Peep Show: Are You A Dragon Rider?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener who wants to know if he should date a stripper that he really hit it off with on a date. Andy has one question for him. Are you a dragon rider, sir?

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00:00next message that came in to email at daveandchuckthefreak.com says hey long time listener

00:11first time advice seeker um i'm not gonna say his name just in case i've been talking to this girl

00:17for a couple of weeks now about two to three weeks uh we met on bumble i paid for bumble

00:23premium so i could get compliments and super swipes super swipes nice i saw her on there

00:30i'd say she's an absolute nine okay a bumble nine and i don't normally pull girls that scale

00:37respectively i sent her a compliment telling her how hot i thought she was

00:42and surprisingly she swiped right on me we started talking mostly about music tv typical starter stuff

00:49we finally went on a date after two weeks of conversation to a japanese restaurant

00:53sushi and drinks my treat she got there before me so when i was walking in i was a little nervous

00:59but there she was maybe not quite a nine like her pictures yeah it's still definitely hotter than me

01:08okay we had a great evening and we ended up making out a little bit at the very end

01:13the next day she didn't run away she still wants to talk to me so we start to make plans for the

01:19weekend all of a sudden she hits me with i should tell you i have another job oh here we go so i ask

01:29what kind of job only fans no not quite um she says i'm a dancer oh that's that's not better and not

01:40like that this was a little jarring to hear considering from her profile she seems so cute

01:46and innocent no she's jerking dudes off man so my question is do i give this girl another date

01:51after learning she's a stripper i mean what do you want out of life the thought of what i heard

01:56can go down in strip clubs especially from you guys has plagued my mind i really like her and she's fun

02:04aside from this job what do you guys think here's what i think i think that you you might be this kind

02:12of guy if if a dragon appeared and was like let's go on an adventure yeah are you the kind of guy

02:18that'd be like let's go right or are you the guy that walks away lives your regular life yeah

02:24because you're up for the adventure man are you a sensible man or are you right she's a dragon are you

02:29a dragon rider sir do you want to ride the dragon i mean that's what it is it is yeah it is i'm the

02:38kind of guy that's like

02:39oh yeah for sure how does that work out for you it's not great it's not no the dragons always burn

02:53you the dragons always they fly away it's a dragon's nature the adventure's over soon

03:00it's a dragon's nature fly away or send you to death oh yeah that's one or the other yeah that's

03:05it i mean that's and i think that's my point too it's just like okay well like what were you hoping

03:10to get out of this like i understand like you're like oh my god she's gorgeous so that's gonna mess

03:14with your it's gonna mess through your head you're not used to getting somebody this pretty

03:19so this isn't a relationship material type person though no maybe she's looking for that i know

03:26that gets out yeah but her job i get it him from wanting to go forward yeah yeah like i don't really

03:34want to be with someone who's like recreational time and work time is jerking dudes off well you

03:40don't know she's doing that oh no you do but still like it doesn't you know doing that no because you

03:46have to also my my guess is that she is not the hottest one in the strip club at the club yeah

03:55you know a nine i mean not quite a nine in person but right so not so she knows how to take photos

04:02she probably knows how to look pretty good in the strip club on the under the blue lights or whatever

04:07but yeah that's it you know you alluded to it earlier but i definitely think maybe has online

04:13presence too i'd check that out just you know i don't know how you don't have online press like

04:18if i'm going all the way and masturbating people um i'm gonna have an online you're just assuming that

04:25she's doing that i feel like today i do have to they have to now to make the real money it's not

04:30like i've had a stripper tell me that before like just in casual conversation she's like you make money

04:35at first then you make money yeah i'm like oh oh yeah there's like real money to be made right

04:42and i think just like anything like there's probably a timer that starts right where you're like i am a

04:48pure dancer all i want to do is dance yeah and then you see someone with like 800 bucks one night

04:56and you're like start stretching your hands out right so here's the straight up advice uh from

05:02everything we've seen or heard dating a stripper is not the thing to do it's a dragon it comes with

05:07a lot of baggage can you tame a dragon if you want to come on ride a dragon ride it if you want to

05:14ride it you only ride a dragon because the dragon allows you to ride it you don't you don't tame the

05:23dragon you'll never tame the dragon but if you want to go along for the ride for a bit and see what

05:28happens that's up to you man i mean adventure the adventure i guess it'll be an adventure you only

05:33live once you just have to know you have to be smart enough to know how it's going to end

05:37wash your hands and stuff when she gets home yeah yeah right away yeah real good so even it like

05:43maybe even do it for her do you get it hey let me see those things

05:47let's get those mitts clean now i'm just here to yeah we'll get those clean yeah i got some

05:54this is called lava i would do it like the surgeons do it like right down to the elbows

05:58let's get it it's not a bad idea let us know if you decide to continue if you want to ride the

06:07dragon let us know if you go for that ride let us know

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