Peep Show: Karaoke Rage

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested after he pulled a gun at a karaoke bar because the machine was broken and he was unable to sing.

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00:00Chuck, what's wrong?

00:01Dude, I'm dragging.

00:02Do you have any more of those five-hour energy shots?

00:04Yeah, in fact, they hooked us up with a promo code.

00:06I was able to get, like, 50% off a second pack when I bought one,

00:09so I got you a bunch.

00:10Dude, where are they?

00:11Right next to you.

00:12They've been there for weeks.

00:13Oh, wow!

00:22The Idiot Criminal of the Day.

00:26Today's Idiot Criminal got pissed.

00:30When a karaoke machine wasn't working.

00:35Karaoke rage.

00:36That'll drive you nuts.

00:38Yeah, at least he's at it.

00:39Yeah.

00:40Pure karaoke rage.

00:42This 34-year-old guy in Florida named Aaron Jablonski

00:47was at Overtime Sports Bar at about 2.30 in the morning over the weekend

00:52and was furious that he wanted to sing

00:57and the karaoke machine wasn't working.

01:00That's the way the Jablonskis are.

01:02They were a fiery bunch.

01:04Oh, they get fired up.

01:05A fiery, singy bunch.

01:06They get fired up.

01:07He stormed out,

01:08and that's when another karaoke fan tried to get him to cool down.

01:12Settle down, man!

01:15Jablonski!

01:16Easy, hold me, hold him back!

01:17Help me, hold him back!

01:18God, he's an animal!

01:21Aaron was not in the mood.

01:23Oh, no.

01:24And that's when he pulled a gun out of his waistband.

01:26Yeah.

01:27Oof.

01:27Let him sing.

01:29Yeah.

01:29Let the man sing.

01:30He pointed at the other karaoke singer, shouting,

01:33I don't effin' care, man!

01:36I know how much you love this man.

01:38Imagine you trying to talk this guy down.

01:41Right.

01:41You're like, I know you love to sing.

01:43I know you're born to sing.

01:45You were gonna sing that Bon Jovi song about being a cowboy, weren't you?

01:48Oh, yeah.

01:48I'm a cowboy!

01:54Steel horse, I ride!

01:57Sing it, Eric!

01:58Warn it!

01:59Sing it, Jablonski!

02:01Dead or alive!

02:03You better let him sing it.

02:04He'll kill us all.

02:06On a steel horse, he rides!

02:08Do you understand?

02:10Someone called the cops on Jablonski when they showed up.

02:15Jablonski still had the gun.

02:16Oh, yeah.

02:17Witnesses say at that point he was waving around

02:19and even fired off a round.

02:22Warning shot.

02:23Whoa.

02:24But thankfully, no one was hurt.

02:26Again, all over karaoke.

02:28Yeah.

02:29Crazy.

02:29It's wild, man.

02:30Jablonski was arrested on two felony charges.

02:33Aggravated assault and possession of a firearm by a felon.

02:36Can you imagine I'm taken to jail

02:39and I'm with some badass mofos?

02:43Yeah.

02:44And they ask me what I'm in for and I'm like,

02:46Karaoke!

02:48You know what they make you do?

02:49Sing right on the spot.

02:50They're like, well, give it to us.

02:51Right.

02:52That's how the movie would go.

02:54I'm a cowboy!

02:54Yeah.

02:54The movie would go like, well, sing, man!

02:56Well, then he sings Bon Jovi

02:58and then the hardcore dude's like,

03:00I understand.

03:02Yeah.

03:03They're like, yeah,

03:04I got a loaded six string on my back, too.

03:06On a steel horse, we all ride her.

03:13He becomes, like, part of them.

03:15Right.

03:17The one night he's got all their tattoos.

03:19Yeah.

03:19You want to see what Jablonski looks like?

03:21Yeah.

03:22I do.

03:22Go check out our idiot criminal of the day's mugshot

03:25at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

03:26and links through our social media pages.

03:28Oh, yeah.

03:29That guy.

03:29There he is.

03:30What did he want to sing?

03:32Couldn't sing.

03:34I always think it's the B-52s, but...

03:36It's not.

03:37It's not.

03:38Not in this case.

03:39Any karaoke bar I've been to,

03:40that's always what somebody does.

03:43That's when I pull out my gun.

03:44Oh, yeah.

03:44I was going to say...

03:45Love Shaq!

03:46Oh, my God.

03:47Dave killed him.

03:49Dave killed him.

03:51Yeah, man.

03:52Karaoke.

03:53There's nothing worse.

03:54But, you know, like,

03:55there's someone in the extended family

03:56that I know that is one of these guys.

03:59Like, one of those guys that goes,

04:01that loves the attention.

04:02Yeah, it has a fairly decent voice.

04:05It is their whole life, right?

04:08Like, when they got married,

04:09they had a karaoke setup.

04:11Yeah.

04:11Well, I mean,

04:12I think that some dudes wait to get chicks, right?

04:15I guess.

04:16I guess there's chicks that like that.

04:17Who are you getting?

04:18I dated a karaoke singer.

04:21Oh, no.

04:22Like, when you go to bars,

04:23you go to bars and things?

04:25Like, she was a singer.

04:26Oh.

04:28But, you know,

04:29like, that kind of thing,

04:30when she was in a band for a little bit,

04:32but then decided to do karaoke

04:35just to keep on singing.

04:37To keep the vocal choruses going.

04:38I dated a singer,

04:39and she did karaoke.

04:41Like, her whole family did it.

04:42We went to a bar one time.

04:44Yeah.

04:44And they were like,

04:44are you going to get up there?

04:45And I'm like,

04:45absolutely, 1,000% not.

04:47Yeah.

04:48I do it at home.

04:49I used to have karaoke at my house

04:51for parties when I was younger.

04:52Yeah.

04:53Right.

04:53It was a lot of fun.

04:54I've never wanted to sing.

04:55Yeah.

04:55We had a good time.

04:57But a bar, no.

04:58I sing enough, man.

05:00I sing enough on this show.

05:01Yeah.

05:02No, we do.

05:03I think I've done it once or twice,

05:04but I've got to be hoisted.

05:06Yeah.

05:06There was a whole bar they went to.

05:08That's like their whole thing.

05:09Like, that bar is known for that.

05:11I've always wanted to go to one of those

05:12Asian karaoke bars just to sing.

05:14Oh, it'd be a lot of fun.

05:14That I would do.

05:15If Bill Murray's there and Scarlett Johansson and me.

05:19What a wild night.

05:20Yeah.

05:20I mean, I'm doing it.

05:21Lost in translation with me.

05:23Yeah.

05:23All right.

05:24But that's it.

05:25Great movie.

05:26You know?

05:27Yeah.

05:27Very great.

05:27Fantastic.

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