Peep Show: Dave's Old West Town

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a few-million dollar private "old west" town that was created in Colorado and while Dave thinks it would be amazing to live there, the rest of the show doesn't agree.

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00:00I've never been interested

00:05in my own

00:07Old West style town

00:09until today. I love this

00:11There's a property

00:13for sale in Colorado

00:15It's a ranch

00:17And these people built

00:19their own little Old West town

00:22that goes along

00:23with it. But no one lives there?

00:25Right, it's just yours

00:26I like it

00:28I'm going to go to the general store today

00:31No one's there to help me

00:32Here is the property here

00:34It's just like a little real estate video with cheesy music in it

00:37Yeah

00:37So there's your entrance

00:39There's your, that's all yours

00:43That's your little town

00:44Yeah, but you're going to have to be the sheriff, dude

00:47and go make sure nobody goes in your style

00:49You ready to be an Old West sheriff?

00:52Sure, why not?

00:54Look, that's where you live

00:55So it's a beautiful place

00:57That place is sweet

00:58That's a beautiful, like, log cabin ranch

01:00It's amazing

01:02Yes, okay

01:04I'm in

01:05And then you have that whole Old West town

01:09Look at that

01:10You can have people over for drinks in your saloon

01:12You can, you have horse and buggies

01:14You got a little dance house

01:15How is this sold for only two million bucks?

01:17It's so much

01:18They must have lost so much money

01:19Oh, for sure

01:20But look, you saw the ceiling in that one shot

01:21Yeah

01:22There's even the, like, little guest homes in some of them

01:25And I do think it

01:26I think it'd be cool to go to the Old West party once

01:28Oh, yeah

01:30And then it'd be like, oh, dude

01:31Dave's having another

01:32It's a rootin' scootin' good time, Andy

01:36You know how many parties

01:37I can't do it anymore

01:39I can't go there

01:41Did he tell you to get dressed up again?

01:44He did

01:45He wants us all to dress like cowboys

01:46I know

01:47Hey, did you guys check out these assless chaps

01:48I'm wearing today's party

01:49At the Old Western place

01:51These are gonna be

01:52You guys in Saturday night?

01:55James loves it

01:55I do

01:56I can really get into my cowboy self

01:59He's got that boot scootin' boogie playing again

02:02I can hear it down in the valley

02:03Come on, we're gonna play mini golf

02:05I gotta shoot in range

02:06I got it all

02:08We've shot all the guns before

02:10He subscribed to some kind of country music service

02:14Yeah, he did

02:15He doesn't know any country music

02:17So he had to just sign up for that

02:21Who wants a ride in the stagecoach?

02:23Oh my god

02:24He doesn't know how to drive that thing

02:26He just has these horses

02:27Has Dave ever actually ridden a horse before?

02:30He's tried

02:31He's tried

02:33I think I'm gonna pass on the stagecoach

02:35Cause I heard he's got a real live

02:37Square dance caller in the hall

02:40Yeah, he does

02:41It's him

02:42Oh, it's him

02:43Yeah, it's Dave

02:44Dave's calling the square dance

02:46Does he know when we go?

02:47See, here he goes again

02:48I don't know what that means

02:50He's gonna ride a bull later

02:51Anyways, I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror with these assless chaps

02:53Me too, I'm coming with you

02:55I just think it's super cool

02:59You're right, it probably would get old

03:00Yeah

03:01It seems cool to visit

03:02But living there may get old

03:03But I don't know

03:04I just love the idea of my own little old west town

03:07But I mean

03:08Are you gonna stock all the stores?

03:10Or is it just when you walk in a store

03:12It looks like just a museum type of thing?

03:14What's great about, you know, having other people do all of this

03:18You can't do it yourself

03:19Like run a store

03:20Yeah

03:21Hold on, I gotta get to the store

03:24At least it just went inside

03:25No, but

03:25Howdy man, how you doing today?

03:28You talk to yourself

03:28You know, you play out all the roles

03:30You're like, hey, what do you have at the store?

03:32We got beans

03:33Yeah, it's like all you though

03:35Yeah, I don't know why these people did that

03:40I don't know

03:41I don't want my own town

03:42I want people to serve me

03:43Yeah, I don't want to do all that

03:46I thought that you were onto something there

03:49That maybe like I build

03:51I develop a whole town

03:53And then I just try to get some people to move there

03:57Well, then you gotta employ them

03:59I know

04:00And then you've gotta

04:01That's too much

04:01But they spent 10 million bucks

04:03You got this annoying person

04:05That works at the store

04:07Yeah, you're like, oh my god

04:07I hired a man to run my stupid general store

04:09I hate him

04:10How rich are these people though

04:12That they just blew 10 million on them

04:14I'm sure they were incredibly wealthy

04:16I don't want to go down there and talk to them

04:18Who needs me to order new general store guys

04:20Hey, how you doing?

04:21It's a me

04:21The general store guy

04:23Yeah, dude, hey man

04:24Listen, here's your paycheck

04:26Hey, thanks for hiring me

04:27I was a drifter

04:28No problem

04:29I got off of a railroad

04:30You just been sleeping here too?

04:32I didn't know

04:34I just sleep here

04:35I didn't know you were gonna

04:36Just in that sleeping bag, huh?

04:38It's what I'm used to

04:39I've been on the road my whole life

04:41All right

04:42Killed a man in Utah

04:44Here's some more sass perilla

04:47Why, thank you

04:49Back to the house

04:50Here's a couple more beaver pelts

04:52Oh, thanks, very unnecessary

04:53All right, well, you're taking the character stuff real far

04:58So I'll leave you here

05:01I'll be seeing you

05:02Is that a, that's not a, that's not a meth lab out there behind the general store, is it?

05:07Don't go back there

05:09It's a meth, it's a meth lab

05:11All right, well, we'll be seeing you later

05:14Have a nice night

05:14Someone has to work at the church

05:19Someone has to work at the inn

05:21Well, hi

05:22That's the same guy

05:24Here's your paycheck

05:25Yeah, I'm at the church now

05:28He's a lady now

05:29It's just you, the same homeless guy from the general store

05:32That's right

05:33I am now a priest

05:36Oh, man

05:36Traveling the countryside

05:40Try and

05:41You're not

05:43Spread the word

05:44That's not peyote

05:46You're growing out there behind the church

05:47Listen, don't go behind the church

05:50All right

05:50Let's, how about we have a new rule

05:53You don't go behind any of these buildings you paid for

05:56Okay

05:57You'll find something new back there on each one

06:00All right

06:00Well, I just don't want to deal with the old West town

06:02So

06:03I'm going to go back to my

06:04Stay away from the big house

06:05Ryan, you've all ruined my dream

06:07I'm not going to go

06:08I mean

06:09They spent 10 million on this

06:11That's crazy

06:12Alan, it seemed cool to me

06:14At first

06:14Until you walked me through it

06:16When I realized it sucked

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