Lisa's Back On Hold

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the most shocking thing a woman has asked for in the bedroom and Lisa Way's on hold music kicks in again.

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00:00guys we want to know this morning what did a lady ask for in the bedroom that truly shocked you

00:13uh let's go to uh anonymous hi anonymous you're on with david chuck the freak good morning how

00:18are you how's she going hey how's she going hey what did a lady ask for in the bedroom that truly

00:24shocked you all right so met this this lovely lady at a war concert oh my god okay well let's take her

00:34back have you ever seen one of those meat hook things that go go in the back door with like a

00:40baseball size piece of metal on the end of it um it's a meat hook it's a meat hook for the back door

00:48what pretty much but it was attached to like a horse bridle that went in her mouth so every time

00:54she'd move her head it pushed this thing farther in and uh yeah by far the craziest thing i mean it

01:03scarred me for life that's what it looks like it's a hook with the ball on the end you know like on a

01:11fish hook where it would be a sharp point it's a big ball oh my god oh my god come on jesus and it's on

01:19the other side it has something that can obviously see that's attached to his head wow and it does

01:27attach to the head uh let's go to tim hi tim good morning morning guys penis penis to you i don't know

01:34if you guys have heard of it but there's a toy called the splorge the splorge basically you might

01:41have to look it up but it's basically uh a big pinnacle it's huge and you can actually put gelatin

01:48eggs into it and push them through into their vagina oh yeah yeah we've talked about the splorge

01:54i didn't remember the name but we totally talked about that it's like an alien dong right yeah you

01:59put those eggs up in there and then you have a blast look at those eggs that is so bizarre

02:04look at those eggs so so bizarre yep if you haven't splorged you just haven't lived you haven't

02:10lived until you splorged someone said after anal hook they think lisa just oh went on hold

02:18jeez uh didn't expect to see those photos today

02:29no i did look though yeah no i know you looked you definitely looked and then i went on hold

02:37and then you were like oh jeez that hook is attached to his head then i went on hold

02:43i wonder what lou's doing right now

02:46lou and molly are just having the time of their lives

02:50you know it's kind of a nice day outside i probably put lou in his tent

02:55today he'd love to go in his tent

02:58just check my phone see yeah oh 82 huh that's perfect for lou

03:03he's in his tent

03:06all right yeah as lisa continues on hold we're back to the riff lines we want to know

03:12uh what is something that shocked you that a lady asked for in the bedroom anonymous you're up next

03:18good morning good morning so what happened i had a i met a girl at a bar

03:24end up going back to her place walk in her room and it was covered in like plastic sheeting

03:32she pulls out some anal beads

03:35start sticking them in they wanted me to rip cord them out of her

03:40ah the rip cord did you do it

03:43no oh wow yeah it's like plunging it you know oh jeez

03:53i'm actually filing my nail right now

03:56jeez it just hurts and oh jeez i nicked it i just got these done

04:02i nicked it i gotta repair it i just you know what i'll just repair it right now

04:07the guys aren't even gonna notice they're so enthralled with these

04:11butthole stories

04:13you know what though this is what i get because i left early and the boys had their

04:18little meeting by themselves

04:20left early

04:23miss a meeting this is what happens next thing you know we're talking about buttholes

04:26anal hooks

04:28splorges

04:30splorges what the christ is a splorge

04:34who cares i'm not gonna ever splorge

04:37freak splorges in films

04:43eggs in your butt who put eggs in your butt

04:47i love eggs but not eggs in my butt alien eggs

04:55reminds me i should go go to my egg dealer

04:58i'll text him right now

05:01hi there

05:02remind me

05:04i'm hungry for eggs

05:07i should probably make a pizza tonight

05:14all right we're asking what a lady asked for in the bedroom that truly shocked you this one here metagirl at the bar

05:22asked me to put a deflated football in her ass and pump it up

05:26wow that's gonna get big

05:28it's gonna get big guys

05:29oh my god

05:32touchdown

05:32i don't even think

05:37i mean getting a deflated football in there would be work

05:41what's horrible about that too is isn't a football's pump

05:45ball on the side

05:47jesus

05:48that makes it even tougher

05:51it's right on the side

05:54it's not it's not on the edge

05:56you know so

05:57you have to twist that thing sideways

05:59well there you go

06:01that'll uh give you a little insight of what ladies are wanting

06:03they're kicking it out

06:04not really

06:05no not all ladies

06:08really no

06:09no

06:10no

06:11no

06:12no

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