- 4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners if they were to win a billion dollars, would they leave their partners?
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00:00I don't know how many people would be willing to admit this because it could lead to trouble,
00:10but if you're with someone right now and you hit the $2 billion Powerball, would you leave
00:14them? Would you leave the person you're with right now if you hit the $2 billion Powerball?
00:23Of course they wouldn't, Dave. Love.
00:25If you're willing to admit it, if you've got the balls to say it to us, no voice changing
00:30here. You got to be straight up. You got to be straight up. Expect no calls. Would you
00:36leave your current partner if you hit the $2 billion Powerball? 1-855-954-6969 is the number.
00:44Are you married? That's the thing. If you're married, it's tricky because you have to pay
00:48them. You are married or in a long-term relationship.
00:51It's half theirs. It's half theirs. Yeah, but still, so you're willing to just, okay,
00:58let's see if there's people that are willing to admit that they would leave their current
01:00partner if they hit the Powerball. Priscilla is going to start us off. Hi, Priscilla.
01:06Hi. How you doing?
01:08Good. How are you guys?
01:09Good. So you win $2 billion.
01:12Ghosting him in a heartbeat.
01:13Yeah, he's gone.
01:14He is gone.
01:15Is that your husband or boyfriend?
01:17It's my boyfriend. He already knows it, too. He asked me what ghosted means.
01:21And I told him, as soon as I win the lotto, I'll show you.
01:25Yep.
01:25How long have you been together?
01:27Over 10 years.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29Wow.
01:29It's time for an upgrade anyway.
01:30But why? What's the driving factor in leaving him? What's the number one reason why you'd leave
01:36him?
01:37He's just not that nice to me anymore.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Yeah, exactly.
01:41How's the sex?
01:42Uh-oh.
01:43I'm non-existent.
01:44Yeah.
01:44Oh, wow.
01:45So it's time.
01:46Yeah, you can get that money.
01:47Without the lottery, what are you doing?
01:50Yeah.
01:50Yeah.
01:52Yeah.
01:52He owns the house I live in.
01:53Oh, there you go.
01:54There you go.
01:55Okay.
01:56Got a little bit.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Yeah.
01:57That's it.
01:58It's tough.
01:59That's it.
01:59See?
02:00Yeah.
02:01I'm crazy, am I?
02:02Nope.
02:02No.
02:02Lisa, am I crazy?
02:04No.
02:04No, no, no.
02:06Okay.
02:07Hey, thanks, guys.
02:08When you said we won't get any calls, I was like, oh, no, I'm calling.
02:11Yes.
02:12No.
02:13We'd get it, Priscilla, for sure.
02:14Thank you for calling in.
02:16You have a great day.
02:17Okay.
02:18You too.
02:18Bye-bye.
02:20Let's go to LaRouche in Boston.
02:24Yes, Dave.
02:25Welcome back, my brother.
02:27We miss you.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Thank you so much.
02:29LaRouche, so what are you doing?
02:30You leaving her?
02:32Dave, I'm not even thinking about it.
02:34Bye.
02:34Everything.
02:35Everything.
02:36Nothing.
02:36I'm not picking up nothing.
02:38Just everything.
02:39You just leave it all behind.
02:40You're like, nothing.
02:40You're taking nothing.
02:42You're just gone.
02:42Everything can be repurchased.
02:46Everything.
02:47I'm gone.
02:47Bye.
02:48Bye.
02:49You know what I mean?
02:50Yes.
02:50New life.
02:51New life.
02:51New family.
02:52New family.
02:53Oh, my God.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55New family.
02:55Yes.
02:56Yes.
02:56What's the number one reason why you would leave her?
02:59Just.
03:00For everything.
03:01Because you want to start new.
03:02Two billion.
03:03You know, she's going to kill you.
03:05She's going to kill you.
03:05Oh, yeah.
03:06You got to disappear.
03:07Yep.
03:07She's going to kill you.
03:09You know what I mean?
03:09You want to start new.
03:10Like Lisa said, don't trust nobody.
03:14Don't help nobody.
03:14Yes.
03:15Exactly.
03:16Take your two million and run.
03:18Yep.
03:18Leave the whole family behind.
03:19Yes.
03:20All right, LaRouche.
03:21Good luck to you, man.
03:22I hope she doesn't hear this.
03:23Welcome back.
03:24We love you.
03:25Thank you so much.
03:27Let's go to Ian, who's with us.
03:30Ian.
03:30Yeah, I would.
03:32If I want a million bucks, I'm all done with the crazy bitch.
03:36I can tell you that.
03:37Wow.
03:37A million.
03:38One million dollars, you're gone.
03:41What's the number one reason you'd leave her?
03:43Why?
03:44Oh, she's just as crazy as it gets.
03:46I mean, you know, she's just completely insane.
03:50But generally, that equals hot sex.
03:53It does.
03:55It absolutely does.
03:56But you know what?
03:56I can't deal with the crazy in the other times.
03:58You know what I mean?
03:59Yeah, I know.
03:59One doesn't outweigh the other.
04:03You know what I mean?
04:04Or it does, actually.
04:05But, you know, so.
04:06All right.
04:06Well, let's hope Ian doesn't win 50 bucks in a scratch.
04:09I know.
04:09He's gone.
04:10He's out.
04:10He's an excuse.
04:12He left behind.
04:13This woman said, I would leave my husband, but I'd talk him into an open relationship.
04:19I'd let him do whatever he wanted, as long as I could have an entire stable of hot young
04:24studs.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25I'd collect them like trading cards, she says.
04:27That is a glimpse inside somebody's wife's mind.
04:31Yeah, it is.
04:32Get a wife, they say.
04:34That poor guy.
04:34Yep.
04:35Get a wife.
04:36A stable of hot young studs.
04:38Yeah.
04:38Just thinking about a stable of hot young men to bang.
04:41Yep.
04:41Dear God.
04:42Nothing says I don't love you like that.
04:44Right.
04:45Uh, this woman says I would definitely leave my husband and spend the money on an animal
04:50sanctuary and just live life with animals.
04:53Hmm.
04:54A lot of people could probably relate to that, too.
04:58Mike.
04:59Hey, Mike.
05:00Yes.
05:00So, you hit a $2 billion Powerball.
05:03Are you leaving your current partner?
05:06No.
05:07We've been together for 37 years.
05:09Oh, yeah.
05:10That's...
05:10My...
05:11He's deep.
05:12He's deep.
05:12We're not married.
05:14We've just been living in sin for 37 years.
05:17And besides that, she makes the best lasagna I've ever had.
05:19Well, that's it.
05:21That's the way to kiss a man right there.
05:23That's it.
05:23That's the secret, ladies.
05:24Don't make me marry you.
05:26Make a good lasagna.
05:27You keep them forever.
05:28Yep.
05:28Don't make me marry you.
05:30She's like, I don't care if we ever get married.
05:32She's like, I'll just continue to make you the best lasagna.
05:34And you're not going anywhere.
05:35She knows.
05:36She's known.
05:37I mean, she's put up with a lot of crap.
05:40So, you know, we'd be rich together.
05:42I guess we'd be rich together.
05:44There you go.
05:44There you go.
05:45That's nice to hear.
05:46I do think it would change everything if the rules were different.
05:50If the rules were different where it was like, oh, no, if you win the lottery, you have
05:55four days to get divorced and you don't have to share it.
06:01It would change everything.
06:04Because I think a lot of times people are like, well, I have to give them half anyway.
06:09So, no, but if there was that little window, oh, man, it would be used a lot.
06:18Oh, for sure it would.
06:20Someone said, of course, I'd leave my wife for a beer and a pack of smokes at this point.
06:25Someone else said, married, I would split the money and get the hell out of there.
06:32Someone said, I just want a hundred bucks on a scratch hop and consider dumping the
06:34bitch.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Life's not always great.
06:37My God.
06:38I know.
06:38It's pretty bad.
06:39Yeah.
06:39You could afford, though, to split it, I guess, at that point.
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:43You're each billionaire's thing.
06:45Bye.
06:45Yeah.
06:45If you really don't like the person that much.
06:48And Steve is in Chicago.
06:50Steve, what about you?
06:50You hit two billion in the Powerball.
06:53Are you leaving her?
06:56No.
06:56First, good morning, Dave, Chuck.
06:58Hey, what's going on?
06:59Good morning.
07:00How are you guys doing?
07:00Lisa.
07:01Good morning.
07:02And Brian.
07:02Green, Andy, Andy.
07:03That's your first name.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yes.
07:06So, actually, no, I would not.
07:08I love my wife too much.
07:10We've been married about seven years now.
07:13It would just give us more to do together.
07:16I mean, we do a lot of stuff together, but we travel.
07:19So, listening to you, Dave, you know, some safaris, maybe, I don't know.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:24Careful, careful.
07:25Let's go on some adventures, yeah.
07:28Definitely different adventures, though, yeah.
07:30We would definitely travel.
07:31And just, the grass is not always greenery.
07:33Who knows what you're going to get if you, you know, seven years, we know what we want.
07:39We know each other, you know, likes and dislikes.
07:43Yeah.
07:44There you go.
07:44All right, Steve.
07:45Thanks, man.
07:46A lot more guys called in being nice.
07:48He's not going to kill it out there.
07:49I mean, that's pretty obvious.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Pretty obvious.
07:52He's not going to be killing it out there.
07:54What?
07:54Maybe it's just me, but I hope that his wife is the one who texted about the stable full
07:58of hot young steaks.
07:59Oh, no.
08:00Oh, no.
08:01Wow, that's a slap of a nut song.
08:03Obviously, I think I'm just going to, I probably just stay.
08:06I don't see the grass being any greener on the outside.
08:09I don't know.
08:10I'm pretty lucky just to have found anybody.
08:11Most men would see a field of vaginas.
08:13And this guy is like, the grass is probably not that bad.
08:16You know, I don't know.
08:17Hey.
08:18Good for it.
08:18I'm glad they're happy.
08:19I'm not happy.
08:19Glad they're happy.
08:20Good for them.
08:21May it continue.
08:22Absolutely.
08:23Beautiful, Jack.
08:24Very beautiful.
08:25May it continue.
08:25May it continue.
08:26For longer than eight years.
08:28Oh, okay.
08:28I'll see you next time.
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