Live From an Office Chair

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Phil Collins is on tour and performing most of his sets while sitting down and imagine what it might be like to see one of his shows.

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00:00phil collins he's on tour right now it's his not dead yet tour yet yet yeah and that's what he

00:13titled it himself for good reason though um he just died no no god you've just cursed him uh

00:21he is in such bad shape he like now they just wheel him out in like an office chair stop what

00:26is it no they can't no he's really gonna die on this tour he can't stand oh no so he's now

00:32performing his shows in this like in a computer chair office chair on wheels we have to change

00:38that genesis song from i can't dance i can't stand i can't walk the only thing about me no this don't

00:48tour you can't you gotta not tour you gotta stop touring when they will you out on stage in an

00:53office chair you just that's it and then your your tour is and how much money can you have really

00:58okay but what's what's wrong he's had i guess multiple back surgeries and it's left him unable

01:05to perform standing up it's all that drumming he played drums for too long he's just sitting in an

01:11office chair oh man that's terrible guys if i paid to go see that and they wheeled him out

01:17okay i'm getting up he does stand up at the end to say thank you with a cane

01:29and then he sits right back down again exactly how i feel i wish i could get wheeled around

01:34man oh wow look at he looks like just an old old man now no but you he is well i guess you have to

01:42not do this is there footage of him singing in this office chair oh no no all and sing sitting

01:50down live sort of complete show it's two hours long oh he's not it's everyone else singing

02:09he's stuck in my head all day it's really awkward watching an old man in a chair yeah it's like

02:19seeing grandpa it totally is let's go to the grandpa show look at the guy playing bass he's in better

02:25shape than bill collins look how concerned his backup singers are the whole time they're looking at him

02:30father time plays with him

02:33he really does that man with the ghost of jerry garcia there i don't think he's really singing

02:39either wow you don't think so lise i don't think so i mean i know maybe a little those sounded like

02:45his original vocals well yeah there's no way he sounds like that right his body might be frail but

02:51his voice might still be there it might still i mean he just looks like he looks like a man in a

02:55werther's commercial man his band is the oldest band i've ever seen i've never seen anything like

03:01that man let's hear in the air tonight live see if this is he's still not

03:06i mean he's got a lot of effects on

03:12hold on sydney 2019 it was just a couple of days ago

03:19okay that sounds okay now

03:25no no no he's hanging on he stands for that one

03:28he's like it's time

03:30he's a big one

03:32get up get him up

03:35he's going down

03:36hold on help him

03:39hold on don't don't do the drums all day

03:41god damn it

03:42can you get him phil

03:44phil get him

03:45oh no phil phil

03:48phil get up

03:49this is a big moment phil

03:52can you get there

03:53he's a big moment

03:55he's a big moment

03:56he's a big moment

03:57he's a big moment

03:58he's a big moment

03:59oh it's beautiful

04:00oh it's hurt he's really

04:01oh god

04:02he's really okay

04:03i'm feeling alright

04:04you guys feeling it

04:06give him more fiend

04:07oh god

04:09i can feel it

04:11carlin and

04:14who have seen stars

04:16seen stars everybody

04:18i feel like there's a guy in the background who's singing who sounds just like phil collins

04:22he's carrying it

04:25like the thing is

04:26when you think about like old guys still doing it

04:29like you look at the rolling stones

04:30like that guy's still doing scissor kicks

04:32but they can move

04:33that's what i mean

04:34like he's out there

04:35doing it

04:36that's when you can justify it to me

04:38like okay

04:39you're still putting a show on

04:40right

04:41you know

04:42getting wheeled out in a chair

04:44i can feel it sitting in my chair tonight

04:48oh god

04:50oh shit

04:52oh no

04:53i remember

04:57i remember getting on

05:03how could i ever forget

05:06oh my god

05:07it's the last time

05:09the last time i'll ever stand

05:12you can check online to see if the phil collins in an office chair is coming to a town near you

05:19i wish that was the actual name of the tour though

05:21phil collins in an office chair

05:23coming to a town near you

05:25i don't know

05:28i don't need a t-shirt

05:30they totally need a t-shirt

05:32live in an office chair

05:33you guys see my shirt

05:35phil collins in an office chair comes to a city near you

05:38to a shirt

05:39i can't like rig something for him to hold him up like in place

05:43so he doesn't have

05:44like an exoskeleton

05:45yeah

05:46like some metal legs

05:47some fallout power armor

05:48yeah he is

05:49he's coming

05:50so he'll be in boston

05:51october 9th

05:52like long fort lauderdale

05:53october 5th

05:55god willing

05:56yeah god willing

05:57yeah you're right

05:58phil collins in an office chair tour coming

06:00down near you

06:01later this fall

06:02god willing

06:03yes

06:04god willing

06:05you

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