Necromayor Rocks Out

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a local mayor who was unavailable to speak with the news because he was at a concert and that leads to Chuck pretending to be him enjoying the concert.

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00:00The citizens of Warren got their state of the city address last night from their necromayor.

00:12No way.

00:13No way.

00:14But of course, did he do it live?

00:18No, it was taped.

00:19Yeah, of course.

00:20He released a video recording so no one could ask him any questions.

00:24Who does that?

00:25Never have I heard of that.

00:27Mayor Jim Fouts released a video recording of this year's address yesterday.

00:32A city council member said Fouts wanted to concentrate on the city's success and avoid any disruptions from possible picketers and media.

00:40Every time anybody has footage of him, he just throws a little smoke bomb and is like...

00:45I am surprised he doesn't have smoke bombs, honestly.

00:50Because he uses trap doors and whatever else he can find.

00:53He'll be like, Mr. Mayor, we can see your feet behind the curtains.

00:59We see your feet, Mr. Mayor.

01:02Scurries up the curtains.

01:03I've never heard of anyone releasing a taped State of the City address.

01:08No.

01:09No, but he's...

01:09Scurried up the curtains.

01:10But you can...

01:11I'm doing that now.

01:12Yeah.

01:13Oh, Jesus.

01:14He goes upside down.

01:16Ah!

01:16He's up there!

01:17Yeah.

01:20Here's how Channel 7 covered this story.

01:22Take a listen here.

01:22Fouts is breaking with tradition tonight as he apparently tries to avoid nagging questions.

01:27Instead of delivering his State of the City speech in person, he put it on tape.

01:32Mayor Fouts did return my phone call tonight.

01:34He said he was at a concert and couldn't speak.

01:36A concert?

01:37He said he'd be happy to do an interview tomorrow.

01:39Is he at Bon Jovi?

01:40I'm at the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

01:42Was he at Bon Jovi last night?

01:43He must have been at Bon Jovi.

01:45He was at a concert.

01:45He sold out show at the Joe, right?

01:47Yep.

01:47He couldn't make it.

01:48This is...

01:49I would be mayor if I could do it this way.

01:51I know.

01:52Like, I just...

01:52I can't show up to anything.

01:54Listen, everyone.

01:54You're not going to see me very much.

01:57I'm going to be just kind of hiding out.

01:59Listen, we're really...

02:00We're busy at Bon Jovi, but...

02:02Bon Jovi?

02:04That's the only big concert I can think of in town last night.

02:07Yeah.

02:07Because I don't think he was at Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes at all.

02:10No, he wasn't at that, but was there a goth?

02:13And bury your dad's not until Saturday night.

02:15Yeah, exactly.

02:16There might have been a goth, small goth band at the shelter that we don't know about.

02:19I could see him at a goth band.

02:20Yeah.

02:21So, there you go.

02:22That's where he was.

02:23Yeah.

02:23That's his thing.

02:24Yeah.

02:26Halfway there.

02:28Living on a prayer.

02:31Necromayor Six Bon Jovi!

02:33Way there.

02:36They're halfway there.

02:38Way there.

02:40Living on a prayer.

02:42Take my hand, and we'll make it, I swear.

02:47Way there.

02:49Living on a prayer.

02:50Living on a prayer.

03:00Oh, we...

03:02Oh, we...

03:04Oh, we...

03:06Oh, we...

03:08Oh, we...

03:09Oh, we...

03:10Oh, come on!

03:21Come on, push over, you screwed it up!

03:25Hey!

03:27Johnny, you should work on the docks.

03:31Little trick, he's dead on his neck.

03:34So, job like the citizens of Warren.

03:37So tough, hey!

03:42Gina worked the diner all day.

03:45At least have jobs, working for her men.

03:48She brings home the pay for love.

03:53Ooh, for love.

03:57She says you got power, but we've got to make a difference if we make it or not.

04:06We've got each other, and that's a lot for love.

04:10Oh my god, a reporter!

04:13Mr. Man, I'm Mr. Man!

04:14No!

04:16I can't take your questions!

04:18No!

04:19I'm at a Bon Jovi concert!

04:22Pick that in hand!

04:24I'll do it again, I swear!

04:26No!

04:27Give it all a prayer!

04:29Oh!

04:32Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we!

04:34All right.

04:36Okay.

04:38That's enough of that.

04:40That's enough of that.

04:42The Necromare rocks!

04:43Yes, please!

04:44Necromare sings Bon Jovi all day.

04:46Oh my god.

04:47I hope they play slippery when wet the whole album!

04:50Oh, I love that he was at a concert.

04:57He does have that young girlfriend, maybe she wanted to go to Bon Jovi.

05:00Oh, right, she was probably into it.

05:01You know what, he probably has to do some stuff to him.

05:04I mean, how do you get a young chick?

05:06You gotta like...

05:06Oh, they like activities.

05:08Yeah.

05:10Oh god, too funny.

05:11I can see him just rocking out at that show, though, can't you?

05:16I like the idea of a reporter seeing him.

05:18Yeah, I know.

05:19And all those evil movements that he had.

05:21Oh, yeah.

05:25Someone said, is Mayor Feltz the Great and Powerful Oz?

05:29Do not keep behind the curtain!

05:31It's kind of like that.

05:32Yeah, that's next.

05:34No, like, if you, like, went into, like, an abandoned, haunted-looking house and, like,

05:38opened a door and then shined a flashlight through it, then in the corner, Mayor Feltz

05:42was there?

05:43Yeah!

05:44Like a coffin.

05:45The coffin opens up.

05:47Oh!

05:49That wouldn't be a shock.

05:50The Necro-Man lives!

05:52Hey!

05:53Ah!

05:55I'm not taking any questions today.

05:57Ah!

05:58Ah!

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