40There they sit.
00:43Let me play with my friends again in my garage.
00:49We play, dancing and dancing and drinking our tea.
00:59It's a big tea party.
01:02Everyone's invited who's died.
01:06Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette's office has lodged four complaints against Mr. Swanson's funeral home.
01:13Hi, Mr. Swanson.
01:15Oh, hey, Mr. Swanson.
01:16Hi.
01:17Here to clean out your garage.
01:19Oh, boy.
01:20Um, hmm.
01:22Wow.
01:23The owner, O'Neill Swanson.
01:26Hi.
01:27Hello.
01:28I am O'Neill Swanson.
01:31Oh, hey, O'Neill.
01:32He says he's done nothing wrong or illegal.
01:34There's nothing really going on here.
01:37Just offering affordable services.
01:42You know, when you do something on the cheap, there's always something.
01:47It's a bit of a backup.
01:48Do you want to see a picture of him?
01:50I think I do, Lisa.
01:52Let us see.
01:53Let's go take a look at O'Neill Swanson.
01:56I'll change things a bit for you.
01:59Oh.
02:01He's a black man.
02:02Oh, damn.
02:03It's time for a discount.
02:13Welcome to O'Neill Swanson.
02:18Oh, damn.
02:24Discount.
02:24Funeral supply.
02:26You're saying you can cut me a deal?
02:37That's right.
02:40I don't know why I picked it.
02:42I just said it.
02:43I love thinking funky.
02:45Funky music.
02:46First thing I want.
02:47Welcome to my funeral home.
02:50Just a funky party in my garage.
03:03It's really hard to do creepy older black man.
03:07It is.
03:08Yeah, you think creepy funeral director.
03:10You think old white guy.
03:12Yeah.
03:12Of course.
03:13It's this guy.
03:13But instead, it's this guy.
03:17You kind of had it there for a second.
03:19That's tough to stick with it.
03:21Oh, damn.
03:23Oh, oh, oh.
03:26Oh, oh, oh.
03:29Garage time.
03:31Here we go.
03:33Thumbies thinking up on her, O'Neill.
03:34Baby, if on you want some.
03:39Oh, look at the hearse.
03:42Oh, Lisa's finding all sorts of pictures that are just.
03:45That are just, I mean.
03:49Oh, wow.
03:49That's a funk down hearse.
03:51It is.
03:52Get the funk out.
03:57Look at this now.
04:01Damn.
04:03O'Neill Swanson.
04:05You're a home for cheap.
04:09Welcome to O'Neill Swanson.
04:12One for five, two for 20.
04:15Your grandma's in my garage, baby, baby.
04:21It's hard to be creepy when a real funky jam is.
04:26It doesn't go.
04:28Yeah, you're right.
04:28It doesn't.
04:29I can't get into character because it's too.
04:32The funk is too strong.
04:34Yeah, the funk is too strong.
04:35It's not going too funky.
04:36Yeah, this is so perfect for creepy white old funeral director.
04:42Yeah, but I feel like it might be just as creepy.
04:49For O'Neill Swanson.
04:52It isn't.
04:53It's not.
04:53It's not.
04:54It's not.
04:54Because it's hard.
04:56Because the creepiness is in this.
04:58White.
04:58Let's just face it.
04:59White guys.
05:00Older white guys are creepier.
05:02Yeah, they're creepier.
05:03It's true.
05:05I know there's some old black guys that have been up to no good.
05:08Yeah.
05:08But older white guys are creepier.
05:10Yeah.
05:12It changed things a lot.
05:13It totally did.
05:14It changed everything.
05:15It's hard to be totally creepy.
05:20And cool at the same time.
05:22Because it's an element of cool.
05:24Yeah.
05:25But mostly creepier.
05:29Gotta let the creep pop up from time to time.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Well, yeah, at least.
05:38You really threw a wrench into that one.
05:39God.