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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the income of a celebrity impersonator in Las Vegas and how James should work the strip next time they travel there. Next, when a couple of local impersonators are brought up, the show discovers Andy isn't the biggest fan of one of the characters.

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00:00I know we saw this guy I think our first year in Vegas and I know I've said some friends of
00:15mine take pictures with him the guy who's dressed like um Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover
00:20oh yeah we've seen him yeah who poses on the street with people yeah he's got the baby thing
00:24guess how much money that takes in in a year doing that on the strip $150,000 oh that's around I was
00:35like it's got to be over $100,000 right a lot I really thought it was not really much yeah you
00:41would think it was a sad state of affairs happening down in the Vegas strip $240,000 a year no he does
00:48not and there's in uh I've seen them all the time at events there's uh the fake Jack Nicholson and
00:53the fake Tom Cruise oh the Tom Cruise guy they are around here they go to a ton of events here yeah
00:58I don't know if they're paid or if they show up thinking that people will do that take picture
01:03with them and tip them I don't know what the deal is with them I think the Tom Cruise guy every once
01:07in a while lands a paying gig I was on a yacht with that guy once I was at a wine fest with that guy
01:12once that's every thing that we did when we first got here oh yeah he was there that's right I can't
01:19tell you how many times I ran into that goddamn Tom Cruise he was just like walking around I just
01:26kept being like goddamn Tom Cruise I hate this guy if that blind karaoke girl can make it how much
01:34she clears she clears 100 grand right she's a blind woman she's a blind woman singing on a street
01:40corner the guilt factor the heart strings like that's probably where you make your money yeah
01:47she might not even be be blind oh you could tell there was I think she was yeah you can tell there's
01:54a certain verdict I bet I could I bet I could fool a lot of people and I'm thinking I got some stuff
01:59going on well that's true give him some money we should you know if we ever go to Vegas again
02:09um we should do that with James oh my god we should set him up special James sings the hits
02:15and see how much he takes in in an hour special James clears like 200 grand
02:19waltz yeah David just a freak show yeah we'll never see him again it's true he'll be good
02:25he'll be singing in all your heads he'll be swinging in a pool of cocaine
02:29mom of number five
02:31oh god yes there you go I would just die I'd pull up a seat in the corner and just watch it
02:37special James in Vegas yes I think it's a great idea my question is though does fake Tom Cruise charge
02:56you for taking a picture with him I don't think he does right he didn't look like he was at I think
03:02when he's being paid by the event he does not so many times I've had like a 0.12 blood alcohol
03:08level and I've just been like here he is you run in a lot of the same circles I guess as him
03:22uh-huh
03:23let's go look who it is
03:26looky looky
03:27goddamn Scientology man
03:31come on down Tom XT
03:35you know you know
03:39you're not really Tom Cruise
03:41just hate to break it to you
03:43you're not
03:43you're not really
03:45I don't want you to tell like the whole room
03:47you're not really
03:48that'd be the best
03:49it's like come close before I mean like hey buddy come here
03:52hey buddy come here
03:54come here I got both because of you
03:56this is Tom Cruise huh
03:58you can't handle the truth
04:01listen here Michigan and Pascable
04:04I had to do some secret agent stuff
04:08to drop it from the ceiling
04:10did you do all your own stunts
04:12Tommy
04:13I've been hammering around that guy
04:18in my mind just
04:20I'm like I'm gonna say something to him
04:21I just wanna see you fight him
04:24it's such a bone to pick
04:26with a fake Tom Cruise
04:27it gets under your skin
04:28it does
04:28some guy said you know
04:30I could I could be like an overweight
04:32Stone Cold Steve Austin
04:34what's hilarious about that is that
04:35when I was in my 20s
04:37and Stone Cold was big
04:39I
04:40it was Halloween
04:41and me and a couple buddies
04:43decided oh we're gonna put some
04:45dumb wrestling stuff on
04:46and I went as
04:47I had the Austin 316 shirt
04:49I had a knee brace
04:50and a six pack of beer
04:52and
04:53I just walked around
04:55and we were downtown Detroit
04:56and I had all these guys
04:57like homeless guys
04:58Stone Cold
04:59Stone Cold
05:00Stone Cold
05:01and they wanted to come and meet me
05:06and stuff
05:06like homeless guys
05:09I love that
05:09we went to like a
05:14we went to some areas
05:16by like Wayne State
05:18and there was like a
05:19like a little liquor store
05:20or something
05:21and there was like
05:22five or six guys
05:23hanging out in front
05:23and they're like
05:24Stone Cold
05:25come here
05:25Stone Cold
05:26like damn
05:27you look just like Stone Cold
05:28wanted me to pour beer
05:32all over them
05:33and
05:34there you go Chuck
05:35this thing doesn't work out
05:36well it's too late now
05:38I'm fat and old now
05:40but
05:40but back then
05:42you know
05:43that's awesome
05:43it's the right stuff on
05:44you know
05:45I felt like it was the knee brace
05:47that really
05:48put it over the top
05:50but
05:50please everyone
05:51when you see Chuck out and about
05:52scream that to them
05:53Stone Cold
05:54it was the funniest
05:55like
05:56everyone with us
05:57couldn't believe it
05:58you