Unusual Sex Songs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the unusual song they put on when they are getting down in the bedroom.

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00:30Brett from Redford. Hi, Brett. How are you?

00:32I can't play those.

00:33Doing good, guys. How are you doing?

00:35We're doing okay. We're talking about the songs people get hot and heavy to and what made the top ten.

00:39What's your different kind of choice?

00:42Oh, man. I've got to go with War Pigs by Black Sabbath.

00:44War Pigs?

00:46Yeah.

00:47Yeah, well, sure. Sure.

00:50That's a song.

00:50I can't imagine.

00:53Lisa Buggala!

00:57The air raid sirens are going on!

01:01How is she supposed to get her to the bedroom, man?

01:03She knows what's going on now when them sirens start going.

01:05That's true. I mean, it is a warning.

01:08I can't...

01:09There goes the shirt.

01:11There goes the shirt.

01:12I can't.

01:13We've got it all timed out.

01:14There goes the socks.

01:17He's got it.

01:17We're going to get seven minutes and 54 seconds of fury with Brent.

01:21Dude.

01:22That's a good...

01:23That's a great night.

01:25But half of that is him apparently addressing.

01:27Well, you've got to slow down.

01:28I mean, what?

01:29If you're going to go at War Pigs...

01:33That's what I'm going to do here.

01:35You're just like...

01:36Oh, of course you are.

01:38And then like...

01:38And then just pan out.

01:52What's happening here?

01:57Weird thrust break.

01:58Titties.

01:59The drums are the titties.

02:08I challenge everyone to have sex to War Pigs.

02:10Oh, my God.

02:13Not so great for the lady, though.

02:15Because I'm the only one sitting here like...

02:18I don't know.

02:19Not so great for the ladies.

02:24No.

02:25I wouldn't think so.

02:27It'd just be...

02:28I can't even imagine Lisa...

02:31You lost me at banging on the titties.

02:38It's too much.

02:40Way too much for your current sex life.

02:41Yeah, I want the...

02:42I'm going to need it slow.

02:44Jason, as you said, would bridge over troubled water be slow enough for you, Chuck?

02:48Um, that's getting there.

02:50That's getting there.

02:51It's not...

02:51What do you mean?

02:53It's not there?

02:54It's getting there.

02:55You know?

02:56It's a slow...

02:57This is...

02:59This is sex with Chuck the Freak.

03:02Hold on.

03:03Don't move.

03:05Don't move.

03:08Hold on.

03:09Don't make a noise.

03:11Oh, wait.

03:11I fell asleep.

03:14That's fine.

03:15I don't care.

03:16Can I get some coffee or something?

03:19Yeah, sure.

03:19Just give me a minute.

03:23Easy.

03:23This is terrible.

03:31You just said this is terrible.

03:33No talking.

03:35Oh, boy.

03:36Uh-oh.

03:39I hate this chorus.

03:41Oh, God.

03:43Quit speeding up, Garfunkel!

03:47Pretty slow.

03:48All right.

03:49Let's go back to the riff lines here, and we're going to talk with Michael.

03:52Hi, Michael.

03:53You're on with Dave and Chuck the Freak.

03:54What's your top sex song?

03:56Hey, guys.

03:56How's she going, eh?

03:57Yeah, good.

03:57How's she going, eh?

04:00The song's probably X Gonna Give It To You by DMX.

04:04I can't plan that one.

04:06You're terrified or she loves it.

04:08X Gonna Give It To You.

04:09And I'm done.

04:13Can't do that.

04:22It's me trying to sleep with this song still playing.

04:25Three minutes of it.

04:29No, not too bad.

04:30I'm just not bad enough to do that.

04:32Oh, exactly.

04:32I mean, I'm not going to just bust on the...

04:35Andy, you having sexist.

04:36I'm like, boo!

04:36Yeah, you ready?

04:38You ready for all this?

04:39Yeah.

04:40Oh, X gonna give it to you.

04:44Call me X.

04:46I just admit that you bust through the door.

04:48Whoa, whoa!

04:50Yeah, mother-

04:51Ooh!

05:04Oh, my God.

05:05Oh, my God.

05:06Oh, my God.

05:07Oh, my God.

05:08Oh, my God.

05:09Oh, my God.

05:09I'm in the background just going, what?

05:17You're his hype man?

05:18Yeah, I am.

05:19If we gonna have sex today, girl, you gonna have to deal with Chuck being my hype man in the background.

05:25Get it in!

05:26He gonna do it!

05:29I'll do it again!

05:30It seems like you need a lot of cocaine.

05:32Oh, I will.

05:34I read very much.

05:35I need DMX, guys.

05:36Turn it down, I don't die, girl.

05:40Yeah!

05:42Gonna die!

05:45Move, bitch!

05:47Turn around, girl, get it down this way now!

05:49I'm pretty sure any of DMX, any of DMX is off-limits.

05:55Lay it down, don't got an arm strength to do that to you!

05:58A little DMX there, one of our listeners' favorites.

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