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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about the times they were fooled when buying drugs and one call about buying acid led to Chuck and Andy finding themselves at a Cranberries concert.

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00:00uh story now about people who were duped buying drugs um i guess this guy had given
00:13these prospective buyers a bag of broccoli in exchange for ten thousand dollars they thought
00:21they were getting weed well the guys complained the next day and tried to bring it back to them
00:27yeah like i would do excuse me i'd like to return this excuse me where's your return desk here at
00:33this crack house oh boy you would definitely be sold broccoli too i would i don't know
00:39and he would go like sit you know allegedly smoke it with uh andy and then you'd be like oh dave
00:48dave i hate to break this to you dude but you gotta that's a big old bag of broccoli
00:51that's not weed at all how much of this have you smoked well at least a couple of
00:59broccoli stems well dude you know you might want to talk to a doctor i don't think you're supposed
01:04to smoke broccoli no they'll save to come back with some cheese sauce get rid of these papers
01:11come back with some cheese sauce broccoli looks nothing like weed um this one in high school
01:16my friends cut off their pubes mixed them with oregano and then rolled that mixture in computer
01:22paper our other friend completely fell for it giving it at least three hits before the truth came out
01:28smoking pubes that's amazing i love those guys you got a smooth high off those pubes didn't you
01:36yeah boy i'm high right imagine if your friends got addicted to the pubes
01:40dude just give me some more pubes dude i want some more pubes i love your pubes i'm telling you
01:46i've never experienced anything like when i smoke your crazy pubes your pubes got me so high
01:53it's a different kind of buzz it's mellow johnny's got the dankest pubes in town
01:58your pubes are dank man
02:00love your pubes
02:05yeah you don't want to get addicted to some guy's pubes hey dude have your pubes grown back
02:11you gotta wait the period come on come on i need some more of those pubes man
02:19uh this one my girlfriend got sprayed with a super soaker at the gathering of the juggalos
02:25and ended up being in the medical tent for the rest of the weekend because the super soaker was
02:29filled with research chemicals ended up being a hell of a trip research chemicals
02:34i feel like she might have just taken a lot of drugs before the super soaker hose down
02:38yeah okay so there's a bunch of this here my sister decided to do molly one year on new year's eve it
02:43ended up being a research chemical with the same kind of effect as acid or shrooms she said the
02:47countdown was horrific
02:48why are we counting down what is gonna happen
02:57dude pack up some pubes
03:01i shaved them i shaved them all off
03:05or maybe she's just watching dick clark with the countdown and got freaked out
03:09i didn't realize he had a two stroke
03:11oh my god what's wrong with that man
03:13this is counting down to the end of time
03:16oh my god
03:16ten
03:19nine
03:21seven
03:21five
03:22six
03:23three
03:23he's really confusing me i don't even know if it's counting down anymore
03:26one happy
03:27it was bad the last one was bad rusty
03:34how's she going hey how's she going hey
03:37yeah we were at the cranberries concert back in the 90s
03:41to find out
03:42and he almost spit out his drink
03:45okay
03:45all right
03:46okay
03:47yeah and uh we thought fake acid it was uh that techno cd plastic man she won
03:56okay so you're at the you're at the cranberries and you're buying acid
04:01yeah by the end of the show we found out it was just like bunked it was no good
04:09oh
04:10oh the 90s
04:11that makes a cranberries concert even worse
04:12yeah
04:13yeah
04:14that's why we were trying to get acid
04:16yeah of course
04:17of course
04:18of course
04:20yeah
04:20well
04:21Andy what can make this cranberries concert a little better man
04:25anyway we got some acid man when luckily i found a
04:29very avid cranberries fan that just so happens to have such delight
04:33well thank god man
04:35cause this lingers
04:37hold on this is my favorite part man
04:38zombie
04:39zombie
04:41zombie
04:42zombie
04:43what's in your head
04:46in your head
04:50not acid man i'll tell you that much
04:54oh man this is bunk
04:55oh my god man
04:57that chick's freaking me out i'm not even on drugs
05:01she's all gold man she's painted gold
05:05why
05:06why
05:08she's angry
05:09she's real mad man
05:10did you have to let it linger
05:14did you have to
05:18did you have to did you have to let it linger
05:21man this is a good show
05:24it's not bad man i'm gonna buy one of them t-shirts
05:26yeah
05:26thank god we're super high right now
05:29i'm enjoying myself
05:32yeah
05:32cranberries
05:33cranberries
05:35i'm a zombie
05:38you guys are awesome
05:39play zombie again
05:40when stoners go to the cranberries concert
05:44someone's gotta go see them
05:48might as well be us
05:50we're at every show
05:51you know what i mean
05:52we don't
05:53we don't really care who it is
05:55i never miss a cranberry show
05:57who does
05:57you can't man
05:58can you be missing a cranberries
06:00oh my god
06:00there's so much acid
06:01at a cranberry show
06:02oh
06:03everybody's on acid
06:05i don't really care who it is
06:08i don't really care who it is
06:10i don't really care who it is
06:11i don't really care who it is
06:12i don't really care who it is
06:13i don't really care who it is
06:14i don't really care who it is
06:15i don't really care who it is
06:16i don't really care who it is
06:17i don't really care who it is
06:18i don't really care who it is
06:19i don't really care who it is
06:20i don't really care who it is
06:21i don't really care who it is
06:22i don't really care who it is
06:23i don't really care who it is
06:24i don't really care who it is
06:25i don't really care who it is
06:26i don't really care who it is
06:27i don't really care who it is
06:28i don't really care who it is
06:29i don't really care who it is