Peep Show: Lady Has Balls?!?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners to call-in and share if their voice has ever negatively impacted their dating lives.

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00:00listen i don't know if anyone will call has your voice affected your dating life

00:13has the way you sound affected you we cannot promise not to make fun 1-855-954-6969 toll free

00:221-855-954-6969 really it's more of an audio thing so texting may not work but if it's happened to

00:30you and you don't want to be on the air four six nine six nine is our text how about no voice change

00:34right we gotta yeah we gotta hear your real voice yeah disguise yeah we gotta hear i want to hear

00:41every bit of it uh someone said my mother-in-law smokes newports and anytime she picks up the phone

00:47people always assume it's a man hello hello sir i'm wondering hi can i speak to the lady of the

00:56house you are right here no i ask for the lady of the house that's me no sir i me i'm a female

01:10okay yep wonder if you're interested in frozen steaks i have a feeling that's not great oh no not

01:18at all so your voice can have positive and negative impacts but has your voice affected your dating

01:23life chrissy what's up what's calling us from the early 90s it's chrissy chrissy how has it affected

01:32your life it's got a beautiful thing guess what my age how old i am just take a wild guess

01:38say say a couple more things for us say a couple she said was up off the top right which is a giveaway

01:45giveaway i live in brockland okay okay okay i'm gonna say i mean okay so what do you think she

01:58sounds like i'd say early 40s i'm 57 bitch yeah like i i thought she sounds way younger than that

02:10yeah thank you so guys will hit on me on the phone like cop into the stuff and then they come to my

02:16house like damn i thought you were in your 20s like sorry i you know i don't know what to tell you

02:21oh so you could cat definitely you could catfish people with that a younger sounding voice

02:26yeah but then you burst out the 90s references and then yeah that was you must be older

02:38you gotta hear one more funny thing i i know you're gonna laugh when i looked at my mom's house

02:44back in my 20s they would call for my mom and i'm like they're like hey is your mommy home

02:51i'm like my mommy i'm like uh yeah i locked her up in the closet they don't understand i'm older

02:57they think like back then my voice sounded even younger oh right so they would think you were like

03:02nine years old yeah because you only say mommy to a nine-year-old mommy i'm like i locked her up

03:08in the closet no oh my god oh yeah she responds yeah i almost killed her i killed mommy

03:15yeah mama must die okay all right chrissy thanks for calling in oh wow you're welcome

03:22have a good see ya see ya bye bye i like pizza what's up

03:28that's the first time that's happened in quite some time uh vanessa is in bradenton florida vanessa

03:36has your voice affected your dating life oh my god it has before in the past yes

03:42i had a guy once after we went on a date asked me how much it cost me for my sex change

03:50oh no vanessa no yes yes sadly true but it's okay i found the one i'm with now so i'm very happy

04:00oh that's good that's great that is good because it's a little i mean we can tell it's a little deep

04:07i get it yeah you do sound like you have a couple of balls but um

04:11that's just not what i was thinking

04:17it is not i just thought maybe a little couple smokes here it's a little sultry

04:23that's what i was gonna say yeah dana's a different way people ask me if i've also worked as a phone

04:29operator before oh sure yeah yeah i mean i see it yeah for sure vanessa thanks for calling in

04:35thank you let's see ya you know dave give us a call give us a call and uh dave will tell you

04:44he thinks you got a couple nuts not the time he said we won't make fun of you too much

04:49well and i know it's not too much you do sound like you got a couple balls

04:53jeez i under what i'm saying is i guess i understand where people could have been confused oh sure

05:03it was it was it was deep and one more here uh amanda's with us hi amanda

05:10hi how's it going penis penis to you has your voice affected your dating life

05:16um absolutely um i grew up with a really bad list and uh i went through speech therapy for like my

05:25whole life and they could not correct it and when i go out to the bars you know i'm getting

05:31some drinks in me it gets like way worse and it is terrible you can barely understand what i'm saying

05:37some of the time okay so i need to know okay is it the side list or yeah is it is it the the front of

05:46the mouth list it comes the sound comes out the side of my so it's this one yeah this is the one

05:55it is unfortunately this one's a tough one that's a tougher one that's a tough that's a tough one

06:01it is a tough one yeah because you don't sound anything like there's none of that coming through

06:07right now yeah no so it's a couple drinks and then all the therapy goes out the window

06:12and you're like oh yeah let's have some drinks

06:15yeah that's tough yeah it's tough i understand how that could be different because we're talking

06:24fine and then you get drunk and then all of a sudden you talk like that but there's so many

06:28people that have the front one it's just sort of there's a lot of people that have the front one

06:33but the side one that's that's brutal yeah that's a brutal one it's more yes it was water

06:40i don't know how do you just there's somewhere there's some i couldn't live a chick that's like

06:45a 10 i wonder if i could deal with it she was like let's have some drinks

06:50all right i'll tell you what it would be it'd be very private

06:55private affair i yeah reveal her to the no no no no no i don't think so

07:06you're on a silent retreat yeah yeah yeah would work out there

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