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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Phil Collins is on tour and performing most of his sets while sitting down and imagine what it might be like to see one of his shows.

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00:00phil collins he's on tour right now it's his not dead yet tour yet yet yeah and that's what he
00:13titled it himself for good reason though um he just died no no god you've just cursed him uh
00:21he is in such bad shape he like now they just wheel him out in like an office chair stop what
00:26is it no they can't no he's really gonna die on this tour he can't stand oh no so he's now
00:32performing his shows in this like in a computer chair office chair on wheels we have to change
00:38that genesis song from i can't dance i can't stand i can't walk the only thing about me no this don't
00:48tour you can't you gotta not tour you gotta stop touring when they will you out on stage in an
00:53office chair you just that's it and then your your tour is and how much money can you have really
00:58okay but what's what's wrong he's had i guess multiple back surgeries and it's left him unable
01:05to perform standing up it's all that drumming he played drums for too long he's just sitting in an
01:11office chair oh man that's terrible guys if i paid to go see that and they wheeled him out
01:17okay i'm getting up he does stand up at the end to say thank you with a cane
01:29and then he sits right back down again exactly how i feel i wish i could get wheeled around
01:34man oh wow look at he looks like just an old old man now no but you he is well i guess you have to
01:42not do this is there footage of him singing in this office chair oh no no all and sing sitting
01:50down live sort of complete show it's two hours long oh he's not it's everyone else singing
02:09he's stuck in my head all day it's really awkward watching an old man in a chair yeah it's like
02:19seeing grandpa it totally is let's go to the grandpa show look at the guy playing bass he's in better
02:25shape than bill collins look how concerned his backup singers are the whole time they're looking at him
02:30father time plays with him
02:33he really does that man with the ghost of jerry garcia there i don't think he's really singing
02:39either wow you don't think so lise i don't think so i mean i know maybe a little those sounded like
02:45his original vocals well yeah there's no way he sounds like that right his body might be frail but
02:51his voice might still be there it might still i mean he just looks like he looks like a man in a
02:55werther's commercial man his band is the oldest band i've ever seen i've never seen anything like
03:01that man let's hear in the air tonight live see if this is he's still not
03:06i mean he's got a lot of effects on
03:12hold on sydney 2019 it was just a couple of days ago
03:19okay that sounds okay now
03:25no no no he's hanging on he stands for that one
03:28he's like it's time
03:30he's a big one
03:32get up get him up
03:35he's going down
03:36hold on help him
03:39hold on don't don't do the drums all day
03:41god damn it
03:42can you get him phil
03:44phil get him
03:45oh no phil phil
03:48phil get up
03:49this is a big moment phil
03:52can you get there
03:53he's a big moment
03:55he's a big moment
03:56he's a big moment
03:57he's a big moment
03:58he's a big moment
03:59oh it's beautiful
04:00oh it's hurt he's really
04:01oh god
04:02he's really okay
04:03i'm feeling alright
04:04you guys feeling it
04:06give him more fiend
04:07oh god
04:09i can feel it
04:11carlin and
04:14who have seen stars
04:16seen stars everybody
04:18i feel like there's a guy in the background who's singing who sounds just like phil collins
04:22he's carrying it
04:25like the thing is
04:26when you think about like old guys still doing it
04:29like you look at the rolling stones
04:30like that guy's still doing scissor kicks
04:32but they can move
04:33that's what i mean
04:34like he's out there
04:35doing it
04:36that's when you can justify it to me
04:38like okay
04:39you're still putting a show on
04:40right
04:41you know
04:42getting wheeled out in a chair
04:44i can feel it sitting in my chair tonight
04:48oh god
04:50oh shit
04:52oh no
04:53i remember
04:57i remember getting on
05:03how could i ever forget
05:06oh my god
05:07it's the last time
05:09the last time i'll ever stand
05:12you can check online to see if the phil collins in an office chair is coming to a town near you
05:19i wish that was the actual name of the tour though
05:21phil collins in an office chair
05:23coming to a town near you
05:25i don't know
05:28i don't need a t-shirt
05:30they totally need a t-shirt
05:32live in an office chair
05:33you guys see my shirt
05:35phil collins in an office chair comes to a city near you
05:38to a shirt
05:39i can't like rig something for him to hold him up like in place
05:43so he doesn't have
05:44like an exoskeleton
05:45yeah
05:46like some metal legs
05:47some fallout power armor
05:48yeah he is
05:49he's coming
05:50so he'll be in boston
05:51october 9th
05:52like long fort lauderdale
05:53october 5th
05:55god willing
05:56yeah god willing
05:57yeah you're right
05:58phil collins in an office chair tour coming
06:00down near you
06:01later this fall
06:02god willing
06:03yes
06:04god willing
06:05you