Grab It! Grab It!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a recent R. Kelly concert in Detroit and how a fan grabbed his crotch while he was performing a song.

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00:00r kelly performed in detroit friday night yeah he was at the fox theater and a female fan

00:15grabbed his junk while he was singing and he was definitely surprised i mean he literally

00:23was asking for it like he lyric in his song was like grab my d i think or grab me or something

00:27okay yep yep so there's a video online you guys have to see um i mean this girl was caressing

00:36his crotch for a while it wasn't just a quick grab like he's kind of bent down legs spread in front

00:43of her yeah and her hand is using her hand in a towel to caress his crotch for a while in a towel

00:49or and a towel and a towel okay look at that coat yeah i need one of those same holiday coat

00:57purple fur coat with a black collar all right so uh just watch you can listen yeah yeah you can listen

01:05she is grabbing his yeah

01:12he's not really fighting he's not

01:18that's how they do it in the d he asked how they do it yes look you he was out there for a while like

01:44letting it all happen yeah he was i mean she was caressing his crotch all of a sudden it was a

01:49problem she was looking back and smiling as if it were a commercial for a product yeah exactly

01:53and she was grabbing it like a hundred times before the yeah but she went in for a real hard

02:10when it was too hard for him when she squeezed she squeezed too hard yeah to get some of the nuts

02:16yeah well that must have been it yeah what a life though when i can put on a purple fur coat

02:21yeah and stand in front of a crowd and say grab it that is grab it i think you're are you guys

02:26i don't want that you can do that dave that's actually is that your dream that's dave's dream

02:32that's when dave feels like he's really finally made it yeah exactly he's finally found my place in

02:40the world here's my little coat i can just get on stage in a purple fur coat and tell him to grab it

02:46like i've never thought to do that ever you know me neither no but dave's like wow

02:53i feel like during commercial breaks dave goes and drinks his coffee and it's like

03:20diddly do diddly do diddly do it in his mind and he's there in his purple coat in his glasses

03:24grab it

03:27grab it

03:29grab it

03:31grab it

03:33grab it

03:35oh no

03:36i need more bitches to grab it

03:38all the bitches come

03:40grab it

03:41james is rubbing his crotch with a towel

03:44i'm grabbing it as far as i can

03:46i'm grabbing it as far as i can

03:47reality swirls back and james is like 15 seconds dave before we go on the air

03:51exactly

03:52oh okay

03:53yeah

03:54all right

03:54hell yeah

03:55go on and grab it

03:56back to reality

03:57i'm gonna start saying that i'm gonna get you that purple coat

04:00thank you andy

04:01jesus

04:02happy holidays

04:03i hope that when dave decides to do this it isn't when we're all around

04:07grab it

04:09oh

04:09like oh jesus

04:10here he goes

04:11like he could have done it in vegas

04:16we just got lucky i guess

04:17yeah we did

04:17oh

04:18yeah because i had too many drinks that one night

04:20we were playing with fire

04:21yeah we were

04:22a drunk dave

04:24he starts yelling at amber to do that

04:25grab it

04:26grab it

04:27they have a different relationship

04:30they do

04:31they do

04:32all right

04:33amber's got a towel

04:36and she's just

04:37she carries it with her everywhere she goes

04:39massaging dave's crotch

04:41on the high roller

04:43none of us can escape

04:46dave's up on the bar

04:48keep working it

04:49keep rubbing it

04:51grab it

04:52a bartender chick grabs it

04:54he wears that purple coat

04:59oh yeah

05:00look out

05:02look out

05:02if dave comes out

05:03if he comes out

05:05in a purple fur coat

05:06with a big giant fluffy black collar

05:09we know what we're in for that night

05:12grab it

05:13somebody's grabbing it

05:15come on and grab it

05:18that's honestly gonna be my line now

05:21grab it

05:23poor amber

05:24touch it

05:25amber's in for it

05:26lick it

05:27oh wow

05:29all right

05:29more than

05:30up

05:31not

05:31that

05:44you

05:44know

05:44but

05:44you

05:45and

05:45I

05:46I

05:48can't

05:48lost

05:48you

05:49no

05:50I

05:50can't

05:50you

05:51I

05:52can't

05:52you

05:52can't

05:52me

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