Peep Show: Lisa Stalked By Phil Collins

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a weird situation Lisa experienced at their old station when someone was stalking her by leaving voicemails playing only Phil Collins music.

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00:00I guess this has a huge intro, huh?

00:12No, I never knew.

00:13I didn't either.

00:15I don't really know if I'm familiar with this particular Phil Collins.

00:18Just wait.

00:22Is it really this long?

00:24People had to wait.

00:25Wow, yeah.

00:26It must have been a hell of a radio edit.

00:30Then there's a whole big, long story here.

00:35Anyway, it's just another day for you and me in paradise.

00:37Yeah, that is the message we were trying to relate.

00:43Yeah, it's still going to take so long to get there.

00:47Yeah, hold on.

00:48Phil Collins, deep cut.

00:49Yeah, it is.

00:51See, it's still telling the whole...

00:53Oh, here we go.

00:54Here we go.

00:54Think twice, cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.

01:01Oh.

01:02Oh.

01:04Think twice, cause it's another day for you.

01:08Hold on now.

01:09You and me in paradise.

01:11Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

01:15Just think about it.

01:17Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

01:19I wish I had one of those kids' pianos.

01:20Let's go.

01:21Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

01:23Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

01:27Ah.

01:29Paradise.

01:29Paradise, that's it.

01:30Phil Collins liked the sound of his music.

01:33If it was had to...

01:34If you had to name the sound of it, to me it would be uncomfortable.

01:37It's very uncomfortable.

01:38Do you remember years ago when we thought someone was stalking me with Phil Collins music?

01:42I don't know if you remember that.

01:44Oh, yeah.

01:44I got like a phone call.

01:46Yes.

01:46I don't remember what the outcome.

01:47Maybe someone else will remember.

01:49I don't remember.

01:50We probably never got to the bottom of it.

01:51with like a phil collins song and we were trying to investigate and figure out you know what i

01:57haven't answered my phone since no like that's the day i shut off the work phone here yeah

02:05yep here i was at the old place oh no yeah no that's this one another one yeah there's the

02:11other one there was something and was like we tried to figure out why who was yeah stalking

02:17me with i can't believe that's not one of the first things you brought up when we met

02:21yeah no she tried to tried to erase it yeah like that's one of the first things you tell

02:31do you know that i was once stalked by uh well by someone i enjoy trying new foods and one time

02:40this guy kept leaving me phil collins messages and stalking me with phil collins music i can't

02:47remember if he would say something before or it was just it was just like i don't he basically

02:52used phil collins in the same way that dave just did yeah in fact now i'm starting to think maybe

02:58it was just dave i don't know i think i don't know what it was i think a listener from if someone who

03:04was listening the whole time you know they have great memories oh yeah they might remember and

03:09know and they can let us know but there was something with phil collins and a voicemail and we

03:12were trying to figure it out i love the idea of a person that's mute but can only communicate with

03:18phil collins music which is in a weird way bumblebee from the transformers movie he can only uh he can

03:28only communicate in song form using his own radio oh oh right the car radio he could not speak himself

03:36you know i'll never watch those i know i know i was like this is not you're not going to understand

03:40this one appreciate that you won't watch a michael bay movie oh dave's communicating yeah i'm gonna

03:46put this on lisa's voicemail today hi lisa phil collins looks like a neighbor that comes out on the news

03:58he does i don't know how he became so famous

04:04they're gonna catch him about the guy that murdered somebody down the street oh i thought we were gonna

04:08get a little bit of the chorus yeah where's the chorus it's my god when does he start saying the

04:13big part here because this is the only part i'd leave on lisa's voicemail yeah well that's what i

04:18was getting to but god phil can't get to the point yeah so this right here lisa picks up here here she goes

04:26oh no

04:34i'm not sure what this means

04:36is this bill collins guys i think i mean stock something's really weird bill collins in the 80s

04:50only looked like he wore dead people's clothes

04:55you're so right like he didn't have a stylist obviously he just pulled some stuff out of his

05:00suitcase and made a video he actually he would wear the clothes that i would wear in seventh grade

05:05that shirt which is just whatever my mom threw on me you were a seventh grade i know i wish i could

05:12remember what song it was lisa that you were absolutely stocked with it's no good stocking's no

05:19good yeah yeah that's a weird way to do it yeah like uh you're gonna do it phil collins like who could

05:25even imagine that yeah like no one writing a horror movie or like a psychological thriller has ever

05:33thought of well it's gonna be like a psychopath that leaves messages but only in song form like

05:42for instance oh this is one guys yeah there's a girl that's been on my mind i think this might

05:48have been the one yeah i think it might have been all the time you kind of remember these please

05:52ways away what a psychopath surprise i'm still here yeah my god guys it's youtube

06:05help i had no idea phil collins had so many songs

06:0917 days in it's still a different oh my god another one the hips keep on coming

06:15that is a weird way to be stalked absolutely i had blocked that out of my mind but hello hello

06:25hello hello who is this damn you son of a

06:36show yourself reveal yourself the call is coming from inside the house oh my god it's

06:42my god i'm gonna get you just to roast people based on their appearance

06:55based on their appearance from now on well we should have that i'm in the mood i like it yeah i'm in the

07:00mood i like it and he rules a haircut accident oh yeah what have you done what happened to phil's

07:07hair oh he was in a horrible horrible accident too late now i gotta go on you didn't hear

07:14there was an accident with his hair yeah he fell into two weird razor blades

07:21yeah he's uh he's something yeah that's something

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